Has this ever happened to you?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-10-2008, 05:45 PM

I went to Taco Bell this evening. As I was standing at the counter waiting to receive my food, I was called over by this teenage boy who appeared to be seated with his parents and little sister. I turned around to look at him, and he asked, "Is there an adult bookstore around here?"

Why the hell would I know if there's an adult bookstore around here? Do I look like I would know that? Has he been reading FOFC? What gives?

MJ4H · 06-10-2008, 05:52 PM

cartman · 06-10-2008, 05:54 PM

Maybe he knows rksmurf and recognized you from the real doll.

oliegirl · 06-10-2008, 05:55 PM

Had he been with a group of friends instead of his family, would you have given him the information?

st.cronin · 06-10-2008, 05:55 PM

I can't remember the last time I went to a Taco Bell and wasn't asked where the nearest adult bookstore was.

Cringer · 06-10-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Why the hell would I know if there's an adult bookstore around here?

Your Pumpy.

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Do I look like I would know that?

Yes.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-10-2008, 06:06 PM

well slap my fro

Toddzilla · 06-10-2008, 06:07 PM

Yes - the armful of pr0n likely had a lot to do with it.

Well, that or the gigantic boner.

Cringer · 06-10-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

well slap my fro

Did he ask if he could do that too? That would be over the line.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-10-2008, 06:08 PM

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not...

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-10-2008, 06:36 PM

Well, did you tell him?

JediKooter · 06-10-2008, 06:50 PM

Did you grow the mustache back? If so, it's probably the stache.

spleen1015 · 06-10-2008, 06:53 PM

Don't lie Pumpy. You know I saw you there, with your dick in that hole.

kcchief19 · 06-10-2008, 08:34 PM

Shorty knows where to get his porn hookup.

kcchief19 · 06-10-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Don't lie Pumpy. You know I saw you there, with your dick in that hole.

I'm troubled that you would know Pumpy's dick if you saw it through a hole.

sabotai · 06-10-2008, 08:36 PM

I've only been to Taco Bell once, and believe it or not, something very similar to this did not happen to me.

st.cronin · 06-10-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

I'm troubled that you would know Pumpy's dick if you saw it through a hole.

I'm not troubled by that.

MikeVic · 06-10-2008, 09:57 PM

Did you direct him to your van?

gkb · 06-10-2008, 10:04 PM

Were you carrying a nerf and a toothbrush?

ISiddiqui · 06-10-2008, 10:05 PM

His sister was the one who really wanted to know... the parents just sent the brother over to ask.

Ksyrup · 06-10-2008, 10:06 PM

Did you tell him you only read adult things in Braille?

FrogMan · 06-10-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Your Pumpy.

His Pumpy?

MizzouRah · 06-10-2008, 10:16 PM

Was his name Rizon?

14ers · 06-10-2008, 10:25 PM

Were you wearing a t-shirt with this logo?

Dr. Sak · 06-10-2008, 10:30 PM

There is one on Route 30 near Latrobe. Past the Mall and right after St. Vincent's college.

RedKingGold · 06-10-2008, 10:53 PM

Just making an appearence in this thread.

ColtCrazy · 06-10-2008, 11:45 PM

I thought this kind of stuff only happened at White Castle, not high end establishments like Taco Bell.

Lorena · 06-11-2008, 08:14 AM

cuz you look like a 70's porn star.. duh!

Cringer · 06-11-2008, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

His Pumpy?

Look buddy, I am going to make typos from time to time and not use proper grammar, unless I read over my stuff to make sure I did it right. I know people may think differently around here but I didn't exactly pass up Harvard or Yale for A.C.T. CDL Training.

You're Pumpy. Better I hope?

ISiddiqui · 06-11-2008, 08:40 AM

I think it was because Pumpy was wearing his "I know where all the adult bookstores are around here" t-shirt.

Mustang · 06-11-2008, 09:12 AM

You asked her for a taco.

What else could people think?

Toddzilla · 06-11-2008, 09:14 AM

Were you driving this?

RedHawk00 · 06-11-2008, 10:39 AM

i have been asked to buy beer for kids, pawn video games for minors, even the occasional pack of sigs, but never the adult book store...

bbor · 06-11-2008, 11:32 AM

You had me at Taco bell.....

RomaGoth · 06-11-2008, 12:13 PM

My first foray into this forum in, ohhh, 5-6 months or so, and I could not resist my return being implemented in a Pumpy thread.

Perhaps the reason he asked you about an adult book store is because you had a stack of adult books under your arm? Hmmmm?

Lorena · 06-11-2008, 12:15 PM

hey wb romagoth

RomaGoth · 06-11-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

hey wb romagoth

Thank you!!

Lorena · 06-11-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Thank you!!

Funny you show up today, I looked at my Netflix friends about 10 minutes ago and saw your name and thought, where is he.. and poof, here you are

ISiddiqui · 06-11-2008, 12:34 PM

Please don't think "where is Hornsmaniac"!

RomaGoth · 06-11-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

Funny you show up today, I looked at my Netflix friends about 10 minutes ago and saw your name and thought, where is he.. and poof, here you are

Nice to know someone missed me

. Without hijacking Pumpy's thread, I will say that I saw your review for that Maria Carey movie a couple of months back; and I thought to myself why would you ever watch that????

Where is Pumpy today? I missed his banter.....

Dr. Sak · 06-11-2008, 12:39 PM

He's looking for that bookstore.

RomaGoth · 06-11-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Please don't think "where is Hornsmaniac"!

Dare I ask, who is "Hornsmaniac"?

Lorena · 06-11-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Where is Pumpy today? I missed his banter.....

Probably scheduling new meetings and plowing accountants.

RomaGoth · 06-11-2008, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

He's looking for that bookstore.

You mean he doesn't already know where it is? He probably lives in the basement, you know......"unpacking" new shipments.

cartman · 06-11-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Dare I ask, who is "Hornsmaniac"?

No

Dr. Sak · 06-11-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Dare I ask, who is "Hornsmaniac"?

He's cocky...yet still funny.

ISiddiqui · 06-11-2008, 01:08 PM

It's like Donnie... AND Marie.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-11-2008, 01:11 PM

You people are going to be sorry when I make a post that replies to every single comment made in this thread so far.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-11-2008, 01:11 PM

Dola

Welcome back, RomanHog.

Dr. Sak · 06-11-2008, 01:12 PM

You don't have the stones to do it! Your stones are in a jar by Kathy Griffin's bed.

06-10-2008, 05:54 PM	#3
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Maybe he knows rksmurf and recognized you from the real doll. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

06-10-2008, 05:55 PM	#5
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I can't remember the last time I went to a Taco Bell and wasn't asked where the nearest adult bookstore was. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

06-10-2008, 06:06 PM	#7
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	well slap my fro __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not... __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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06-10-2008, 06:07 PM	#8
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Yes - the armful of pr0n likely had a lot to do with it. Well, that or the gigantic boner.

06-10-2008, 06:36 PM	#11
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Well, did you tell him?

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spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Don't lie Pumpy. You know I saw you there, with your dick in that hole. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

06-10-2008, 08:34 PM	#14
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Shorty knows where to get his porn hookup.

06-10-2008, 08:36 PM	#16
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I've only been to Taco Bell once, and believe it or not, something very similar to this did not happen to me.

06-10-2008, 09:57 PM	#18
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Did you direct him to your van?

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gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	Were you carrying a nerf and a toothbrush? __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

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ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	His sister was the one who really wanted to know... the parents just sent the brother over to ask. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Did you tell him you only read adult things in Braille? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Was his name Rizon?

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14ers High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2006	Were you wearing a t-shirt with this logo? __________________ I like the company I keep when I am alone. 'The Blonde Bomber'

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	There is one on Route 30 near Latrobe. Past the Mall and right after St. Vincent's college.

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RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Just making an appearence in this thread.

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ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	I thought this kind of stuff only happened at White Castle, not high end establishments like Taco Bell. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

06-11-2008, 08:14 AM	#28
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	cuz you look like a 70's porn star.. duh!

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ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I think it was because Pumpy was wearing his "I know where all the adult bookstores are around here" t-shirt. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

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Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	You asked her for a taco. What else could people think? __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

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Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Were you driving this?

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RedHawk00 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2007	i have been asked to buy beer for kids, pawn video games for minors, even the occasional pack of sigs, but never the adult book store...

06-11-2008, 11:32 AM	#34
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	You had me at Taco bell..... __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

06-11-2008, 12:15 PM	#36
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	hey wb romagoth

06-11-2008, 12:34 PM	#39
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Please don't think "where is Hornsmaniac"! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

06-11-2008, 12:39 PM	#41
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	He's looking for that bookstore.

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ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	It's like Donnie... AND Marie. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

06-11-2008, 01:11 PM	#48
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	You people are going to be sorry when I make a post that replies to every single comment made in this thread so far. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-11-2008, 01:11 PM	#49
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Dola Welcome back, RomanHog. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-11-2008, 01:12 PM	#50
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	You don't have the stones to do it! Your stones are in a jar by Kathy Griffin's bed.

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