If you want a laugh, check this out...

Kodos · 06-14-2012, 11:13 AM

hxxp://empressromejanaledawnstevenssaudfahd.blogspot.com/2010/01/empress-of-rome-jana-ledawn-stevens.html

RomaGoth · 06-14-2012, 03:51 PM

So she reads the Bible and the Koran?? I smell something fishy here.......

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 04:15 PM

Why am I not surprised she has problems with spelling and punctuation?

WHAT!?!?! She's single. What is wrong with the men of Oklahoma?

DanGarion · 06-14-2012, 04:34 PM

I'm confused, who is this person?

britrock88 · 06-14-2012, 05:15 PM

Down? Did the whole internet catch on to this?

Kodos · 06-14-2012, 05:19 PM

The Empress of Rome!

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 05:23 PM

And I am King of the Moon!

RomaGoth · 06-14-2012, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

And I am King of the Moon!

I thought you were King of the Cooter?

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I thought you were King of the Cooter?

I have many titles...

RomaGoth · 06-14-2012, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

I have many titles...

So you are saying King of the Cooter is not one of them then?

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

So you are saying King of the Cooter is not one of them then?

Good question.

M GO BLUE!!! · 06-14-2012, 06:34 PM

http://feellucky.org/419/

DEAR FRIEND, MY NAME IS AZGBA ADEOSUN.

I AM THE ELDEST SON OF LATE NGOZI ADEOSUN FROM NIGERIA. I AM 22 YEARS OLD AND THE SENIOR ACCOUNTANT FOR THE NIGERIAN TRADERS GUILD. MY LATE FATHER NGOZI ADEOSUN WAS A MODERN TEABAG COLLECTOR BEFORE HIS DEATH. HE WAS A LONELY MAN AND IN FACT WAS A HUGE FAN OF FAMILY GUY.

AFTER HIS DEATH, I ACCIDENTLY SPILLED BATTERY ACID OVER HIS INHERITANCE, AND NOW WE ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING. TWO WEEKS AGO I WAS CONTACTED BY MY FATHERS PERSONAL PROBATION OFFICER. HE TOLD ME THAT MY FATHER LEFT US 10,100,000.00 EMPTY BEER CANS. HE SAID HE HAS THE POWER AS MY FATHER'S PROBATION OFFICER TO RELEASE ALL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ENABLE US TO CLAIM THE EMPTY BEER CANS.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE IS THAT WE WILL HAVE TO FIND AN HONEST, GODFEARING FOREIGNER WHO WILL ACT AS MY FATHER'S PARTNER IN THE NEUROTIC COLLECTORS CLUB TO MAKE CLAIM OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS. YOU MAY KEEP 50% OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS. I ALSO INTEND TO DONATE PART OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS TO CHARITY ONCE WE ARE ABLE TO CLAIM ALL 10,100,000.00 OF THEM.

THIS IS THE REASON WHY I DECIDED TO SEEK FOR YOUR ASSISTANT AND COOPERATION TO HELP US MAKE CLAIMS OF MY FATHERS PROPERTY. AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL INFORM MY FATHERS PROBATION OFFICER. HE WILL EXPLAIN WHAT IS EXPECTED OF YOU IN THIS MATTER.

REGARDS,

AZGBA ADEOSUN

RomaGoth · 06-14-2012, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Feel Lucky - Try our 419 Nigerian Scam Generator

DEAR FRIEND, MY NAME IS AZGBA ADEOSUN.

I AM THE ELDEST SON OF LATE NGOZI ADEOSUN FROM NIGERIA. I AM 22 YEARS OLD AND THE SENIOR ACCOUNTANT FOR THE NIGERIAN TRADERS GUILD. MY LATE FATHER NGOZI ADEOSUN WAS A MODERN TEABAG COLLECTOR BEFORE HIS DEATH. HE WAS A LONELY MAN AND IN FACT WAS A HUGE FAN OF FAMILY GUY.

AFTER HIS DEATH, I ACCIDENTLY SPILLED BATTERY ACID OVER HIS INHERITANCE, AND NOW WE ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING. TWO WEEKS AGO I WAS CONTACTED BY MY FATHERS PERSONAL PROBATION OFFICER. HE TOLD ME THAT MY FATHER LEFT US 10,100,000.00 EMPTY BEER CANS. HE SAID HE HAS THE POWER AS MY FATHER'S PROBATION OFFICER TO RELEASE ALL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ENABLE US TO CLAIM THE EMPTY BEER CANS.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE IS THAT WE WILL HAVE TO FIND AN HONEST, GODFEARING FOREIGNER WHO WILL ACT AS MY FATHER'S PARTNER IN THE NEUROTIC COLLECTORS CLUB TO MAKE CLAIM OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS. YOU MAY KEEP 50% OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS. I ALSO INTEND TO DONATE PART OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS TO CHARITY ONCE WE ARE ABLE TO CLAIM ALL 10,100,000.00 OF THEM.

THIS IS THE REASON WHY I DECIDED TO SEEK FOR YOUR ASSISTANT AND COOPERATION TO HELP US MAKE CLAIMS OF MY FATHERS PROPERTY. AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL INFORM MY FATHERS PROBATION OFFICER. HE WILL EXPLAIN WHAT IS EXPECTED OF YOU IN THIS MATTER.

REGARDS,

AZGBA ADEOSUN

Wait....Nigerians drink beer?

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Wait....Nigerians drink beer?

And they seem to have figured out the punctuation and spelling problem all of a sudden.

Rizon · 06-14-2012, 06:48 PM

the fuck am I reading??

Rizon · 06-14-2012, 06:49 PM

the fuck is this?

RomaGoth · 06-14-2012, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

And they seem to have figured out the punctuation and spelling problem all of a sudden.

Well, I dunno about the rest of you, but I am already sealing the envelope with the cash in it. I want me some beer cans that I had absolutely no part in drinking from.

Rizon · 06-14-2012, 06:51 PM

the fuck?

JANA LEDAWN STEVENS - Google Profile

EagleFan · 06-14-2012, 06:56 PM

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Well, I dunno about the rest of you, but I am already sealing the envelope with the cash in it. I want me some beer cans that I had absolutely no part in drinking from.

Where are you going to put all the cans though?

JediKooter · 06-14-2012, 07:11 PM

Someone let the fruitcake become self aware:

She sued Bernie Madoff - http://dockets.justia.com/docket/okl...cv00006/75501/

Won the Nobel Peace Prize huh? - List of Nobel Peace Prize laureates - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

No thank you - Free Online Speed Dating with jana ledawn stevens, 45from Choctaw, OK

She owns Exxon though, so maybe I could get put in her will?

06-14-2012, 04:15 PM	#3
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06-14-2012, 05:19 PM	#6
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06-14-2012, 06:34 PM	#12
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	http://feellucky.org/419/ DEAR FRIEND, MY NAME IS AZGBA ADEOSUN. I AM THE ELDEST SON OF LATE NGOZI ADEOSUN FROM NIGERIA. I AM 22 YEARS OLD AND THE SENIOR ACCOUNTANT FOR THE NIGERIAN TRADERS GUILD. MY LATE FATHER NGOZI ADEOSUN WAS A MODERN TEABAG COLLECTOR BEFORE HIS DEATH. HE WAS A LONELY MAN AND IN FACT WAS A HUGE FAN OF FAMILY GUY. AFTER HIS DEATH, I ACCIDENTLY SPILLED BATTERY ACID OVER HIS INHERITANCE, AND NOW WE ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING. TWO WEEKS AGO I WAS CONTACTED BY MY FATHERS PERSONAL PROBATION OFFICER. HE TOLD ME THAT MY FATHER LEFT US 10,100,000.00 EMPTY BEER CANS. HE SAID HE HAS THE POWER AS MY FATHER'S PROBATION OFFICER TO RELEASE ALL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ENABLE US TO CLAIM THE EMPTY BEER CANS. THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE IS THAT WE WILL HAVE TO FIND AN HONEST, GODFEARING FOREIGNER WHO WILL ACT AS MY FATHER'S PARTNER IN THE NEUROTIC COLLECTORS CLUB TO MAKE CLAIM OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS. YOU MAY KEEP 50% OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS. I ALSO INTEND TO DONATE PART OF THE EMPTY BEER CANS TO CHARITY ONCE WE ARE ABLE TO CLAIM ALL 10,100,000.00 OF THEM. THIS IS THE REASON WHY I DECIDED TO SEEK FOR YOUR ASSISTANT AND COOPERATION TO HELP US MAKE CLAIMS OF MY FATHERS PROPERTY. AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL INFORM MY FATHERS PROBATION OFFICER. HE WILL EXPLAIN WHAT IS EXPECTED OF YOU IN THIS MATTER. REGARDS, AZGBA ADEOSUN

06-14-2012, 07:11 PM	#21
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Someone let the fruitcake become self aware: She sued Bernie Madoff - http://dockets.justia.com/docket/okl...cv00006/75501/ Won the Nobel Peace Prize huh? - List of Nobel Peace Prize laureates - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia No thank you - Free Online Speed Dating with jana ledawn stevens, 45from Choctaw, OK She owns Exxon though, so maybe I could get put in her will? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 06-14-2012 at 07:12 PM.

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