Burping and Farting

Lathum · 01-03-2008, 11:23 PM

I love to burp and fart. The sudden expulsion of gas feels great. I like the taste of my burps and the smell of my gas. I enjoy being in a car and letting one rip so it lingers and I can enjoy it.

I even laugh when my wife farts.

Cringer · 01-03-2008, 11:27 PM

Do her farts taste good?

Lathum · 01-03-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Do her farts taste good?

very

dawgfan · 01-03-2008, 11:38 PM

ping: the Drunk guy thread...

Cringer · 01-03-2008, 11:55 PM

Who is drunk? Not me. I am in Full Trucker Effect though. Woke up from 5 hrs of sleep at 5 AM and I have sleep scheduled in again at about 7 AM friday if all goes well and the coffee fades enough from my system. And for those who play Trukz, no worries about HOS rules here. I didn't log my first 12 hours of duty. LOL

Rizon · 01-03-2008, 11:57 PM

what worse: reggie bush or this thread

Cringer · 01-03-2008, 11:58 PM

And I have coffee fumes/vapors coming out of me. I do not enjoy it as much as Lathum.

dawgfan · 01-03-2008, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Who is drunk? Not me. I am in Full Trucker Effect though. Woke up from 5 hrs of sleep at 5 AM and I have sleep scheduled in again at about 7 AM friday if all goes well and the coffee fades enough from my system. And for those who play Trukz, no worries about HOS rules here. I didn't log my first 12 hours of duty. LOL

I wasn't referring to you...

Cringer · 01-04-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

I wasn't referring to you...

It's ok, I was just blabbing away to have something to do for a minute.

CleBrownsfan · 01-04-2008, 06:12 AM

I've known my wife for 10 years and we still don't fart when we are around each other

Edit: But I do love the sound of a nice long fart!

saldana · 01-04-2008, 06:16 AM

lathum, have you recently suffered a serious blow to the head?

or some kind of prolonged oxygen deprivation?

those questions aside, i will confirm that lathum has always enjoyed the smell of his own ass

Abe Sargent · 01-04-2008, 06:19 AM

Glad to see we are tackling the tough issues here at FOFC

Lorena · 01-04-2008, 12:59 PM

have you lit your own farts lathum?

MikeVic · 01-04-2008, 01:00 PM

I also like farting. I don't like when people burp loud though. Small ones are ok.

Lorena · 01-04-2008, 01:01 PM

So if you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your tummy?

Lathum · 01-04-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

have you lit your own farts lathum?

not since I was 12.

I had an unfortunate incident and still caqn't grow hair in one spot

MikeVic · 01-04-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

So if you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your tummy?

Why don't you ask rkmsuf?

rkmsuf · 01-04-2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Why don't you ask rkmsuf?

I think the technical term for that is 'furp'.

Mustang · 01-04-2008, 01:25 PM

On the day of an election, you should label each candidate burp, fart, sneeze, cough.. whichever one you do more of on that day should be the person you vote for.

rkmsuf · 01-04-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

On the day of an election, you should label each candidate burp, fart, sneeze, cough.. whichever one you do more of on that day should be the person you vote for.

that is if you vote

Lathum · 01-04-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

that is if you vote

well if you don't then your opinion in this matter means nothing.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-04-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

On the day of an election, you should label each candidate burp, fart, sneeze, cough.. whichever one you do more of on that day should be the person you vote for.

This idea might actually get me to vote.

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-04-2008, 03:51 PM

This thread stinks.

01-03-2008, 11:27 PM	#2
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Do her farts taste good? __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

01-03-2008, 11:55 PM	#5
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Who is drunk? Not me. I am in Full Trucker Effect though. Woke up from 5 hrs of sleep at 5 AM and I have sleep scheduled in again at about 7 AM friday if all goes well and the coffee fades enough from my system. And for those who play Trukz, no worries about HOS rules here. I didn't log my first 12 hours of duty. LOL __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

01-03-2008, 11:58 PM	#7
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	And I have coffee fumes/vapors coming out of me. I do not enjoy it as much as Lathum. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

01-04-2008, 06:12 AM	#10
CleBrownsfan Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: C-Town	I've known my wife for 10 years and we still don't fart when we are around each other Edit: But I do love the sound of a nice long fart! __________________ *XBox Gamertag:* Pronk32 FOOL-X - Cleveland Naps FOOL - Cleveland Cyclones SLOP - Cuyahoga Spiders Last edited by CleBrownsfan : 01-04-2008 at 06:13 AM.

01-04-2008, 06:19 AM	#12
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Glad to see we are tackling the tough issues here at FOFC __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

01-03-2008, 11:38 PM	#4
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	ping: the Drunk guy thread...

01-04-2008, 06:16 AM	#11
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	lathum, have you recently suffered a serious blow to the head? or some kind of prolonged oxygen deprivation? those questions aside, i will confirm that lathum has always enjoyed the smell of his own ass

01-04-2008, 12:59 PM	#13
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	have you lit your own farts lathum?

01-04-2008, 01:00 PM	#14
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I also like farting. I don't like when people burp loud though. Small ones are ok.

01-04-2008, 01:01 PM	#15
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	So if you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your tummy?

01-04-2008, 01:25 PM	#19
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	On the day of an election, you should label each candidate burp, fart, sneeze, cough.. whichever one you do more of on that day should be the person you vote for. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

01-04-2008, 03:51 PM	#23
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	This thread stinks.

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