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Hot! 19 11.05%
Not! 153 88.95%
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:51 PM   #51
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While I agree she is not at all attractive, I disagree with belittling others' tastes in anything.

and I agree with this statement. Different strokes for differen folks as they say... I still say she's fugly to me, not that anybody needs to see a doctor because he/she finds her attractive

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Old 04-03-2006, 03:58 PM   #52
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Back in the day, yes... Striking Distance/Honeymoon in Vegas yes. now - no...
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:19 PM   #53
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The more I look at the rankings list, the more I get disappointed in FOFCers. Kournikova should not be #1.

Anyways, atleast you guys are getting this one correct so far. Only 8 hots. lol
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:31 PM   #54
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You watching "Weeds?" Great show.

This was all over the place on the free preview weekend, not that I watched any of it. But I did notice Mary Louise was in it. I give her a thumbs up, have since Fried Green Tomatoes (much better than Mary Stuart Masterson).
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:49 PM   #55
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LOLOLOLOL, she is going to be the ugliest celeb by almost 30%...this is priceless(because i cant stand looking at her)
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:10 PM   #56
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Wow, this is almost embarassing. 7.58% hot? WOW! Alltime low I'm sure.

She's the ugliest of the 4 chicks on Sex and the City. I'd like to see a poll on Kim Cattrall... out of curiousity of course.
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:12 PM   #57
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She is "striking."
She is "striking" every damn branch on the ugly tree.
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:14 PM   #58
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:14 PM   #59
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ROFL!
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:20 PM   #60
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Kate Beckinsale is #2 on the list
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:21 PM   #61
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Kate Beckinsale is #2 on the list
Drool...shes right up there with rachel mcadams and kelly monaco for me...damn their both so good looking
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:27 PM   #62
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Kate Beckinsale is #2 on the list

Drool...shes right up there with rachel mcadams and kelly monaco for me...damn their both so good looking

Hmmm, it seems you have as good a taste in women as i do
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Old 04-03-2006, 05:42 PM   #63
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Bulletsponge, i like you...you get me
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Old 04-03-2006, 06:22 PM   #64
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I'd like to see a poll on Kim Cattrall... out of curiousity of course.
A few months ago, I worked with a woman who looked like a redheaded Kim Cattrall. I enjoyed going to work every day.
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Old 04-03-2006, 07:18 PM   #65
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100% not. Probably one of the ugliest human beings ever to tromple dirt on the planet next to Otis Nixon.
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Old 04-03-2006, 07:28 PM   #66
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:39 PM   #67
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No way. Not with that nose. Imagine if she had Jolie's camel lips too. [shudder]
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:42 PM   #68
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Sarah Jessica Parker is one of the hottest guys in Hollywood.
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:46 PM   #69
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Imagine if she had Jolie's camel lips too. [shudder]

She might actually be halfway decent looking then...
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:49 PM   #70
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:50 PM   #71
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She has a body like Venus and a face like a Collie........still she does get the probably wild in bed vote from me.
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Old 04-03-2006, 10:23 PM   #72
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Old 04-03-2006, 10:24 PM   #73
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Old 04-03-2006, 10:28 PM   #74
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Not hot.
Now, Mary Louise Parker (an occasional on The West Wing)... she's hot. She's very hot!
First time I saw her was in The Client and my first impression was that she was trailer-park hot. The odd thing about her is that I think the more she tries to look hot, the less hot she is and vice versa. If you look at photos at IMDB at awards ceremony and the like, she looks ... odd. But her in a tank top or a pay of glasses and all of a sudden she's super hot. But maybe that's just me.

Mary McCormack has gotten something going on ... I think it's her breasts.
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Old 04-03-2006, 10:31 PM   #75
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I'm not a hater ... I love you, man. Not in a Schmidy-gets-drunk-and-gets-homoerotic-online way, but in a manly sort of way.

Plus, I'd give my left nut to touch Natalie's delicates.
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Old 04-03-2006, 10:35 PM   #76
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I'm not a hater ... I love you, man. Not in a Schmidy-gets-drunk-and-gets-homoerotic-online way, but in a manly sort of way.

Plus, I'd give my left nut to touch Natalie's delicates.

That's fine as long as you arent asking me to watch Brokeback Mountain with you...
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Old 09-29-2011, 01:57 PM   #77
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I think we need 19 revotes. Then we can identify the Iron Maiden fans amongst us.



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Old 09-29-2011, 02:17 PM   #78
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That's awesome.
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Old 09-29-2011, 02:20 PM   #79
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What does Hoggle from Labyrinth have to do with an Iron Maiden cover or Sarah Jessica Parker?
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Old 09-29-2011, 02:25 PM   #80
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Mary McCormack has gotten something going on ... I think it's her breasts.

Y'know, this was a good call 5 years ago & it still holds up pretty well today I think.
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:01 PM   #81
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We need one of these for Emma Stone.

I'm curious to see what people think of her.
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:12 PM   #82
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We need one of these for Emma Stone.

I'm curious to see what people think of her.

Definite yes if a redhead.
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:12 PM   #83
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Actually, we need a new one for Kathy Griffin... or perhaps "Emma Stone" is an alternate spelling of "Kathy Griffin."
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:21 PM   #84
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I'm more than happy to take over these duties is Kodos doesn't want to do it.
Cool, start with Kathy Griffin, move on to Lily Allen, and I think Ernest Borgnine is next.
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Cool, start with Kathy Griffin, move on to Lily Allen, and I think Ernest Borgnine is next.

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Old 09-29-2011, 05:50 PM   #89
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Have at it, sir.

Thanks, I think we are at 56, so I made a spreadsheet on google docs with your old CHoN votes as well.
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Old 09-29-2011, 06:04 PM   #90
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So is Barbara Streisand up next?


Edit: When I saw this thread, I thought this series had been resurrected "poorly".

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So is Barbara Streisand up next?


Edit: When I saw this thread, I thought this series had been resurrected "poorly".

Don't worry I got it covered, if you have any nominations I'm more than happy to oblige just PM or post it in the new poll. But I don't think I will be doing Barbara any time soon...
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