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Old 07-15-2008, 01:51 PM   #1
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I was naked outside the other day. Guess why.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:51 PM   #2
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:52 PM   #3
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Naked Thursday?

negative but a good idea
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:53 PM   #4
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:54 PM   #5
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There is no shower outside so you weren't peeing.

Wait...was that the day Pumpy came over?
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:55 PM   #6
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You wore biodegradable clothes in a monsoon?
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:55 PM   #7
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All quality guesses but no. Any you can rule out anything to do with a collie being loose in the neighborhood.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:58 PM   #8
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You were masturbating...the collie ripped one of your balls out and took off with it. You ran to catch it?
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:58 PM   #9
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You had no clean clothes and were picking up your hanging laundry from the backyard.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:00 PM   #10
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You were masturbating...the collie ripped one of your balls out and took out with it. You ran to catch it?

who masturbates without a shirt on?

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You had no clean clothes and were picking up your hanging laundry from the backyard.

No....hint I wasn't naked when I entered the outdoor area
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:02 PM   #11
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Naked weed wacking!
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:02 PM   #12
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:03 PM   #13
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Naked weed wacking!

that sounds dangerous
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:04 PM   #14
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:05 PM   #15
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The 'Girls of Hawaiian Tropic' tour bus drove by your home.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:05 PM   #16
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Bees.

creative but no
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:07 PM   #17
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The 'Girls of Hawaiian Tropic' tour bus drove by your home.

no but I will ocassionally get naked for the ice cream truck
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:07 PM   #18
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Smurfs Gone Wild shoot?
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:08 PM   #19
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Smurfs Gone Wild shoot?

kind of
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:09 PM   #20
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You fell out of the window in your Naked Room?
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:10 PM   #21
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:12 PM   #22
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skinny dipping?
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:12 PM   #23
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no orgy. i'd need a mustache for that.

there were two people present including myself though
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:13 PM   #24
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skinny dipping?


ah, very good. sexy time in the pool.

bow-chicka-bow-wow
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:14 PM   #25
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:16 PM   #26
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complimentary sexy time with me in the pool
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:17 PM   #27
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:23 PM   #28
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very nice depending upon your tastes
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:23 PM   #29
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You're going to have to drain the pool like in Caddyshack now.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:24 PM   #30
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He didn't dookie in the pool. The chlorine probably killed the semen.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:25 PM   #31
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Were two other dudes with you?
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:26 PM   #32
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You're going to have to drain the pool like in Caddyshack now.

technically I bukakked myself by diving in the pool after
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:27 PM   #33
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Were two other dudes with you?

that's not how it works over here, sally
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:29 PM   #34
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ah, very good. sexy time in the pool.

bow-chicka-bow-wow

Dammit, that was my first guess but thought that was way too obvious...
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:34 PM   #35
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THERE WAS NO SHRINKAGE
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:02 PM   #36
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THERE WAS NO SHRINKAGE

Ok George.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:05 PM   #37
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You have a pool in your yard?
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:16 PM   #38
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You were at a gay nudist camp in northern Arkansas?
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:17 PM   #39
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You have a pool in your yard?

The Cement Pond.
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:14 PM   #40
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THERE WAS NO SHRINKAGE

is any shrinkage really necessary?
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:19 PM   #41
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From what Pumpy was saying even if there were shrinkage, he wouldn't have noticed....
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:59 PM   #42
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I got to the thread too late. My guess was he was bangin the shit out of a patio table. Unless his SO is a patio table, and he threw it into the pool for some underwater carnal action, my guess was apparently incorrect.
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Old 07-15-2008, 09:19 PM   #43
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I got to the thread too late. My guess was he was bangin the shit out of a patio table. Unless his SO is a patio table, and he threw it into the pool for some underwater carnal action, my guess was apparently incorrect.

I thought some aunts were involved.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:19 PM   #44
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I was naked outside the other day. Guess why.

Was it that...

...you were taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slammed behind you and the doorknob broke off?

Don't worry, Lester and Eliza will save you.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:28 PM   #45
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Because you wanted an excuse to create a post about why you were naked outside?
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:50 PM   #46
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technically I bukakked myself by diving in the pool after

hey, take it to the TMI thread.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:04 AM   #47
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:42 AM   #48
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who masturbates without a shirt on?

me, I have a very powerfull release and don't want to mess any of my clothes up.
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:39 AM   #49
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You have a pool in your yard?

Pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:41 AM   #50
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me, I have a very powerfull release and don't want to mess any of my clothes up.

the phrase "powerful release" is underused on this planet
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