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Old 05-03-2007, 10:21 AM   #1
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What the hell is going on with the Pats

First Moss now this?

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The ever-vigilant paparazzi snapped New England Patriots QB Tom Brady sashaying through the streets of New York City yesterday shamelessly sporting a New York Yankees cap!
hxxp://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2771

Bill Simmons will have kittens.
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Old 05-03-2007, 10:26 AM   #2
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First Big Papi, now Brady!




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Old 05-03-2007, 10:27 AM   #3
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Commercials are the only thing ESPN does well.
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Old 05-03-2007, 10:31 AM   #4
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Commercials are the only thing ESPN does well.

And even those aren't as good as they used to be.
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Old 05-03-2007, 10:46 AM   #5
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I thought Wally really mailed that in
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:18 AM   #6
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Brady sucks.
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:19 AM   #7
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It was probably Drew Henson's cap. He don't need it.
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:37 AM   #8
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That's a great commercial. I hadn't seen it. Thanks, K!
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:24 PM   #9
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It's nice the hear that Brady's capable of putting a lid on something.
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:34 PM   #10
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That's my first time seeing that commercial. Very funny.

On top of that, I'd like to add that Stan Verrett is a really, really nice guy. He used to work for the NBC affiliate in New Orleans, and I worked with him when I was an intern there. He's super, and I was very excited for him when he started working at ESPN a few years ago. Anyway, seeing him in this commercial just made me remember what a good person he is.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:09 PM   #11
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He was in New York City. His natural instinct for self-preservation must have kicked in.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:09 PM   #12
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Don't you hate it when the second thread takes off, while the original dies a slow death due to neglect?
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:11 PM   #13
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Don't you hate it when the second thread takes off, while the original dies a slow death due to neglect?

Cross promotion!

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=58528
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:13 PM   #14
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Don't you hate it when the second thread takes off, while the original dies a slow death due to neglect?

You got Wally, they got pictures of Gisele. I'm going back to the other thread.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:15 PM   #15
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You got Wally, they got pictures of Gisele. I'm going back to the other thread.

I haven't seen anything worth going back for, to be honest.

who better giselle bundtcake or giselle fernandez?
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:18 PM   #16
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I'm going to need to see scantily clad pics of both to decide, so ...

pix please.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:19 PM   #17
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Well, Giselle Fernandez is not a reporter in the Philly area, so good luck with that!
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:21 PM   #18
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The real question is can either one pole vault (I'm working on getting this thread up there):

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Old 05-03-2007, 03:39 PM   #19
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The real question is can either one pole vault (I'm working on getting this thread up there):


Yummy. She can vault my pole any day.
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:59 PM   #20
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:09 PM   #21
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yeah, wow.

I think this thread wins the video portion of the competition.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:16 PM   #22
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The real question is can either one pole vault (I'm working on getting this thread up there):


I would so hit that.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:27 PM   #23
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Moriarty should get some kind of prize for posting that.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:48 PM   #24
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I would so hit that.
And she would duck and then eat you.
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:53 PM   #25
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I would so hit that.

Like you would a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese?
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:58 PM   #26
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I'm not sure I've ever seen a more attractive athlete than that pole vaulter.
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:03 PM   #27
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She reminds of Natalie Portman with a better toned physique and a wicked tan!!!
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:07 PM   #28
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By the way, her name is Allison Stokke.

You're welcome.
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:14 PM   #29
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The real question is can either one pole vault (I'm working on getting this thread up there):


+1
(and +1 bonus, sheesh, yow)
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:09 PM   #30
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Wow.

You can say that again...

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Old 05-03-2007, 06:34 PM   #31
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Christ, she's still in high school.
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:35 PM   #32
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Bill Simmons will have kittens.

Anything that makes that poopoo butt unhappy, is a-ok with me.
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:04 PM   #33
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She reminds of Natalie Portman with a better toned physique and a wicked tan!!!

and a better face and a better mouth and better eyes...
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:08 PM   #34
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Christ, she's still in high school.

::forwards thread to your local authorities::
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:48 PM   #35
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By the way, her name is Allison Stokke.

You're welcome.

So, she's still in highschool, then? I decided to google and I believe she was a sophomore in highschool in 2005. And it's possible that photo was not taken this year. You're making me feel bad now.
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:50 PM   #36
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17 is legal in Texas. I can ogle all I want, dammit...
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:16 PM   #37
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Christ, she's still in high school.

Don't bother me with the details
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:06 AM   #38
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She just signed with the Cal track and field team (which is how I came across this OC wonder). So, you may need to wait about 4 months, but hey this thread needed a lift.
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She just signed with the Cal track and field team (which is how I came across this OC wonder). So, you may need to wait about 4 months, but hey this thread needed a lift.

I got a little bit of lift myself.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:12 AM   #40
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I'd give her a lift.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:20 AM   #41
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It's not worth your time, but for all you pervs out there, here she is in action:

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw&NR=1

Edit: I should add for effect, she's a former gymnast too.

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Old 05-04-2007, 10:30 AM   #42
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I wish they all could be Allison Stokke girls...
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Well, if I learned anything from that video, it's that her mouth is awfully crooked when she talks.

Not that I'm complaining, but how did she end up in this thread in the first place?
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:46 AM   #44
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Maybe she's a Yankee's fan...but, really, who cares?!
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:50 AM   #45
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There is a Myspace "fan page" for her and it says she's 18. But there's no birthdate given, although it says she's an Aries, so she probably did just turn 18. Unfortunately, she has an extreme conflict with my Household Leader.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:58 AM   #46
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There is a Myspace "fan page" for her and it says she's 18. But there's no birthdate given, although it says she's an Aries, so she probably did just turn 18. Unfortunately, she has an extreme conflict with my Household Leader.

Well played.
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:44 AM   #47
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Well, if I learned anything from that video, it's that her mouth is awfully crooked when she talks.

Not that I'm complaining, but how did she end up in this thread in the first place?

Well, the picture of Brady was with Gisele Bündchen, and we went from her to Giselle Fernandez somehow, but neither one could pole vault. See posts 14-18 for a recap.

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Old 05-04-2007, 11:49 AM   #48
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Since she's 18 I guess we can add these. I'll link them due to Ksyrup's household leader. They're all "safe" but they're a step down from the first pic in this thread.

hxxp://www.dyestatcal.com/image/5tr/12-Dec04/21-DozG/AStokke.jpg
hxxp://www.dyestat.com/3us/6in/NIN/donna-NIN/girlpolevaulters.jpg

This last one requires someone with some photoshop skilz.
hxxp://www.dyestatcal.com/image/4tr/8-August/08Stokke/Vltglr.jpg
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:37 PM   #49
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This last one requires someone with some photoshop skilz.
hxxp://www.dyestatcal.com/image/4tr/8-August/08Stokke/Vltglr.jpg

Giggity
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hehe, someone said "pole", hehe
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