Clothing Malfunction

Eaglesfan27 · 02-08-2007, 02:22 PM

The title says it all. You would think most people would dress their best or at least reasonably well when coming to the doctor's office, particularly a psychiatrist's office. However, this frequently isn't the case. Today, a provocatively dressed mother and her 13 year daughter just came to my office for an evaluation and the mother was laughing at something I said when a breast popped out. Interestingly, neither the patient nor her mother seemed particularly perturbed by this event.

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:23 PM

that's hot

left or right breast?

st.cronin · 02-08-2007, 02:28 PM

pcs pls kthx

JPhillips · 02-08-2007, 02:29 PM

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the mother was laughing at something I said when a breast popped out

You've got some serious game.

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:30 PM

You would think this would happen way more often than it does. That's why I love live events on tv...the mere chance of this taking place.

DaddyTorgo · 02-08-2007, 02:30 PM

I was hoping this was about one of your supermodel-esque coworkers

Telle · 02-08-2007, 02:33 PM

So they're coming to you because the mom is concerned that her daughter is already sexually active and sleeping with a lot of older guys and can't for the life of her figure out why, right?

Butter · 02-08-2007, 02:34 PM

How bad did you stare?

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:34 PM

Now was this a "pop" out or more of a "hang" out?

JPhillips · 02-08-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You would think this would happen way more often than it does. That's why I love live events on tv...the mere chance of this taking place.

Please God, let Katie Couric's boob fall out tonight.

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

Please God, let Katie Couric's boob fall out tonight.

I've come to realize it's a long shot on the nightly news. I did tape the Today Show regularly though in this hope.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-08-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Telle

So they're coming to you because the mom is concerned that her daughter is already sexually active and sleeping with a lot of older guys and can't for the life of her figure out why, right?

Surprisingly, she wasn't. She was concerned that her daughter may have depression and a "learning problem." What is amazing to me is that she never had her daughter evaluated sooner for either of these problems.

It was the right breast and it was definitely a pop instead of a drop.

Mom was in her late 20's, so I definitely felt this wasn't community property, yet. Therefore, I tried not to stare. Mom held her shirt for the next 15 minutes making sure there wasn't a repeat performance which was kind of awkward.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-08-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

You've got some serious game.

This made me laugh hard.

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

It was the right breast and it was definitely a pop instead of a drop.

Ok, now we are getting somewhere. This is getting good. Hotter than Pumpy using Outlook and that's saying something.

Subby · 02-08-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

You've got some serious game.

LOL

Oilers9911 · 02-08-2007, 02:49 PM

Mom in late 20s and daughter is 13? That explains some things.

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Surprisingly, she wasn't. She was concerned that her daughter may have depression and a "learning problem." What is amazing to me is that she never had her daughter evaluated sooner for either of these problems.

It was the right breast and it was definitely a pop instead of a drop.

Mom was in her late 20's, so I definitely felt this wasn't community property, yet. Therefore, I tried not to stare. Mom held her shirt for the next 15 minutes making sure there wasn't a repeat performance which was kind of awkward.

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:51 PM

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Mom held her shirt for the next 15 minutes making sure there wasn't a repeat performance which was kind of awkward.

A good therapist makes the patient feel comfortable showing their breasts.

MizzouRah · 02-08-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

Mom in late 20s and daughter is 13? That explains some things.

No doubt.

I wish a hottie from around here would have a boob pop out when I'm working on her pc.

rkmsuf · 02-08-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

No doubt.

I wish a hottie from around here would have a boob pop out when I'm working on her pc.

lean over/downblouse been attempted as she's sitting at the computer?

it's a common tech move.

MizzouRah · 02-08-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

lean over/downblouse been attempted as she's sitting at the computer?

it's a common tech move.

Most definitly.

lighthousekeeper · 02-08-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Mom was in her late 20's, so I definitely felt this wasn't community property, yet.

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this statement means.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-08-2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this statement means.

It was a reference based off of a Chris Rock routine in which he was talking about the Janet Jackson SB incident.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-08-2007, 06:44 PM

Dola -

It obviously wasn't as funny as I intended it to be since I have to explain it.

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-08-2007, 06:55 PM

So you are a doctor and you can move things with your mind? Cool...

Was it a nice breast?

How long was it out there?

(God it's been a long time since I got laid...)

Ben E Lou · 02-08-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Dola -

It obviously wasn't as funny as I intended it to be since I have to explain it.

I got it.

40-year-old titty? That's your MAN'S titty.
20-year old titty? Community titty!

stevew · 02-09-2007, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Dola -

It obviously wasn't as funny as I intended it to be since I have to explain it.

I got it, and thought it was pretty funny.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-09-2007, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So you are a doctor and you can move things with your mind? Cool...

Was it a nice breast?

How long was it out there?

(God it's been a long time since I got laid...)

It's a shame that EF27 has already done the "Face the Board" segment. These questions would've been good for that.

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	You would think this would happen way more often than it does. That's why I love live events on tv...the mere chance of this taking place. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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