POLL - should HornsManiac come back?

02-11-2003, 05:24 PM

After spending weeks in exile I realize being gone from here is not actually that bad after all. Now the question, simply put, is....

Do you miss me and want me to come back?

Ciao.

HornsManiac

Kodos · 02-11-2003, 05:27 PM

This should be an interesting poll.

BEWARE: Fritz will soon be here to call it asinine!

ACStrider · 02-11-2003, 05:28 PM

Who's HornsManiac?

JeeberD · 02-11-2003, 05:29 PM

You know, this new board seems to be a more civil place without him. Not that he wasn't entertaining at times...

The Afoci · 02-11-2003, 05:31 PM

I forgot how to pick up transvestiates on the internet and how to spell, so please come back.

Tarkus · 02-11-2003, 05:32 PM

Before I vote I want to know if you are going to abide by the results of the poll?

Tarkus

Noop · 02-11-2003, 05:32 PM

Horns welcome back brother

noop

The Afoci · 02-11-2003, 05:34 PM

I know this has nothing to do with this poll, but I sure miss that Northstar guy...

digamma · 02-11-2003, 05:34 PM

I don't believe people are actually voting in this.

Qwikshot · 02-11-2003, 05:43 PM

ZZzzzzzz...

huh wha? (yawn)

Horns trying to get attention again...

(goes back to sleep)

korme · 02-11-2003, 05:44 PM

I miss vulcan

Airhog · 02-11-2003, 05:47 PM

You've become the brunty of the majority of jokes made about posters here. If you didnt come back, all the newbies would have to ask us about you, and we would get tired of posting links to your most classic threads!

Fritz · 02-11-2003, 05:53 PM

FWIW, I think this is an self absorbed and asinine poll

Senator · 02-11-2003, 05:55 PM

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!

Swaggs · 02-11-2003, 06:16 PM

How does the ignore user feature work again?

Ryan S · 02-11-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HornsManiac
Do you miss me and want me to come back?

I don't think you ever left us....

Blackadar · 02-11-2003, 08:07 PM

68% no. Even Presidential elections aren't this much of a landslide.

Vince · 02-11-2003, 08:11 PM

The question is, will a negative response send him away, or draw him back?

Daimyo · 02-11-2003, 08:32 PM

Why don't you prove to us that you really don't care about our opinions by just silently walking away. Why do you have to try to make it a spectacle if you really don't care?

If you do care about this board, just register a new name and start over...

bbor · 02-11-2003, 09:25 PM

Missed you is such a strong word

mckerney · 02-11-2003, 09:39 PM

hey brad

kcchief19 · 02-11-2003, 10:04 PM

Why does this remind me of the the time Saturday Night Live setup the "Keep Andy or Dump Andy Poll" and only 28 percent called in to keep Andy Kauffman? Stunningly, the margin is the same.

HM = Andy Kauffman? I guess stranger things have happened. Oh. Wait. No. That would be the winner right there.

vex · 02-12-2003, 01:52 AM

Up to 70% "no" now. (rounded)

The question is now, did this poll actually mean anything?

Alf · 02-12-2003, 02:33 AM

I don't miss you

wade moore · 02-12-2003, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney
hey brad

people really DON'T understand this, do they?

Ksyrup · 02-12-2003, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daimyo
If you do care about this board, just register a new name and start over...

He has. I think his question is really, "Does everybody (anybody?) want the same old HM back, or should I stay under wraps and semi-anonymous?" Even if we suggest the latter, I wonder what the over/under is for another "look at me" thread to pop up. And this one certainly qualifies as that type of thread, disguised as a poll.

Bee · 02-12-2003, 07:08 AM

24 have voted for him to come back...I didn't realize he had that many alternate user names.

02-12-2003, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bee
24 have voted for him to come back...I didn't realize he had that many alternate user names.

Actually, he probably edited that number to look like he has more of a following than he really does.

Easy Mac · 02-12-2003, 08:41 AM

I just thouhgt people thought he was cocky and funny, and maybe he offered them a mink coat.

02-13-2003, 10:57 AM

Wow, 25 friends that missed me!

If you listened to some people they would have predicted a shutout.

Today is my birthday so if you have not voted yet this is your chance to really pump up the totals.

HornsManiac

Qwikshot · 02-13-2003, 10:58 AM

I think it was 25 who missed the entertainment of your posts...

MylesKnight · 02-13-2003, 11:01 AM

The FOFC Nation needs their "Black Sheep" just as any other solid Message Board needs one..

HM, Welcome Back.. and stay outta trouble.

02-13-2003, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Qwikshot
I think it was 25 who missed the entertainment of your posts...

You are perceptive. Nice.

However, without me here you can't get the posts.

HornsManiac

Qwikshot · 02-13-2003, 11:06 AM

I had a sinking suspicion that you'd be back like Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and that big mechanical fish from Jaws...so no surprise here...

Tasan · 02-13-2003, 11:10 AM

I voted Yes, just because I miss his unique brand of comedy ;- )

However, I'm starting to think it should have been a no.

02-13-2003, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Qwikshot
I had a sinking suspicion that you'd be back like Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and that big mechanical fish from Jaws...so no surprise here...

Wow, am I really that famous?

Man, that is not cool. You are just humoring me because it is my birthday.

HornsManiac

02-13-2003, 11:11 AM

Since when did we start allowing for graphics in our signatures? If something like a text version of a picture is allowed then why not the actual graphics. HM signature is a perfect example of how someone can make their signature look annoying. No surprise coming from the most annoying individual on our board. Go away already. Please.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-13-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
FWIW, I think this is an self absorbed and asinine poll

Agreed. Though one could say that about quite a few threads 'round these here parts, I reckon.

Fritz · 02-13-2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honolulu_Blue
Agreed. Though one could say that about quite a few threads 'round these here parts, I reckon.

one should

View Poll Results: Do you miss HornsManiac?
Yes, HM, I have missed you.	30	28.04%
No, HM, I am glad you were gone.	77	71.96%
Voters: 107. You may not vote on this poll

02-11-2003, 05:28 PM	#3
ACStrider High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, TX	Who's HornsManiac? __________________ "I'm evil." "Oh you are not!" "Oh I am too." -- Brak

02-11-2003, 05:29 PM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You know, this new board seems to be a more civil place without him. Not that he wasn't entertaining at times... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2003, 05:31 PM	#5
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I forgot how to pick up transvestiates on the internet and how to spell, so please come back. __________________ I had something.

02-11-2003, 05:32 PM	#7
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Horns welcome back brother noop __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-11-2003, 05:27 PM	#2
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	This should be an interesting poll. BEWARE: Fritz will soon be here to call it asinine!

02-11-2003, 05:32 PM	#6
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	Before I vote I want to know if you are going to abide by the results of the poll? Tarkus

02-11-2003, 05:34 PM	#8
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I know this has nothing to do with this poll, but I sure miss that Northstar guy... __________________ I had something.

02-11-2003, 05:34 PM	#9
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	I don't believe people are actually voting in this.

02-11-2003, 05:43 PM	#10
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	ZZzzzzzz... huh wha? (yawn) Horns trying to get attention again... (goes back to sleep) __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams Last edited by Qwikshot : 02-11-2003 at 05:44 PM.

02-11-2003, 05:44 PM	#11
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I miss vulcan

02-11-2003, 05:47 PM	#12
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	You've become the brunty of the majority of jokes made about posters here. If you didnt come back, all the newbies would have to ask us about you, and we would get tired of posting links to your most classic threads! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-11-2003, 05:53 PM	#13
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	FWIW, I think this is an self absorbed and asinine poll __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-11-2003, 05:55 PM	#14
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

02-11-2003, 06:16 PM	#15
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	How does the ignore user feature work again? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers? Last edited by Swaggs : 02-11-2003 at 06:26 PM.

02-11-2003, 08:07 PM	#17
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	68% no. Even Presidential elections aren't this much of a landslide.

02-11-2003, 08:11 PM	#18
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	The question is, will a negative response send him away, or draw him back? __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

02-11-2003, 08:32 PM	#19
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	Why don't you prove to us that you really don't care about our opinions by just silently walking away. Why do you have to try to make it a spectacle if you really don't care? If you do care about this board, just register a new name and start over...

02-11-2003, 09:25 PM	#20
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Missed you is such a strong word __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-11-2003, 09:39 PM	#21
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	hey brad

02-11-2003, 10:04 PM	#22
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Why does this remind me of the the time Saturday Night Live setup the "Keep Andy or Dump Andy Poll" and only 28 percent called in to keep Andy Kauffman? Stunningly, the margin is the same. HM = Andy Kauffman? I guess stranger things have happened. Oh. Wait. No. That would be the winner right there.

02-12-2003, 01:52 AM	#23
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Up to 70% "no" now. (rounded) The question is now, did this poll actually mean anything?

02-12-2003, 02:33 AM	#24
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	I don't miss you __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats

02-12-2003, 07:08 AM	#27
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	24 have voted for him to come back...I didn't realize he had that many alternate user names.

02-12-2003, 08:41 AM	#29
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I just thouhgt people thought he was cocky and funny, and maybe he offered them a mink coat.

02-13-2003, 10:57 AM	#30
HornsManiac	Wow, 25 friends that missed me! If you listened to some people they would have predicted a shutout. Today is my birthday so if you have not voted yet this is your chance to really pump up the totals. HornsManiac

02-13-2003, 10:58 AM	#31
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I think it was 25 who missed the entertainment of your posts... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

02-13-2003, 11:01 AM	#32
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	The FOFC Nation needs their "Black Sheep" just as any other solid Message Board needs one.. HM, Welcome Back.. and stay outta trouble. __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

02-13-2003, 11:06 AM	#34
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I had a sinking suspicion that you'd be back like Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and that big mechanical fish from Jaws...so no surprise here... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

02-13-2003, 11:10 AM	#35
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	I voted Yes, just because I miss his unique brand of comedy ;- ) However, I'm starting to think it should have been a no. __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty

02-13-2003, 11:11 AM	#37
couriers	Since when did we start allowing for graphics in our signatures? If something like a text version of a picture is allowed then why not the actual graphics. HM signature is a perfect example of how someone can make their signature look annoying. No surprise coming from the most annoying individual on our board. Go away already. Please.

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