Advice to FOFC Newbies

SirFozzie · 09-06-2009, 10:02 PM

Ok, we need a thread devoted to the dos and donts of being on FOFC.

Stuff like:

Don't bring up Post Counts.
Or Avatars
Or Graphical Signatures

Do not mention the word "Pine Cones" to SkyDog.
Or ask about the patriotic undies picture.

And most importantly:

Do not say that "I will not accept a banning"

Chief Rum · 09-06-2009, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Ok, we need a thread devoted to the dos and donts of being on FOFC.

Stuff like:

Don't bring up Post Counts.
Or Avatars
Or Graphical Signatures

Do not mention the word "Pine Cones" to SkyDog.
Or ask about the patriotic undies picture.

And most importantly:

Do not say that "I will not accept a banning"

Maybe you can write up some tips on how best to approach an evil, anti-victory roadside tree?

SirFozzie · 09-06-2009, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Maybe you can write up some tips on how best to approach an evil, anti-victory roadside tree?

or how best to KEEL YOU NOW?

DaddyTorgo · 09-06-2009, 10:07 PM

hahaha - he got you there!

SirFozzie · 09-06-2009, 10:10 PM

I can also make this a two for one KEELING, DT..

stevew · 09-06-2009, 10:18 PM

Fake Josh Beckett

DeToxRox · 09-06-2009, 10:19 PM

- Don't post after Aaron Boone hits a walk off vs your team.

sovereignstar · 09-06-2009, 10:26 PM

Check your taskbar to make sure you don't have any smut-related tabs showing when you take screenshots.

MJ4H · 09-06-2009, 10:54 PM

Make sure you limit your number of boobies per thread.

Lathum · 09-07-2009, 12:41 AM

Is there some weird thread somewhere that has crazy drama in it?

Radii · 09-07-2009, 04:40 AM

Don't show the board to your significant other, failing that, prevent her from joining and contributing if she does find out about it, no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.

DanGarion · 09-08-2009, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Check your taskbar to make sure you don't have any smut-related tabs showing when you take screenshots.

Why? People going to get jealous?

RomaGoth · 09-08-2009, 10:22 AM

After all, we all kills people. Right?

sovereignstar · 09-08-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Why? People going to get jealous?

You might not want everyone to know that you read literotica, that's all.

Subby · 09-08-2009, 05:57 PM

- No one cares about your stupid web host dealz so stop spamming them

Subby · 09-08-2009, 05:58 PM

or anything you have to sell, for that matter

Schmidty · 09-08-2009, 06:13 PM

Don't have a thin skin.

gkb · 09-08-2009, 06:24 PM

No ass-hattery.

Maple Leafs · 09-08-2009, 06:35 PM

If you see something posted that later gets deleted or moved or otherwise disappears, and people are asking what happened, do not just tell them. Instead, make a steady stream of vague references and inside jokes. People might pretend to be annoyed but they'll secretly wish they were cool and plugged in like you.

Sun Tzu · 09-08-2009, 08:27 PM

no animated gifs

flounder · 09-08-2009, 08:42 PM

Don't lurk in werewolf threads.

Schmidty · 09-08-2009, 09:19 PM

The Werewolf forum is less nerdy than the Dynasty forum.

Chief Rum · 09-08-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

After all, we all kills people. Right?

We gots to do something. Pryor don't have enough stuff yet for us to steal from him.

Kodos · 09-09-2009, 12:14 AM

Stealing from thieves = morally good.

JediKooter · 09-09-2009, 01:47 AM

WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD NEWBIE!!!

Tasan · 09-09-2009, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

The Werewolf forum is less nerdy than the Dynasty forum.

Only to furries.

Also, don't tick off the werewolf players.

DanGarion · 09-09-2009, 10:19 AM

stop causing problems

RomaGoth · 09-09-2009, 10:31 AM

We all make mistakes, except for newbies who make more of them.

MIJB#19 · 09-10-2009, 11:37 AM

People are advised to cowboy up or else deal with it!

Kodos · 09-10-2009, 11:40 AM

In any Mt. Rushmore thread, you are only allowed to place 4 items on the Mountain.

Qwikshot · 09-10-2009, 12:16 PM

Be cocky and funny...

JediKooter · 09-10-2009, 12:27 PM

Know how to fudge a bank statement.

MIJB#19 · 09-10-2009, 12:29 PM

pics pls, k tx!

MIJB#19 · 09-10-2009, 12:29 PM

dola,

in before the lock.

Dr. Sak · 09-10-2009, 12:30 PM

Never ask how many days you should wait till you call a girl back

09-06-2009, 10:07 PM	#4
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09-06-2009, 10:10 PM	#5
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09-08-2009, 05:57 PM	#15
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09-08-2009, 05:58 PM	#16
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	or anything you have to sell, for that matter __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

09-08-2009, 06:13 PM	#17
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Don't have a thin skin. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

09-06-2009, 10:18 PM	#6
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Fake Josh Beckett

09-06-2009, 10:19 PM	#7
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	- Don't post after Aaron Boone hits a walk off vs your team.

09-06-2009, 10:26 PM	#8
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Check your taskbar to make sure you don't have any smut-related tabs showing when you take screenshots.

09-06-2009, 10:54 PM	#9
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Make sure you limit your number of boobies per thread.

09-07-2009, 12:41 AM	#10
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Is there some weird thread somewhere that has crazy drama in it?

09-07-2009, 04:40 AM	#11
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Don't show the board to your significant other, failing that, prevent her from joining and contributing if she does find out about it, no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.

09-08-2009, 06:24 PM	#18
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	No ass-hattery. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

09-08-2009, 06:35 PM	#19
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	If you see something posted that later gets deleted or moved or otherwise disappears, and people are asking what happened, do not just tell them. Instead, make a steady stream of vague references and inside jokes. People might pretend to be annoyed but they'll secretly wish they were cool and plugged in like you. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

09-08-2009, 08:27 PM	#20
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	no animated gifs __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

09-08-2009, 08:42 PM	#21
flounder High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lynchburg, VA	Don't lurk in werewolf threads.

09-08-2009, 09:19 PM	#22
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	The Werewolf forum is less nerdy than the Dynasty forum. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

09-09-2009, 12:14 AM	#24
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Stealing from thieves = morally good. __________________ Indiana Hoosiers Football - 2025-26 National Champs The FOFC Ladder History thread

09-09-2009, 01:47 AM	#25
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD NEWBIE!!! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-09-2009, 10:19 AM	#27
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	stop causing problems __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

09-10-2009, 11:37 AM	#29
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	People are advised to cowboy up or else deal with it! __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

09-10-2009, 11:40 AM	#30
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	In any Mt. Rushmore thread, you are only allowed to place 4 items on the Mountain.

09-10-2009, 12:16 PM	#31
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Be cocky and funny... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

09-10-2009, 12:27 PM	#32
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Know how to fudge a bank statement. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-10-2009, 12:29 PM	#33
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	pics pls, k tx! __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

09-10-2009, 12:29 PM	#34
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	dola, in before the lock. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

09-10-2009, 12:30 PM	#35
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Never ask how many days you should wait till you call a girl back

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