Which would be coolest if it was proven to exist?

Kodos · 11-30-2005, 12:47 AM

Sidhe's Bigfoot thread got me thinking. Which one of these options would be the coolest if proven to really exist? (Choose as many as you'd like.)

Mustang · 11-30-2005, 08:22 AM

What...

No Jesus option??

*ducks*

Joe · 11-30-2005, 08:23 AM

the female orgasm

Samdari · 11-30-2005, 09:53 AM

Yeah, I think "A Higher Power" would win this poll by a huge amount.

Bee · 11-30-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Yeah, I think "A Higher Power" would win this poll by a huge amount.

Isn't the "woman who tells you what she wants and you don't have to guess" option basically the same thing...since it would require a higher power to make that happen?

Icy · 11-30-2005, 10:36 AM

UFOs and extraterrestrials would be cool as i know that "A girlfriend who directly tells you what she wants rather than forcing you to guess all the time" is not possible even on dreams.

Samdari · 11-30-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bee

Isn't the "woman who tells you what she wants and you don't have to guess" option basically the same thing...since it would require a higher power to make that happen?

How would that sort of woman really help us married guys. I stopped listening years ago.

Bee · 11-30-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

How would that sort of woman really help us married guys. I stopped listening years ago.

Well...might allow us to turn the volume on the TV back down to a normal volume?

kcchief19 · 11-30-2005, 12:10 PM

Ghosts wouldn't be cool ... that would creep me out. Especiall a ghost clown.

st.cronin · 11-30-2005, 12:12 PM

I thought the giant octopi/squid creatures were already proven to exist?

Kodos · 11-30-2005, 09:38 PM

I thought putting god in with the "questionable" other items on the list would piss off folks, so I left it off.

CraigSca · 11-30-2005, 09:40 PM

I was going to vote for TCY 2

panerd · 11-30-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I thought putting god in with the "questionable" other items on the list would piss off folks, so I left it off.

It would piss off some folks, they would come in and explain their view on God, the other side would explain theirs, there would be Bible quotes, people would get more pissed off at each other, someone might even get banned, then everyone would see and respect the others point of view. Isn't this what always happens? (OK, except for maybe that last part)

Samdari · 12-01-2005, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I thought putting god in with the "questionable" other items on the list would piss off folks, so I left it off.

I don't think so. Most who would be in that camp know that they are taking the existence of said higher power on faith. They know one exists, but would have a hard time arguing that it were "proven" I think the way you worded the question would avoid potential problems. Some might even vote for that option, happy that their faith was borne out.

Marc Vaughan · 12-01-2005, 09:41 AM

I voted for the girlfriend option, somehow I knew it'd be popular

Kodos · 12-01-2005, 09:44 AM

You could've voted for multiple options if you liked.

Danny · 12-01-2005, 09:44 AM

"A girlfriend who directly tells you what she wants rather than forcing you to guess all the time"

Most definitely

Surtt · 12-01-2005, 09:59 AM

I'm not so sure I want to know what my girlfriend "really wants."

/shudder

Fonzie · 12-01-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Ghosts wouldn't be cool ... that would creep me out. Especiall a ghost clown.

A ghost clown wouldn't creep you out. It would kill you.

rkmsuf · 12-01-2005, 10:25 AM

The cool thing about ghosts being real would be I could fulfill a lifelong dream of being a Ghostbuster.

Alf · 12-01-2005, 10:32 AM

I don't vote, there's no trout option

Kodos · 12-01-2005, 10:47 AM

The last option is always the trout option -- even if it isn't official.

pennywisesb · 12-01-2005, 12:10 PM

Definately a girlfriend who would tell me what she actually wants.

Ryche · 12-01-2005, 01:12 PM

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The cool thing about ghosts being real would be I could fulfill a lifelong dream of being a Ghostbuster.

ROFL. I always wanted a nuclear powered proton pack.

Runtheball · 12-01-2005, 01:40 PM

Ghosts was a very close second to UFO's.
Personally, it wouldn't be all that hard for me to believe a person (or the person's spirit or soul) could exist as a ghost. My problem with ghosts is that everyone that claims to have seen a ghost can tell you how the ghost was dressed. So that would mean that clothes can have ghosts too!

rkmsuf · 12-01-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Runtheball

Ghosts was a very close second to UFO's.
Personally, it wouldn't be all that hard for me to believe a person (or the person's spirit or soul) could exist as a ghost. My problem with ghosts is that everyone that claims to have seen a ghost can tell you how the ghost was dressed. So that would mean that clothes can have ghosts too!

you just blew my mind.

one of the greatest questions ever posed. why do ghosts have clothes on?

Kodos · 12-01-2005, 02:35 PM

You know -- I was wondering about that just the other day. Really. I decided ghosts must be able to project themselves to others as they viewed themself to be.

Fonzie · 12-01-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

You know -- I was wondering about that just the other day. Really. I decided ghosts must be able to project themselves to others as they viewed themself to be.

But there just have to be a few ghosts who were exhibitionists, right? If they can choose how folks see them, then why don't at least a few appear to be naked?

I know that's what I'd do.

QuikSand · 12-01-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

You know -- I was wondering about that just the other day. Really. I decided ghosts must be able to project themselves to others as they viewed themself to be.

That's got to be a fairly tough decision, huh?

Well, I'm going to make my transcendent tiptoe into the material realm today... I'm thinking I nice pair of those no-wrinkle slacks, and maybe that blue cardigan..."

Kodos · 12-01-2005, 03:27 PM

I'd wear my standard Levi's and some sort of a sweater with a few horizontal stripes. And I'd go back to wearing contacts. Or, if my ghost-eyes were 20/20, maybe that wouldn't be an issue.

TRO · 12-01-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

You could've voted for multiple options if you liked.

How can you have multiple answers for a question looking for the XXXXest of something?

Only at FOFC!

View Poll Results: Which of these mythical creatures would be the coolest if proven to be real?
UFOs and extraterrestrials	60	48.39%
Ghosts	24	19.35%
Bigfoot / Sasquatch / Yeti / Abominable Snowman	12	9.68%
The Loch Ness Monster	14	11.29%
The Jersey Devil	5	4.03%
The Men In Black	14	11.29%
Giant Octopi / Collosal Squid	7	5.65%
Unicorns	5	4.03%
A girlfriend who directly tells you what she wants rather than forcing you to guess all the time	51	41.13%
A true national champion in NCAA Football	36	29.03%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 124. You may not vote on this poll

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11-30-2005, 09:40 PM	#12
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12-01-2005, 09:44 AM	#16
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	You could've voted for multiple options if you liked. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

11-30-2005, 08:23 AM	#3
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	the female orgasm

11-30-2005, 10:36 AM	#6
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	UFOs and extraterrestrials would be cool as i know that "A girlfriend who directly tells you what she wants rather than forcing you to guess all the time" is not possible even on dreams.

11-30-2005, 12:10 PM	#9
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Ghosts wouldn't be cool ... that would creep me out. Especiall a ghost clown.

11-30-2005, 12:12 PM	#10
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I thought the giant octopi/squid creatures were already proven to exist?

11-30-2005, 09:38 PM	#11
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I thought putting god in with the "questionable" other items on the list would piss off folks, so I left it off.

12-01-2005, 09:41 AM	#15
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	I voted for the girlfriend option, somehow I knew it'd be popular

12-01-2005, 09:44 AM	#17
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	"A girlfriend who directly tells you what she wants rather than forcing you to guess all the time" Most definitely

12-01-2005, 09:59 AM	#18
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	I'm not so sure I want to know what my girlfriend "really wants." /shudder

12-01-2005, 10:25 AM	#20
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	The cool thing about ghosts being real would be I could fulfill a lifelong dream of being a Ghostbuster. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-01-2005, 10:32 AM	#21
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	I don't vote, there's no trout option __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats

12-01-2005, 10:47 AM	#22
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	The last option is always the trout option -- even if it isn't official. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

12-01-2005, 12:10 PM	#23
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	Definately a girlfriend who would tell me what she actually wants. __________________ Myspace Profile

12-01-2005, 01:40 PM	#25
Runtheball High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: outside of Atlanta, GA	Ghosts was a very close second to UFO's. Personally, it wouldn't be all that hard for me to believe a person (or the person's spirit or soul) could exist as a ghost. My problem with ghosts is that everyone that claims to have seen a ghost can tell you how the ghost was dressed. So that would mean that clothes can have ghosts too! __________________ Beware the beast "Man", for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death. -- The Lawgiver

12-01-2005, 02:35 PM	#27
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	You know -- I was wondering about that just the other day. Really. I decided ghosts must be able to project themselves to others as they viewed themself to be.

12-01-2005, 03:27 PM	#30
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I'd wear my standard Levi's and some sort of a sweater with a few horizontal stripes. And I'd go back to wearing contacts. Or, if my ghost-eyes were 20/20, maybe that wouldn't be an issue.

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