IWS #240 - President Trump (Make IWS Great Again)

Pyser · 09-22-2016, 12:56 PM

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game's beloved progenitors, who remain beloved despite being rather irksome of late.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. For the mathematically challenged, product means they are multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. There are no prizes other than everlasting glory and total consciousness on your deathbed, so the need to cheat shouldn't be an issue.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring even the most trivial degree of judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and utterly inarguable, no exceptions.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Is the earth flat?", and you answer, "As far as I know", along with 9 other people, you each score 10 points, even though the correct answer is it is oblong.

The Hall of Heroes

Code:

Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS#149
Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146, IWS#190, IWS#200, IWS#210
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Autumn - IWS #207
B&B - IWS#229
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117, IWS#234
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
bhlloy - IWS#179
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
britrock88 - IWS#185, IWS#193, IWS#215, IWS#222, IWS #228
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158, IWS#176, IWS#225, IWS#227
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100, IWS#229, IWS#237
Celeval - IWS#146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Claphamsa - IWS#184
CMP - IWS#171
Coffee Warlord - IWS#176, IWS#230
ColtCrazy - IWS#178
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152, IWS#179, IWS #226
cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38, IWS#191, IWS#211
DanGarion – IWS#100, IWS#122, IWS#178
Danny - IWS#54
Dodgerchick - IWS#177
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS#120, IWS#137, IWS#199
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92, IWS#185, IWS#190, IWS#192, IWS#198, IWS#232
DougW #219
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90, IWS#189
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn - IWS#126
flere-imsaho - IWS#214, IWS#216
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush - IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64, IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS#129, IWS#144
Hoopsguy - IWS#170, IWS#174, IWS#181
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
jbergey22 - IWS#172, IWS#187
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS#141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161, IWS#172
kcchief19 - IWS#195
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164
Lathum - IWS#182, IWS#206, IWS#212
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125, IWS#235, IWS#237
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100, IWS#186
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168
Marmel - IWS#8, IWS#211
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117, IWS#194
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
Nilodor - IWS#208, IWS#217
nol - IWS#213, IWS#220
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133, IWS#190, IWS #201, IWS #231, IWS#236
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
PurdueBrad - IWS#173, IWS#197, IWS #205
Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163, IWS#180, IWS#197, IWS#239
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS#169, IWS#179, IWS#202, IWS#224, IWS#239
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106, IWS#208
Raiders Army - IWS#154, IWS#179
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68, IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9, IWS#182, IWS#203
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98, IWS#196
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51, IWS#183, IWS#197
stevebollea - IWS#169
stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164 #204
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161, IWS#179, IWS#188
Suburban Rhythm - IWS#221
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tarcone - IWS#162
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS#115, IWS #224, IWS #228, IWS #238
Toddzilla - IWS#167
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109, IWS#209
tucker342 - IWS#60
tyketime - IWS#175, IWS#178
Umbrella - IWS#218
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62, IWS#233
wademoore - IWS#166
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS#136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105

The Questions:
The people have spoken, and Donald Trump is America's new President.

President Trump gets construction started right away on building his wall. By the end of his first year, 2017, how many miles have been built?
Now that Trump has exited campaign mode and stopped tweeting with one-word insults at the end, what single word becomes his new favorite Presidential exclamation-pointed Twitter sign-off?
President Trump is very excited to wield his new power. It's time to pardon some criminals! Who is the highest profile person he pardons?
President Trump is not one for traditions. What is the biggest annual presidential tradition he puts a stop to?
President Trump is ready to run for re-election, and he announces he will have a new running mate. Who is his new VP pick?
Trump's success has started a political rush from the private sector. Which never-before-been-a-politician gets the furthest in the Democratic field in 2020?

PM your responses to me, with IWS in the subject line. Submissions due by 5pm Pacific on Tuesday, Sept. 27th.

flere-imsaho · 09-22-2016, 02:03 PM

Wow. And I mean that in a good way.

claphamsa · 09-22-2016, 07:41 PM

I submitted...and i may finish last

JeeberD · 09-23-2016, 09:05 AM

Snet. Absolutely brutal.

Kodos · 09-23-2016, 09:32 AM

Is it strange that I have never participated in one of these?

Young Drachma · 09-23-2016, 01:32 PM

flere-imsaho · 09-23-2016, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Is it strange that I have never participated in one of these?

Never? I'm surprised, tbh.

QuikSand · 09-26-2016, 07:50 AM

We have great questions. They are the best questions. And many people are saying that this is going to be the greatest IWS ever. The only way that doesn't happen is if it's rigged.

We're going to really look at your answers. We have to. We have no choice.

We're going to let the good ones in.

Thomkal · 09-26-2016, 08:19 AM

Quik wins

QuikSand · 09-26-2016, 08:29 AM

FYI, Pyser deserves the credit for the theme and core questions -- we collaborated here, and agreed we wanted to MAKE IWS GREAT AGAIN -- but he did the central thinking.

flere-imsaho · 09-26-2016, 10:00 AM

This is going to be epic. And by epic I mean I'm going to score 1 point.

stevew · 09-26-2016, 10:36 AM

We're going to build a board and make operation sports pay for it!

nilodor · 09-26-2016, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

This is going to be epic. And by epic I mean I'm going to score 1 point.

You and me both. A lot of challenges with this one.

Pyser · 09-26-2016, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

FYI, Pyser deserves the credit for the theme and core questions -- we collaborated here, and agreed we wanted to MAKE IWS GREAT AGAIN -- but he did the central thinking.

Quik's modest. As evidenced by the far better title he just came up with. Adding it now.

JonInMiddleGA · 09-26-2016, 12:19 PM

sent. Only my 2nd ever IWS entry I believe

Pyser · 09-27-2016, 09:38 AM

bump. last night's debate was huge. just tremendous. this presidency will be amazing. today's the last day to predict how well it will go.

MIJB#19 · 09-27-2016, 10:48 AM

Sent!
Like, yesterday.

Kodos · 09-27-2016, 11:45 AM

I'm in!

molson · 09-27-2016, 11:46 AM

Sent in my 2nd-ever entry as well, and I already regret all of my answers.

Kodos · 09-27-2016, 11:47 AM

Yeah, I didn't put nearly as much thought into this as some will. I basically went with Trump-like first impulse answers.

09-22-2016, 02:03 PM	#2
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Wow. And I mean that in a good way.

09-22-2016, 07:41 PM	#3
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	I submitted...and i may finish last __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

09-23-2016, 09:05 AM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Snet. Absolutely brutal. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-23-2016, 09:32 AM	#5
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Is it strange that I have never participated in one of these? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

09-23-2016, 01:32 PM	#6
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	weLP __________________ Current Dynasty:The Zenith of Professional Basketball Careers (FBPB/FBCB) FBCB / FPB3 Mods

09-26-2016, 07:50 AM	#8
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	We have great questions. They are the best questions. And many people are saying that this is going to be the greatest IWS ever. The only way that doesn't happen is if it's rigged. We're going to really look at your answers. We have to. We have no choice. We're going to let the good ones in.

09-26-2016, 08:19 AM	#9
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	Quik wins __________________ Coastal Carolina Baseball-2016 National Champion! 10/17/20-Coastal Football ranked in Top 25 for first time!

09-26-2016, 08:29 AM	#10
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	FYI, Pyser deserves the credit for the theme and core questions -- we collaborated here, and agreed we wanted to MAKE IWS GREAT AGAIN -- but he did the central thinking.

09-26-2016, 10:00 AM	#11
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	This is going to be epic. And by epic I mean I'm going to score 1 point.

09-26-2016, 10:36 AM	#12
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	We're going to build a board and make operation sports pay for it!

09-26-2016, 12:19 PM	#15
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	sent. Only my 2nd ever IWS entry I believe __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

09-27-2016, 09:38 AM	#16
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	bump. last night's debate was huge. just tremendous. this presidency will be amazing. today's the last day to predict how well it will go.

09-27-2016, 10:48 AM	#17
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Sent! Like, yesterday. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

09-27-2016, 11:45 AM	#18
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I'm in! __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

09-27-2016, 11:46 AM	#19
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Sent in my 2nd-ever entry as well, and I already regret all of my answers.

09-27-2016, 11:47 AM	#20
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Yeah, I didn't put nearly as much thought into this as some will. I basically went with Trump-like first impulse answers. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

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