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09-28-2007, 08:30 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Wanna See My Lightning Rod?
Good pick-up line for this guy. Perhaps I should cross-post in the stalls thread?
Lightning strikes biker's penis during toilet break A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break. Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms. He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually." That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.
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09-28-2007, 08:48 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Gah! I'm picturing a hot dog in the microwave right now.
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09-28-2007, 08:50 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I promise not to use that line tomorrow. I hope I didn't scare terpkristin off.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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09-28-2007, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I get shocked at work rather often. It doesn't come out of my pecker, though.
*This message brought to you by the Olive Garden half-time show*
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09-28-2007, 08:55 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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I'll buy you a beer if you DO use that line tomorrow. 
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09-28-2007, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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hey ksyrup is back! w00t!!
so i take it it's still funcional eh, i guess we'll be seeing this guy in porn soon. |
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09-28-2007, 09:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I hope for him he got some sort of super powers or something...
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09-28-2007, 09:19 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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In the porn remake of Zapped, I imagine.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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09-28-2007, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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NO ONE can stay away from FOFC for too long. The longest I've managed is three weeks, yet I didn't even get a PM from you asking if I was OK... 
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09-28-2007, 09:26 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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She PM'd me because it was my birthday, not to check on me.
Which means, of course, that she didn't even realize I was gone. 
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09-28-2007, 11:01 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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09-28-2007, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Tempe, AZ
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She is a Post Hussie. She can not keep track of everything. Only her next post is what matters. And of course random private message birthday wishes.
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