Nicole Ritchie to host 'under 100lbs' party

Groundhog · 05-31-2007, 12:09 AM

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-10388,00.html

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Richie to host 'under 100lb' party
From Sydney Confidential
May 31, 2007 03:00am

IN a rare shocking marketing stunt that Sydney fashion icons Ksubi may not like to be associated with, celebrity waif Nicole Richie has urged her famous fans to turn up to her party - but only if they're super skinny and wearing the Aussie brand's super skinny-style of jeans.

While pal Lindsay Lohan was entering rehab again, Richie sensibly asked mates to "take shots, pass out and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems (sic)".

"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi (sic) jeans," the invitation added.

A footnote to the Memorial Day free-for-all party was even more telling of her maturity level: "No girls over 100 pounds (45kg) allowed in."

Only adds weight to the popular theory she's an idiot.

sabotai · 05-31-2007, 12:20 AM

I'd hit it.

Groundhog · 05-31-2007, 12:28 AM

I'd hit it with a super sized McValue meal.

Tigercat · 05-31-2007, 12:47 AM

She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

Karlifornia · 05-31-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigercat

She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

Skeletor's a total prude preoccupied with world domination. I'd rather take my chances with Nicole.

sachmo71 · 05-31-2007, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigercat

She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

mmmm...skeletor.

Critch · 05-31-2007, 06:43 AM

I'd like to point out that her second name isn't Ritchie. It's Richie. Completely different.

People called Ritchie are cool, folks like Sid Vicious and Kid Rock for example.

People called Richie generally suck ass. Well, her and Lionel anyway.

Maple Leafs · 05-31-2007, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I'd hit it.

It would be like falling on top of a bicycle.

JeeberD · 05-31-2007, 07:39 AM

Lathum · 05-31-2007, 07:40 AM

I bet the caterer is gonna have the easiest job in the world.

Oilers9911 · 05-31-2007, 07:53 AM

Nice, their weights will match or exceed their IQs.

albionmoonlight · 05-31-2007, 08:04 AM

Oh my goodness. That's a poem.

Bee · 05-31-2007, 08:20 AM

My left ass cheek will be attending.

DaddyTorgo · 05-31-2007, 08:21 AM

guys, what this excerpt doesn't say is that she went on in the invitation to clarify that that was a joke, poking fun at the media for harping on her weight issues.

sorry to spoil the fun

flere-imsaho · 05-31-2007, 08:23 AM

I can't think of a better way to celebrate Memorial Day.

Edit: even in jest.

bbor · 05-31-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bee

My left ass cheek will be attending.

I'll bring my right one.....togther we can be assholes.

CraigSca · 05-31-2007, 11:11 AM

Joke or not, it's sick that she a) doesn't know what Memorial Day is for b) cares to joke about it.

Men and women have given their lives so Nicole Richie can be an asshat.

Bee · 05-31-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I'll bring my right one.....togther we can be assholes.

I'm guessing we'd fit right in then.

st.cronin · 05-31-2007, 11:29 AM

Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all.

Noop · 05-31-2007, 12:50 PM

She would not get the stiff one from me.

miami_fan · 05-31-2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all.

Anorexia is funny.

Logan · 05-31-2007, 12:57 PM

Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

rkmsuf · 05-31-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

you just don't get slee knapping humor then I guess

05-31-2007, 12:28 AM	#3
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CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Joke or not, it's sick that she a) doesn't know what Memorial Day is for b) cares to joke about it. Men and women have given their lives so Nicole Richie can be an asshat. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

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sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I'd hit it.

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Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	She wouldn't last a full man-sized "hit" she would break. And all your equipment would suffer from friction damage. Might as well get head from skeletor.

05-31-2007, 06:43 AM	#7
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	I'd like to point out that her second name isn't Ritchie. It's Richie. Completely different. People called Ritchie are cool, folks like Sid Vicious and Kid Rock for example. People called Richie generally suck ass. Well, her and Lionel anyway.

05-31-2007, 07:40 AM	#10
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I bet the caterer is gonna have the easiest job in the world.

05-31-2007, 08:04 AM	#12
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Oh my goodness. That's a poem.

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Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	My left ass cheek will be attending.

05-31-2007, 08:21 AM	#14
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	guys, what this excerpt doesn't say is that she went on in the invitation to clarify that that was a joke, poking fun at the media for harping on her weight issues. sorry to spoil the fun

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st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Obviously it is a joke, but I don't get it at all. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

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Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	She would not get the stiff one from me. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

05-31-2007, 12:57 PM	#22
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Why does the article refer to the "party" in the future tense? They published it 3 days after it was supposed to happen.

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