Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 2: Danica Patrick

Kodos · 12-15-2005, 12:45 PM

Here's a picture since she may not be as well known:

jeff061 · 12-15-2005, 12:47 PM

I say yes.

But her Maxim/FHM/Whatever spread did nothing for me.

Vince · 12-15-2005, 12:47 PM

Are you kidding? How would people who frequent this board not know who Danica Patrick is?

As an aside, I love the new Sportscenter commercial where Dan Patrick has her racecar towed from the parking spot labelled -- "This Spot Reserved for D. Patrick."

JonInMiddleGA · 12-15-2005, 12:48 PM

I'm torn on this one ... she's photogenic IMO, but her overratedness is hurting her hottie factor.

JeeberD · 12-15-2005, 12:57 PM

She's alright, but nothing super special. I had to vote "Not" of this one...

sabotai · 12-15-2005, 12:58 PM

I'm going to say yes, since I judge "hotness" simply by physical appearance.

Kodos · 12-15-2005, 12:59 PM

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

rkmsuf · 12-15-2005, 01:00 PM

I call smelly on this one.

gottimd · 12-15-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

Agreed.

So when do the Parody "Celebrity Hot or Not" polls start coming up with Bea Arthur?

KWhit · 12-15-2005, 01:08 PM

Hot, but not even in the same league as Angelina Jolie.

st.cronin · 12-15-2005, 01:14 PM

Comparing Danica Patrick to Angelina Jolie is like comparing Juan Dixon to Michael Jordan.

Kodos · 12-15-2005, 01:14 PM

I would take her over Jolie any day of the week.

Butter · 12-15-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

Make that two thumbs up. I think seeing her always bundled up in that racing attire has something to do with it too.

gottimd · 12-15-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I would take her over Jolie any day of the week.

I'd take the both of them together any day of the week or separate. And give me a side of bacon as well.

Warhammer · 12-15-2005, 01:19 PM

Hot! She knows how to drive a stick, but does she know how to polish one?

rkmsuf · 12-15-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Make that two thumbs up. I think seeing her always bundled up in that racing attire has something to do with it too.

You love the "looks like a race driver" look?

KWhit · 12-15-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Hot! She knows how to drive a stick, but does she know how to polish one?

Yes she does.

Ksyrup · 12-15-2005, 01:27 PM

I'm leaning toward yes. She's got a Valerie Bertinelli face, with what appears to be a better body.

rkmsuf · 12-15-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'm leaning toward yes. She's got a Valerie Bertinelli face, with what appears to be a better body.

dude, she pees herself during races. they all do it.

Butter · 12-15-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You love the "looks like a race driver" look?

That's not solely what does it for me, but that's part of the appeal.

rkmsuf · 12-15-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

That's not solely what does it for me, but that's part of the appeal.

that's strange and queer to me.

not necessarily in that order.

Subby · 12-15-2005, 01:30 PM

Cool, not hot.

3ric · 12-15-2005, 01:31 PM

Where's the trout option?

Kodos · 12-15-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 3ric

Where's the trout option?

Sorry. That would be Hot, Not, or Trout.

Flasch186 · 12-15-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

yup, growing up with her next door was AWESOME. I would call my friends and we would sneak over the fence and hide out amongst the trees to see her walking by in her panties, sometimes no Tee. It was awesome. She was a hottie then and she is a hottie now. I think she even went out a couple of times with my brother. He never said anything happened though.

gkb · 12-15-2005, 01:41 PM

She's cool and cute. I had to go check out her biography to see where she was from and what-not. Here's a snippet from her homepage.

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Once an aspiring musician, she played flute and sang in the choir in high school. . .She is a frequent movie watcher who prefers comedies, especially those with Adam Sandler and Jim Carey.

This one time, in band camp ...

sachmo71 · 12-15-2005, 01:45 PM

Maybe we should vote on the definition of hot...

pennywisesb · 12-15-2005, 01:49 PM

Hottie. WAY better than Angelina Jolie punks.

KWhit · 12-15-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dude, she pees herself during races. they all do it.

That's not solely what does it for me, but that's part of the appeal.

Raiders Army · 12-15-2005, 02:06 PM

Thumbs down for me.

BishopMVP · 12-15-2005, 02:19 PM

Everyday scale=Hot

Celebrity scale=Not

Plus, she seemed to have the most boring interviews I've ever seen.

sabotai · 12-15-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BishopMVP

Plus, she seemed to have the most boring interviews I've ever seen.

Do you interview a girl while you're banging her?

BishopMVP · 12-15-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Do you interview a girl while you're banging her?

Clearly looks are far and away the most important thing about any girl, but a good personality can make or break it for that borderline girl.

Kodos · 12-15-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Do you interview a girl while you're banging her?

"So, how would you say it's going? Hey... Hey! Wake up! I'm talking to you!"

RPI-Fan · 12-15-2005, 02:32 PM

The redneck thing just ruins it, IMO...

VPI97 · 12-15-2005, 02:38 PM

cute <> hot

Galaxy · 12-15-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RPI-Fan

The redneck thing just ruins it, IMO...

?

Galaxy · 12-15-2005, 02:51 PM

A tough one...She's hot for a driver, and would be cute in the next-door-neighbor situation (not "hot" however).

But nothing sexy about a female race car driver imo, and she married a 40-year-old physical therapist, when she is 23.

Vote no.

JeeberD · 12-15-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Make that two thumbs up. I think seeing her always bundled up in that racing attire has something to do with it too.

And thats one of the things that kills it for me...

Godzilla Blitz · 12-15-2005, 04:26 PM

She ranges from plain to cute to hot, depending on the photo. But she's hot often enough for me to say yes.

I think her hotness will be short-lived, though. Give her another five years or so and I think she'll have lost it.

Kodos · 12-15-2005, 04:30 PM

But it'll be a wild ride until then!!!

Easy Mac · 12-15-2005, 04:31 PM

she ranges from fugly to not quite as fugly

Grammaticus · 12-15-2005, 04:48 PM

Yeah, she is definately hot. Not near as good as Jolie. Also, if you are looking at her being a sports personality as making her hotter, she doesn't even come close to the hottest sports chick ever..........

Anna Kournikova

Grammaticus · 12-15-2005, 04:52 PM

Better pic:

JonInMiddleGA · 12-15-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Better pic:

Ah yes, her "don't I look a lot like Jill Hennessy from a distance" picture.

kingfc22 · 12-15-2005, 08:52 PM

She is very cute, which is very hot to me.

Desmond · 12-15-2005, 08:57 PM

Desmond · 12-15-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dude, she pees herself during races.

Alright then, yes.

Desnudo · 12-15-2005, 09:25 PM

Average with a lot of resources invested in make her look good.

vtbub · 12-15-2005, 09:44 PM

Borderline cute

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12-15-2005, 12:47 PM	#2
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	I say yes. But her Maxim/FHM/Whatever spread did nothing for me. __________________

12-15-2005, 12:47 PM	#3
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Are you kidding? How would people who frequent this board not know who Danica Patrick is? As an aside, I love the new Sportscenter commercial where Dan Patrick has her racecar towed from the parking spot labelled -- "This Spot Reserved for D. Patrick." __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

12-15-2005, 12:48 PM	#4
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I'm torn on this one ... she's photogenic IMO, but her overratedness is hurting her hottie factor. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

12-15-2005, 12:57 PM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	She's alright, but nothing super special. I had to vote "Not" of this one... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-15-2005, 12:58 PM	#6
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I'm going to say yes, since I judge "hotness" simply by physical appearance.

12-15-2005, 12:59 PM	#7
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	She's got that cute girl next door look. Thumbs up.

12-15-2005, 01:00 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I call smelly on this one. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-15-2005, 01:08 PM	#10
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Hot, but not even in the same league as Angelina Jolie.

12-15-2005, 01:14 PM	#11
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Comparing Danica Patrick to Angelina Jolie is like comparing Juan Dixon to Michael Jordan. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-15-2005, 01:19 PM	#15
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	Hot! She knows how to drive a stick, but does she know how to polish one?

12-15-2005, 01:27 PM	#18
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I'm leaning toward yes. She's got a Valerie Bertinelli face, with what appears to be a better body. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-15-2005, 01:30 PM	#22
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Cool, not hot. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-15-2005, 01:31 PM	#23
3ric College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sweden	Where's the trout option? __________________ San Diego Chargers (HFL) - Lappland Reindeers (WOOF) - Gothenburg Giants (IHOF) Indiana: A TCY VC - year 2044 - the longest running dynasty ever on FOFC!

12-15-2005, 01:45 PM	#27
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Maybe we should vote on the definition of hot...

12-15-2005, 01:49 PM	#28
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	Hottie. WAY better than Angelina Jolie punks. __________________ Myspace Profile

12-15-2005, 02:06 PM	#30
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Thumbs down for me.

12-15-2005, 02:19 PM	#31
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Everyday scale=Hot Celebrity scale=Not Plus, she seemed to have the most boring interviews I've ever seen.

12-15-2005, 02:32 PM	#35
RPI-Fan Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Troy, NY	The redneck thing just ruins it, IMO... __________________ Quis custodiets ipsos custodes?

12-15-2005, 02:38 PM	#36
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	cute <> hot __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

12-15-2005, 02:51 PM	#38
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	A tough one...She's hot for a driver, and would be cute in the next-door-neighbor situation (not "hot" however). But nothing sexy about a female race car driver imo, and she married a 40-year-old physical therapist, when she is 23. Vote no. Last edited by Galaxy : 12-15-2005 at 10:46 PM.

12-15-2005, 04:26 PM	#40
Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	She ranges from plain to cute to hot, depending on the photo. But she's hot often enough for me to say yes. I think her hotness will be short-lived, though. Give her another five years or so and I think she'll have lost it.

12-15-2005, 04:30 PM	#41
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	But it'll be a wild ride until then!!!

12-15-2005, 04:31 PM	#42
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	she ranges from fugly to not quite as fugly

12-15-2005, 04:48 PM	#43
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	Yeah, she is definately hot. Not near as good as Jolie. Also, if you are looking at her being a sports personality as making her hotter, she doesn't even come close to the hottest sports chick ever.......... Anna Kournikova

12-15-2005, 04:52 PM	#44
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	Better pic:

12-15-2005, 08:52 PM	#46
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	She is very cute, which is very hot to me. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

12-15-2005, 08:57 PM	#47
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	No.

12-15-2005, 09:25 PM	#49
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Average with a lot of resources invested in make her look good.

12-15-2005, 09:44 PM	#50
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Borderline cute __________________

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