FOFC Orgies?

Dodgerchick · 10-29-2009, 01:10 PM

I've seen lots of facebook statuses of people that are gonna have kids or already had kids and I'm starting to wonder if there've been FOFC orgies, or something.

DanGarion · 10-29-2009, 01:13 PM

Is this a parody thread?

Noop · 10-29-2009, 01:14 PM

Eww...

RomaGoth · 10-29-2009, 01:16 PM

I was expecting something different when I opened this thread.

Bad-example · 10-29-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I've seen lots of facebook statuses of people that are gonna have kids or already had kids and I'm starting to wonder if there've been FOFC orgies, or something.

The Dodgers are out of the playoffs. Isn't it time to change your name again? Chargersgirl might work, or perhaps Frontrunnerchick.

I. J. Reilly · 10-29-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I was expecting something different when I opened this thread.

Hoping for an invitation?

Galaxy · 10-29-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I've seen lots of facebook statuses of people that are gonna have kids or already had kids and I'm starting to wonder if there've been FOFC orgies, or something.

Do you want in?

Schmidty · 10-29-2009, 01:22 PM

Maybe it's because of this thread: The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread - Page 78 - Front Office Football Central

Kodos · 10-29-2009, 01:38 PM

Worst. Orgy. Ever.

CamEdwards · 10-29-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Worst. Orgy. Ever.

I don't know about the rest of the class, but I'd love to hear your best. orgy. ever. story.

CamEdwards · 10-29-2009, 02:04 PM

dola:

unless it involves trout.

claphamsa · 10-29-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

dola:

unless it involves trout.

what orgy does not involve trout?

Kodos · 10-29-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

I don't know about the rest of the class, but I'd love to hear your best. orgy. ever. story.

I was just thinking about the fact that FOFC is about 98% male. Nothing worse than a sausage party orgy.

Dodgerchick · 10-29-2009, 03:31 PM

I wasn't thinking guy-on-guy (not that there's anything wrong with it) but more like FOFCers bringing their wives on get-togethers and everyone clicks and plans on going to so-and-so's house and next thing you know, people are doing the freaky on beds, couches, tables, etc.

RendeR · 10-29-2009, 03:34 PM

This thread fails to deliver on SO many levels....

RomaGoth · 10-29-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I wasn't thinking guy-on-guy (not that there's anything wrong with it) but more like FOFCers bringing their wives on get-togethers and everyone clicks and plans on going to so-and-so's house and next thing you know, people are doing the freaky on beds, couches, tables, etc.

Twister anyone?

mckerney · 10-29-2009, 03:42 PM

"My friends, I predict that in our amaaaazing future, we won't have all these hang ups about sex that you see today, man. No, in the future birthday parties and holidays will be celebrated not with cake and singing and presents, but with orgies. Orgies of sex! And men who propose that their birthdays be celebrated in that way, because they met a guy at the post office who belongs to a club that gets together and has orgies and happens to be looking for more members right now, men who come home and say that's what I want to do for my birthday, will not be called perverts by their uptight wives. Because there will be no uptight wives in the future. They will all be dead." [/Andrew Daly]

JeeberD · 10-29-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I wasn't thinking guy-on-guy (not that there's anything wrong with it) but more like FOFCers bringing their wives on get-togethers and everyone clicks and plans on going to so-and-so's house and next thing you know, people are doing the freaky on beds, couches, tables, etc.

That only happens at the Buffalo gatherings...

RendeR · 10-29-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

That only happens at the Buffalo gatherings...

Since there are ever at most 4 of us at said meetups we fail to qualify for orgy status.

RendeR · 10-29-2009, 03:51 PM

Macroguru is dead sexy though

RomaGoth · 10-29-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Since there are ever at most 4 of us at said meetups we fail to qualify for orgy status.

I guess a definition of "many" is in order then, but here is orgy:

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Main Entry: or·gy
Pronunciation: \ˈȯr-jē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural orgies
Etymology: Middle French orgie, from Latin orgia, plural, from Greek; akin to Greek ergon work — more at work
Date: circa 1561
1 : secret ceremonial rites held in honor of an ancient Greek or Roman deity and usually characterized by ecstatic singing and dancing
2 a : drunken revelry b : a sexual encounter involving many people; also : an excessive sexual indulgence
3 : excessive indulgence in something especially to satisfy an inordinate appetite or craving

orgy - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Galaxy · 10-29-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Macroguru is dead sexy though

RendeR · 10-29-2009, 03:57 PM

Many > 4

Galaxy · 10-29-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Many > 4

Quality over quantity?

JediKooter · 10-29-2009, 06:10 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum:

You will never believe what happened last Friday night after the FOFC get together...

RomaGoth · 10-29-2009, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Dear Penthouse Forum:

You will never believe what happened last Friday night after the FOFC get together in Buffalo...

fixed

Galaxy · 10-30-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

fixed

You're pretty fixatated on the idea of FOFC Buffalo-area orgies.

CamEdwards · 10-30-2009, 09:44 PM

Buffalo girls won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight. Buffalo girls won't you come out tonight, to the FOFC orgy.

MacroGuru · 10-30-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I guess a definition of "many" is in order then, but here is orgy:

orgy - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

Honestly, the orgy would be a cock fest the way it has been so far......

However, she has been to a few of our meet and greets.

MacroGuru · 10-30-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Macroguru is dead sexy though

Dude your Beer Goggles are on again.

RendeR · 10-31-2009, 12:22 PM

Damnit, I threw those away last time, how they keep coming back???

Apathetic Lurker · 10-31-2009, 06:06 PM

Paper bags with one properly placed hole are all the rage at our Buffalo orgies

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10-29-2009, 03:31 PM	#14
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	I wasn't thinking guy-on-guy (not that there's anything wrong with it) but more like FOFCers bringing their wives on get-togethers and everyone clicks and plans on going to so-and-so's house and next thing you know, people are doing the freaky on beds, couches, tables, etc. __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

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10-29-2009, 03:42 PM	#17
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	"My friends, I predict that in our amaaaazing future, we won't have all these hang ups about sex that you see today, man. No, in the future birthday parties and holidays will be celebrated not with cake and singing and presents, but with orgies. Orgies of sex! And men who propose that their birthdays be celebrated in that way, because they met a guy at the post office who belongs to a club that gets together and has orgies and happens to be looking for more members right now, men who come home and say that's what I want to do for my birthday, will not be called perverts by their uptight wives. Because there will be no uptight wives in the future. They will all be dead." [/Andrew Daly]

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10-30-2009, 09:44 PM	#28
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10-31-2009, 06:06 PM	#32
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	Paper bags with one properly placed hole are all the rage at our Buffalo orgies

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