Face the Board: Quiksand

Barkeep49 · 11-27-2006, 08:06 PM

Normally our FTB schedule will run:
Thur-Mon -- Ask Questions
Mon-Tues -- Questions are answered
Wed -- Answers are posted to the front page.

Rinse & repeat.

To kick things off, however, I decided to run a little extra while in the question period. And perhaps it's because of the high esteem that so many people have for our first FTB participant. I'm going to save further introduction for the actual frontpage writeup. But for now feel free to post your questions you would like that computer of a guy, Quiksand, to answer.

Barkeep49 · 11-27-2006, 08:18 PM

So I'll start with a couple of boring questions:

How did you first hear about FOFC and Front Office Football?

Eaglesfan27 · 11-27-2006, 08:19 PM

Besides QB, what do you think is the most important position in FOF 2007?

Ben E Lou · 11-27-2006, 08:24 PM

Has becoming a father changed you, and if so, how?

Subby · 11-27-2006, 08:51 PM

Why do you insist on spending more than $100 for fashionable dress shirts?

Vince · 11-27-2006, 08:54 PM

What's it like to be a part of the ballerz club, yo?

On a more serious note...

What is your favorite non-FOF text sim?

cuervo72 · 11-27-2006, 08:59 PM

Which hat for tomorrow: killjoy, or troublemaker?

MizzouRah · 11-27-2006, 09:01 PM

How long would it take for you to win a Super Bowl with the Raiders?

Buccaneer · 11-27-2006, 09:03 PM

Why have we spent 6 years trying to find a picture of you on the web?

cuervo72 · 11-27-2006, 09:12 PM

A relative (say, a sweet old aunt) gives you a gift card for Olive Garden. What do you do?

cartman · 11-27-2006, 09:14 PM

What, in your opinion, is the most famous application of '2/3' in world history?

cthomer5000 · 11-27-2006, 09:14 PM

Which would be your preferred method of execution for Billy Joel?

JPhillips · 11-27-2006, 09:23 PM

In a cage match who comes out alive, Friedman or Keynes?

Flasch186 · 11-27-2006, 09:24 PM

what do they need to do to Monday Night Football to regain the luster that has been lost over the past 6 or 7 years?

albionmoonlight · 11-27-2006, 09:40 PM

Desert island. Five Books.

Subby · 11-27-2006, 09:43 PM

What is your favorite thing about Hell Atlantic?

panerd · 11-27-2006, 09:47 PM

Which gangster from 'The Wire' would make the best head football coach? What about from the police side?

TredWel · 11-27-2006, 10:04 PM

Looking back over the many dynasty reports you wrote, which one was your favorite?

TRO · 11-27-2006, 10:06 PM

What grammatical error gets your panties in a twist most?

What grammatical error gets your panties moist?

st.cronin · 11-27-2006, 10:13 PM

Down by 4, 2 minutes left in the game, which active qb do you want taking the snaps?

Lorena · 11-27-2006, 11:25 PM

Are you and new forum member "Quickslant" in any way related?

PackerFanatic · 11-27-2006, 11:53 PM

Have you ever actually been caught in quicksand?

Vinatieri for Prez · 11-27-2006, 11:54 PM

This Face the Board idea is the best. I RFLMAO 3 times. This is pretty much the funniest thread I have ever read here. Meathook hands!?!?!?? You're killing me.

Sadly, I have no questions.

Edit: Ok, I have one. Taylor Rain or Misty Rain?

oykib · 11-28-2006, 01:04 AM

Mount Rushmore: minds that have had the greatest impact on human history.

stevew · 11-28-2006, 05:25 AM

Female Grooming...

Sideshow Bob, Mr. T or Telly Savalas.

Anthony · 11-28-2006, 07:00 AM

Jessica Alba comes up to you and says "if you change your hairstyle into a mullet, I'll make out with you" - would you do it? Pretend for a second you're not married and a father. This question is moot if you already have a mullet, and if so, you should seriously consider locking yourself in a closet.

Anthony · 11-28-2006, 07:08 AM

if someone was gonna pay you $2million to kick a dog - would you do it?

what about a little puppy?

this is $2million dollars we're talking about here.

Anthony · 11-28-2006, 07:13 AM

ok, ok, i really wanna know this:

you've decided to be a vigilante of the law - which do you choose to become:

1. a pirate
2. a gun slinging bandit from the Wild West
3. an evil ex-financier from Switzerland with a penchant for buggery

Anthony · 11-28-2006, 07:14 AM

last question:

What are your thoughts on David Hasselhoff?

Bee · 11-28-2006, 07:50 AM

When having sex do you do math problems in your head to make it last longer?

edit: If not, you should try it because it works like a charm.

SplitPersonality1 · 11-28-2006, 07:54 AM

Which horses are your early picks for a run at the Derby in 2007?

If you were stranded on a desert island and you had to choose which annoying children's character would be your only companion, would you choose Elmo or Barney? (Suicide is not an option.)

MIJB#19 · 11-28-2006, 08:36 AM

Jaime Canter or Ron Lyle?

Subby · 11-28-2006, 08:46 AM

Do you ever get tired of the same lame, overcooked jokes about 1) your hatred of Billy Joel 2) your life as a super computer 3) your ginormous civilization-crushing hands 4) certain hilarious fractions

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 08:48 AM

Do you like gladiator movies?

Kodos · 11-28-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Are you going to answer any questions or do we sit here staring at each other?

I believe the victim is supposed to answer all of the questions at once after the moderator collects them all. Hopefully it is at his discretion to weed out questions.

wade moore · 11-28-2006, 09:23 AM

What is your formal education and how does it apply to your chosen career?

John Galt · 11-28-2006, 09:26 AM

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Barkeep49 · 11-28-2006, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

I believe the victim is supposed to answer all of the questions at once after the moderator collects them all. Hopefully it is at his discretion to weed out questions.

The question period is going to remain open until Sunday. I will then combine them into a nice list, which will be sent off to Quik. And yes some of the questions will not be asked, and others Quik might not chose to answer. It will then be one of the new pieces of content on the front page.

Ksyrup · 11-28-2006, 09:52 AM

All questions that are not grammatically proper should be disregarded.

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

All questions that are not grammatically proper should be disregarded.

What is everything should be in the form of a question.

JPhillips · 11-28-2006, 10:03 AM

What is your favorite recreational spot in the Annapolis area?

Ksyrup · 11-28-2006, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

What is everything should be in the form of a question.

Including but not limited to the form of the question.

WheelsVT · 11-28-2006, 10:17 AM

Perhaps a few generic FOF questions...

What are your favorite house rules to use in FOF (if any), and why?
How were these affected by FOF2k7?

cuervo72 · 11-28-2006, 10:45 AM

So, give us your thoughts on this "Face the Board" idea.

hoopsguy · 11-28-2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

When having sex do you do math problems in your head to make it last longer?

edit: If not, you should try it because it works like a charm.

His math problems are harder than your math problems.

Senator · 11-28-2006, 02:02 PM

Has having a daughter changed the way you look at life, and if so, how?

primelord · 11-28-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Why do you insist on spending more than $100 for fashionable dress shirts?

LOL. I had a very similar question immediately come to mind when I saw this. My guess is he would respond with why do I refuse to spend more than $20 on a shirt.

JediKooter · 11-28-2006, 04:08 PM

T-Shirts - Tuck them in, yes or no?

Anthony · 11-28-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

And yes some of the questions will not be asked,

well, if you're gonna be a puss about it then you shouldn't volunteer for this. i say send him all the questions and let him have fun with it. yawn, everyone's gotta be a friggin party pooper all the time.

WSUCougar · 11-28-2006, 08:05 PM

Mount Rushmore of bird species

11-27-2006, 08:19 PM	#3
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Besides QB, what do you think is the most important position in FOF 2007? __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

11-27-2006, 08:24 PM	#4
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Has becoming a father changed you, and if so, how? __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-27-2006, 08:54 PM	#6
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	What's it like to be a part of the ballerz club, yo? On a more serious note... What is your favorite non-FOF text sim? __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

11-27-2006, 08:59 PM	#7
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Which hat for tomorrow: killjoy, or troublemaker? __________________ null

11-27-2006, 09:12 PM	#10
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	A relative (say, a sweet old aunt) gives you a gift card for Olive Garden. What do you do? __________________ null

11-27-2006, 08:18 PM	#2
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	So I'll start with a couple of boring questions: How did you first hear about FOFC and Front Office Football?

11-27-2006, 08:51 PM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Why do you insist on spending more than $100 for fashionable dress shirts?

11-27-2006, 09:01 PM	#8
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	How long would it take for you to win a Super Bowl with the Raiders?

11-27-2006, 09:03 PM	#9
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Why have we spent 6 years trying to find a picture of you on the web?

11-27-2006, 09:14 PM	#11
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	What, in your opinion, is the most famous application of '2/3' in world history? __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-27-2006, 09:23 PM	#13
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	In a cage match who comes out alive, Friedman or Keynes? __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

11-27-2006, 09:24 PM	#14
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	what do they need to do to Monday Night Football to regain the luster that has been lost over the past 6 or 7 years? __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

11-27-2006, 09:40 PM	#15
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Desert island. Five Books. Last edited by albionmoonlight : 11-27-2006 at 09:47 PM.

11-27-2006, 09:43 PM	#16
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	What is your favorite thing about Hell Atlantic?

11-27-2006, 09:47 PM	#17
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	Which gangster from 'The Wire' would make the best head football coach? What about from the police side?

11-27-2006, 10:04 PM	#18
TredWel High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Old Forge, PA	Looking back over the many dynasty reports you wrote, which one was your favorite? __________________ There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. - Linus Van Pelt

11-27-2006, 10:06 PM	#19
TRO College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisburg, KS	What grammatical error gets your panties in a twist most? What grammatical error gets your panties moist? __________________ TRA, the Royal Ape Last edited by TRO : 11-27-2006 at 10:06 PM.

11-27-2006, 10:13 PM	#20
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Down by 4, 2 minutes left in the game, which active qb do you want taking the snaps? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

11-27-2006, 11:25 PM	#21
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Are you and new forum member "Quickslant" in any way related?

11-27-2006, 11:53 PM	#22
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Have you ever actually been caught in quicksand? __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

11-27-2006, 11:54 PM	#23
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	This Face the Board idea is the best. I RFLMAO 3 times. This is pretty much the funniest thread I have ever read here. Meathook hands!?!?!?? You're killing me. Sadly, I have no questions. Edit: Ok, I have one. Taylor Rain or Misty Rain? Last edited by Vinatieri for Prez : 11-27-2006 at 11:54 PM.

11-28-2006, 01:04 AM	#24
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Mount Rushmore: minds that have had the greatest impact on human history.

11-28-2006, 05:25 AM	#25
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Female Grooming... Sideshow Bob, Mr. T or Telly Savalas. Last edited by stevew : 11-28-2006 at 09:54 AM. Reason: clarification.

11-28-2006, 07:00 AM	#26
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	Jessica Alba comes up to you and says "if you change your hairstyle into a mullet, I'll make out with you" - would you do it? Pretend for a second you're not married and a father. This question is moot if you already have a mullet, and if so, you should seriously consider locking yourself in a closet.

11-28-2006, 07:08 AM	#27
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	if someone was gonna pay you $2million to kick a dog - would you do it? what about a little puppy? this is $2million dollars we're talking about here. Last edited by Anthony : 11-28-2006 at 07:09 AM.

11-28-2006, 07:13 AM	#28
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	ok, ok, i really wanna know this: you've decided to be a vigilante of the law - which do you choose to become: 1. a pirate 2. a gun slinging bandit from the Wild West 3. an evil ex-financier from Switzerland with a penchant for buggery

11-28-2006, 07:14 AM	#29
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	last question: What are your thoughts on David Hasselhoff?

11-28-2006, 07:50 AM	#30
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	When having sex do you do math problems in your head to make it last longer? edit: If not, you should try it because it works like a charm. Last edited by Bee : 11-28-2006 at 07:51 AM.

11-28-2006, 07:54 AM	#31
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Which horses are your early picks for a run at the Derby in 2007? If you were stranded on a desert island and you had to choose which annoying children's character would be your only companion, would you choose Elmo or Barney? (Suicide is not an option.)

11-28-2006, 08:36 AM	#32
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Jaime Canter or Ron Lyle? __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

11-28-2006, 08:46 AM	#33
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Do you ever get tired of the same lame, overcooked jokes about 1) your hatred of Billy Joel 2) your life as a super computer 3) your ginormous civilization-crushing hands 4) certain hilarious fractions

11-28-2006, 08:48 AM	#34
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Do you like gladiator movies? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-28-2006, 09:26 AM	#37
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Do androids dream of electric sheep? __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

11-28-2006, 09:52 AM	#39
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	All questions that are not grammatically proper should be disregarded. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-28-2006, 10:03 AM	#41
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	What is your favorite recreational spot in the Annapolis area? __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers