Poll: Tall and Attractive?

Mustang · 12-31-2007, 04:21 PM

I just saw those words written in CNN about Chelsea Clinton. Sorry but, I'm not buyin' crazy.

Young Drachma · 12-31-2007, 04:22 PM

She looks like she had some sort of plastic surgery. She looks too much like her mother to suit me, personally.

jeff061 · 12-31-2007, 04:22 PM

Heh, I had the same reaction. She does the best with what she's got, but it's not happening.

path12 · 12-31-2007, 04:23 PM

I'd hit it.

Anthony · 12-31-2007, 04:24 PM

she's got a healthy set of choppers. those teeth are HUGE.

Karlifornia · 12-31-2007, 04:25 PM

Gentlemen, get your dicks out, because it's STROKIN' TIME!

DaddyTorgo · 12-31-2007, 04:25 PM

saw the same thing. Almost spit my water all over my monitor. definitely not attractive

Joe · 12-31-2007, 04:31 PM

I have always found her attractive.

Big Fo · 12-31-2007, 04:41 PM

Maybe she has had something done. As to the poll, I'd go with middle of the road.

Logan · 12-31-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe

I have always found her attractive.

I'm more freaked out that you thought she was attractive when she was twelve than I would be if you were just attracted to any twelve year old.

Oh and I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

Cringer · 12-31-2007, 04:47 PM

There are some pictures were she is acceptable, but overall it's a big thumbs down. I just left the house Wednesday though, ask me again in another week and I may be all over her.

Izulde · 12-31-2007, 07:53 PM

"All are a part of Nature; when she created men, she was pleased to vary their tastes as she made different their countenances, and we ought no
more be astonished at the diversity she has put in our features than at that she has placed in our affections. The fancy your friend has just mentioned could not be more à la mode; an infinite number of men, and principally those of a certain age, are prodigiously addicted to it."
-Dolmance, Philosophy in the Bedroom

It's not my favorite translation of the speech, but it -is- one of my favorite de Sade quotes and I think it applies here.

Joe · 12-31-2007, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I'm more freaked out that you thought she was attractive when she was twelve than I would be if you were just attracted to any twelve year old.

Oh and I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

when she was 12, I was... 12

Mustang · 12-31-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Separated at Birth

Noop · 12-31-2007, 08:13 PM

If was drinking then yeah...sober not thanks.

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-31-2007, 08:56 PM

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

bhlloy · 12-31-2007, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

I like your thinking...

She's a classic end-of-nighter. If she's the last one in the club and you've had a few pints, then it's not the end of the world. At least she's not fat. But you would certainly hope to do better.

JeeberD · 01-01-2008, 08:33 AM

I've never thought she was as ugly as she's made out to be...

cougarfreak · 01-01-2008, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

Bingo. And you know your could get blowjobs on the side, and say, hey babe, I'm just like your dad.

RendeR · 01-01-2008, 09:08 AM

She's attractive in a Minnie Driver sorta way, odd looking, but fuckable. It would depend a lot on her personality too, if she's the fun/intelligent/entertaining type then its all good, if she's a narcisistic bitch, meh, probably not.

BYU 14 · 01-01-2008, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cougarfreak

Bingo. And you know your could get blowjobs on the side, and say, hey babe, I'm just like your dad.

You two are starting to make a lot of sense!

BYU 14 · 01-01-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I've never thought she was as ugly as she's made out to be...

Dude your a UTEP fan, do you really know what a thing of beauty is?

JeeberD · 01-02-2008, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Dude your a UTEP fan, do you really know what a thing of beauty is?

Of course I do. I grew up watching Don Haskins basketball, remember?

ISiddiqui · 01-02-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

She's attractive in a Minnie Driver sorta way, odd looking, but fuckable. It would depend a lot on her personality too, if she's the fun/intelligent/entertaining type then its all good, if she's a narcisistic bitch, meh, probably not.

Yep... exactly. Minnie Driver is a good comparison too and I'm not all that many would be upset if you called Driver attractive. Chelsea definately looks a LOT better than she did as a teen. I wonder if what people saw when she was in her teens leaves to a prejudging now. Maybe if they didn't see her as an awkward 12, 13, 14 year old, they would look more favorably on her looks now.

BYU 14 · 01-02-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Of course I do. I grew up watching Don Haskins basketball, remember?

Touche

rkmsuf · 01-02-2008, 09:32 AM

I'd bang the lesbian right out of her.

duckman · 01-02-2008, 10:15 AM

Kodos · 01-02-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

If was drinking then yeah...sober not thanks.

She does suffer from a bit of John Elway disease, but otherwise she looks pretty nice in this picture.

stevew · 01-02-2008, 11:33 AM

She's definitely tall.

damnMikeBrown · 01-02-2008, 11:34 AM

That last picture does look pretty good. To echo above sentiments (well, perhaps one of them) personality really counts here.

Noop · 01-02-2008, 11:41 AM

TLK · 01-02-2008, 12:05 PM

92% of the folks on this board (including me) would bang her.... no questions asked.

RendeR · 01-02-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Wtf is this suposed to mean noop? I don't get it at all.

RomaGoth · 01-02-2008, 06:07 PM

Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker are the REASON I always carry extra paper bags in my car.

Noop · 01-02-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Wtf is this suposed to mean noop? I don't get it at all.

Means I would pimp her...

Karlifornia · 01-02-2008, 06:29 PM

Fuck anybody who says they would dig on it because her parents make big money. You suck. If being a whore is your game, then make your own goddamn money. Don't lean on some ugly ass chica.

Pathetic.

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-02-2008, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Fuck anybody who says they would dig on it because her parents make big money. You suck. If being a whore is your game, then make your own goddamn money. Don't lean on some ugly ass chica.

Pathetic.

You're making me cry...

View Poll Results: Do you find Chelsea Clinton Attractive?
Yes	21	25.00%
No	39	46.43%
She's a Trout with horse teeth	24	28.57%
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12-31-2007, 04:22 PM	#2
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	She looks like she had some sort of plastic surgery. She looks too much like her mother to suit me, personally. __________________ Current dynasty: OOTP25 Blitz: RTS meets Moneyball \| OOTP Mod: GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github Last edited by Young Drachma : 12-31-2007 at 04:22 PM.

12-31-2007, 04:22 PM	#3
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Heh, I had the same reaction. She does the best with what she's got, but it's not happening. __________________

12-31-2007, 04:23 PM	#4
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	I'd hit it. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

12-31-2007, 04:47 PM	#11
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	There are some pictures were she is acceptable, but overall it's a big thumbs down. I just left the house Wednesday though, ask me again in another week and I may be all over her. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-31-2007, 04:24 PM	#5
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	she's got a healthy set of choppers. those teeth are HUGE.

12-31-2007, 04:25 PM	#6
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Gentlemen, get your dicks out, because it's STROKIN' TIME!

12-31-2007, 04:25 PM	#7
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	saw the same thing. Almost spit my water all over my monitor. definitely not attractive

12-31-2007, 04:31 PM	#8
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	I have always found her attractive.

12-31-2007, 04:41 PM	#9
Big Fo Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2005	Maybe she has had something done. As to the poll, I'd go with middle of the road.

12-31-2007, 07:53 PM	#12
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	"All are a part of Nature; when she created men, she was pleased to vary their tastes as she made different their countenances, and we ought no more be astonished at the diversity she has put in our features than at that she has placed in our affections. The fancy your friend has just mentioned could not be more à la mode; an infinite number of men, and principally those of a certain age, are prodigiously addicted to it." -Dolmance, Philosophy in the Bedroom It's not my favorite translation of the speech, but it -is- one of my favorite de Sade quotes and I think it applies here. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-31-2007, 08:13 PM	#15
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	If was drinking then yeah...sober not thanks. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

12-31-2007, 08:56 PM	#16
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book. Yes.

01-01-2008, 08:33 AM	#18
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I've never thought she was as ugly as she's made out to be... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-01-2008, 09:08 AM	#20
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	She's attractive in a Minnie Driver sorta way, odd looking, but fuckable. It would depend a lot on her personality too, if she's the fun/intelligent/entertaining type then its all good, if she's a narcisistic bitch, meh, probably not. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

01-02-2008, 09:32 AM	#26
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'd bang the lesbian right out of her. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-02-2008, 11:33 AM	#29
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	She's definitely tall.

01-02-2008, 11:34 AM	#30
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	That last picture does look pretty good. To echo above sentiments (well, perhaps one of them) personality really counts here.

01-02-2008, 11:41 AM	#31
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	__________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-02-2008, 12:05 PM	#32
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	92% of the folks on this board (including me) would bang her.... no questions asked.

01-02-2008, 06:29 PM	#36
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Fuck anybody who says they would dig on it because her parents make big money. You suck. If being a whore is your game, then make your own goddamn money. Don't lean on some ugly ass chica. Pathetic.

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