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IBMA · 06-01-2019, 04:26 PM

This rebuild will be fun (sarcasm alert). It’s derived from BlackJackXXI Sports YouTube/Twitch series where he basically made an impossible rebuild for himself with the Festivus College Jokers. He has many house rules and a terrible starting team that results in YEARS of misery from his team. I have modified some house rules and made up some of my own.

I’ve also taken from his book and renamed every single player to some type of funny or ironic name. As for the recruits coming in for years to come you guys will have a chance to have your very own player. More on that later in the season.

As for the house rules, here they are:
Scheduling:
Until I reach three star prestige I must schedule five preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least an A.
Once I reach three star prestige I only need to play three preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least a B+.

Recruiting:
I can only recruit at my prestige level or lower.
I can only recruit JUCOs who are interested in me before targeting them until I get to a two star prestige.
(Made prior to Season Three): I can go after three JUCOs not interested in us originally throughout the year.

Coaching:
If my coach gets fired I must make a new coach to take over at the school. The coach progression rating is set at slow, so recruiting will be extremely hard each year because of this rule.
While in a game, if I go down by twenty five plus points I have to sim the rest of the game.
(Made prior to Season Three): My head coach only has to take another head coaching job if they are a prestige higher than us.

Now it’s time to meet your Rhode Island Tech Crawfish (With proper pronunciations as well):
QB:
66 OVR (RS) FR #3 Kingsly Harbord - QB/1 (Kings-Lee, Harbored)
64 OVR SO #10 Vincent Lemawnoper - QB/2 (Lemon-‘Nope’ with ‘R’ sound at end)
63 OVR (RS) FR #6 Olivieren Winkersonsman - QB/3 (‘O’-’Live’ like 'Live in a house'-’E’-Air-‘En’ like ‘Send’, Wink-‘er’ like ‘Her’-suns-man)
RB:
68 OVR JR #22 Axel Rod - RB/1
64 OVR(RS) SR #35 Chet Dreedo - RB/2 (Read with ’D’ at beginning and ‘O’ at end)
63 OVR (RS) SO #5 Berevian Cinculous - RB/3 (‘Ber’ like ‘Her’-E-V-‘En’ like ‘Enter’,Seen-Q-‘Lust’ without the ‘T’ sound)
56 OVR SO #24 Pikaroo Oofsey - RB/4 (Pick-Uh-Roo, Oof+See)
53 OVR FR #33 Manahewey YoYo Jr. - RB/5 (‘Man’ like the Spanish word ‘Mano’-‘E’ like ‘shed’-Hue-E)
FB:
61 OVR SR #38 Hambel Jibilator - FB (Ham-Bell, ‘Jib’ like ‘Jif’-Ill-Ate-Or)
WR:
61 OVR SR #81 Newman Triffler - WR/1 (Try-‘Flurry’ without the ‘Y’)
60 OVR SR #13 Jingle Jangle - WR/2
59 OVR JR #83 Xavionathon Cortacious - WR/3 (Zavion-Uh-’Thon’ like ’Thunder’, Core-Tay-Sh-Us)
59 OVR SR #18 Thischick Coo - WR/4 (This-chick, ‘Cool’ without the ‘L’)
59 OVR SO #1 Stryphing Adamsmanson - WR/5 (Str-Eye-Fing)
57 OVR SR #2 Engredipus Derellie - WR/6 (‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Gr-Ed-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-’Pus’ like ‘Platypus’, Duh-‘Re’ like ‘Read’-Lee)
56 OVR (RS) SO #82 St. John Allenfrod - WR/7 (Allen-Fraud)
55 OVR (RS) FR #8 Jaether Fortuition - WR/8 (Jay-Th-‘Er’ like ‘Her’, For+Tuition)
55 OVR (RS) JR #13 Senator Adersons - WR/9 (Ad-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Sons)
TE:
65 OVR (RS) SR #88 Howard G. Pepperoni - TE/1
55 OVR JR #85 Ipsy Graperpaper - TE/2 ‘Ip’ like ‘If’-See, Grape-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Paper)
51 OVR FR #89 Kawhis Laugh - TE/3 (‘Kawhi’s’ like ‘Kawhi’ Leonard)
LT:
65 OVR (RS) SR #69 Ha Lol - LT/1 (Sounds like how you would text it)
57 OVR (RS) SO #59 Torbulan Edathion - LT/2 (Tore-‘Blue’ without the ‘L’ sound-‘Land’ without the ‘D’ sound, Ed-A-Th-E-‘On’ like ‘Son’)
54 OVR (RS) FR Iolapen Kiwiwi - LT/3 (I-O-Lap-‘En’ like ‘End’, Kiwi plus an extra ‘wi’)
LG:
61 OVR SR #72 Harold Biggumsman - LG/1 (Big-Ums-Man)
58 OVR (RS) SO #74 Heteritaria Forebois - LG/2 (‘He’ like ‘Hen’-‘Ter’ like ’inter’-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-‘Tear’ like ‘Tear out hair’-E-Uh, For-Boi; the ‘S’ is silent)
C:
65 OVR JR #65 Captain Jiggyigyigy - C/1
56 OVR (RS) SO #63 Brosephine Jones - C/2 (Bro-‘Said’ without the ‘D’ sound-Ph-‘En’ like Lean’)
RG:
54 OVR SO #79 Gregacious Fartacious - RG/1 (Greg-A-Sh-Us, Fart-A-Sh-Us)
53 OVR FR #62 Aviato Taco - RG/2 (The sound you make when you scream-V-Auto)
RT:
65 OVR JR #68 Charquitric Gragers - RT/1 (Char-Qu-’I’ like ‘Igloo’-Trick, ‘Rag’ with ‘G’ in front-Ers like ‘Thunders’)
65 OVR (RS) SO #67 Frosty D. Snowman - RT/2
53 OVR SO #77 Ostrich Blupper - RT/3 (Bl-’U’ like ‘Up’-Per)
LE:
66 OVR SR #96 Yb Gnathl - LE/1 (‘Ib’ like ‘Bib’, ‘Nath’ like ‘Nash’ but with a ‘th’ sound instead of a ‘sh’ sound; the ‘G’ and ‘L’ are silent)
56 OVR SO #95 Portianale Scandinavio - LE/2 (Portion-Ale, Scan-Din-A-V-O)
54 OVR SR #55 Dafoil Narcot - LE/3 (Duh-Foil, ‘Nar’ like ‘Narcissist’-ko; The ‘t’ is silent)
RE:
68 OVR SO #90 Borous Chincky - RE/1 (Bore-Us, Ch-Ink-E)
66 OVR (RS) SR #93 Freciomar Damubig - RE/2 (Free-C-O-Mar, Dam-You-Big)
64 OVR (RS) JR #54 Veruvio Juwaan - RE/3 (‘Ver’ like ‘Per’-’U’ like ‘Blue’-V-O, ‘Ju’ like ‘Jew’-’Wan’ like ‘Juan’)
DT:
63 OVR SO #97 Hinsickle Albatraz - DT/1 (‘Him’ with ‘N’ instead of ‘M’-Sickle, Just sound out last name.)
62 OVR (RS) SO #99 Thicwandras Buttandro - DT/2 (Thick-‘Wan’ like ’Wander’-Dr-Us, Butt-’Un’ like Thunder’-Dr-O)
58 OVR SO #98 Zeebo Supreme - DT/3 (Z-Bow)
57 OVR JR #66 Slaftro Zorkele - DT/4 (‘Slaf’ like ‘Slab’-‘tro’ like ‘intro’, ‘Snorkel’ but with a ‘Z’ sound instead of a ‘Sn’ sound)
53 OVR (RS) FR #92 Rinlein Roadae - DT/5 (‘Rin’ like ‘Erin’-Lane, Row+Day)
LOLB:
69 OVR JR #58 Wannamaker Mine - LOLB/1 (‘Wan’ like ‘Wander’-Uh-Make-’ur’ like ‘Burrow’)
67 OVR SO #53 Drolexander Kreaman - LOLB/2 (Dr-All-‘Exander’ like ‘Alexander’, Cr-E-Man)
59 OVR (RS) SO #49 Jamengro Platyproton - LOLB/3 (Juh-Men-Grow, ‘Platy’ like ‘Platypus’-Proton)
59 OVR (RS) FR #47 Talley Sungorden - LOLB/4 (Tally, Sung-Or-Den)
MLB:
62 OVR SR #56 Firehydrant Larry - MLB/1
61 OVR FR #50 Ronsono Owowo - MLB/2 (Ron-Sun-O, O-Woah-Woah)
61 OVR JR #57 Hobele Yeppers - LB/MLB/3 (Hoe-Be-Lee, ‘Yep’ like in a text-’ers’ like ‘Thunders’)
ROLB:
65 OVR (RS) JR #61 R’Kala Yobie - ROLB/1 (Are-Call-Uh, Yo-Be)
59 OVR SO #51 Prongo Quackenduck - ROLB/2 (Sound out the first name, Quack-‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Duck)
58 OVR (RS) FR #42 Theorety Plazey - ROLB/3 (Th-E-O-‘Re’ like ‘Red’-Tee, Pl-‘Aw’ like ‘Claw’-Z)
57 OVR (RS) FR #45 Hitt DeQuan - ROLB/4 (Hit, D-Quan)
CB:
57 OVR SR #11 Salamander Feendoor - CB/1 (Fiend+door)
54 OVR (RS) SR #21 Lonko Friscalion - CB/2 (Lonzo but ‘K’ instead of ‘Z’, Frisk-Alley-’un’ like ’Thunder’)
54 OVR (RS) SR #25 Indigo Farquacia - CB/3 (Far-Qu-Aye-Sh-Uh)
52 OVR FR #29 Inckling Spotch - CB/4 (Ink-Ling, ‘Spotch’ like ‘Botch’ but with a ‘Sp’ sound instead of ‘B’)
52 OVR SO #26 Trecio Jordan - CB/5 (Tree-C-O)
51 OVR (RS) SR #28 Ofrencic Hynister - CB/6 (Off-’Ren’ like ‘Hen’-Sick, ‘Hin’ like ‘Sin’-Is-’Ter’ like ‘Her)
FS:
68 OVR JR #32 Yoinkers McGee - FS/1 (’Oink’ with a ’Y’ sound in front-’Her’s’ without the ’H’)
67 OVR JR #37 Dresmand Koala - FS/2 (Desmond with an ‘R’)
60 OVR FR #20 Tricer Deviano - SS/3 (Try-‘Her’ but with a ‘C’ instead of an ‘H’, Dev-E-On-O)
SS:
62 OVR JR #39 Fredrick Appletone XII - SS/1 (Fred+Rick, Apple-Ton)
53 OVR FR #9 Phlackalen Giorgion - SS/2 (Flack-uh-’len’ like Alex Len, Gee-Or-Gee-‘Un’ like ‘Thunder’)
K:
72 OVR (RS) SO #94 John Johnson - K/1
P:
74 OVR (RS) SO #91 Wally Marty - P/1 (Wall Mart with ‘Y’ sound at end of both)

If there are any questions about the pronunciations, or if you have suggestions, let me know. If you’re excited, then let’s get it!

Week Two at #4 Wisconsin: Sunday

IBMA · 06-01-2019, 04:27 PM

Schedule:

2013:

Spoiler

2014:

Spoiler

2015:

Spoiler

IBMA · 06-01-2019, 04:28 PM

End of Season:

2013:

Spoiler

Recruits:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2013
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Shane Brown (68, COMMIT)	T	HS	Petersburg, VA	6'1	303
Eric Smith (67, COMMIT)	CB	JUCO	Sayreville, NJ	6'0	186
Ryan Moore (63, COMMIT)	G	HS	Dix Hills, NY	6'4	315
Matt Thompson (62, LOST)	K	HS	Milwuakee, WI	6'1	217
Chris Finley (64, COMMIT)	P	HS	Hazel Park, MI	6'0	191
William Horne (64, COMMIT)	MLB	HS	Danville, PA	6'1	222
Howard Parker (62, LOST)	FB	HS	El Cajon, CA	5'11	223
Cedric Leak (64, COMMIT)	C	HS	Breenbelt, MD	6'1	272
Cody Thompson (64, COMMIT)	G	JUCO	Wallingford Ctr, CT	6'3	290
John Petty (58, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Payson, UT	6'3	266
Nick Parrish (62, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Leisure City, FL	6'2	208
Jason Booth (62, COMMIT)	TE	HS	Ferndale, MD	6'4	228
Trey Morton (59, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Houston, TX	6'0	171
Jesse Washington (63, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'1	170
Robert Williams (59, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Conway, FL	6'3	211
Rudy Hall (56, LOST)	CB	HS	Poydras, LA	5'9	182
Jeff Hunter (57, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Marietta, GA	5'11	186
Brandon Collier (61, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Aurora, OH	6'2	223
Peter Lewis (60, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Greenwood, MS	6'2	255
Anthony Robinson (59, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Washington, NC	6'7	259
James Baker (57, COMMIT)	G	HS	Barre, VT	6'4	322
Mike Harrell (55, COMMIT)	FS	HS	Benbrook, TX	6'2	199
Teddy Bryant (52, COMMIT)	WR	HS	Redding, CA	6’2	212
Robert McKinney (60, COMMIT)	RB	JUCO	Portsmounth, NH	6'1	197
Vince Bryant (60, COMMIT)	TE	HS	New Haven, CT	6'4	227

Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2013
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Kingsly Harbord (67)	242-600	2633	10.8	239.3	57	9	20	75.5
Vincent Lemawnoper (64)	39-123	488	12.5	48.8	37	0	4	58.5
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Axel Rod (68)	113	346	3.0	20	1	3	28.8	2
Chet Dreedo (64)	19	49	2.5	12	0	2	4.0	0
Hambel Jibilator (61)	8	20	2.5	7	0	1	1.6	0
Berevian Cinculous (63)	2	4	2.0	3	0	0	0.3	0
Newman Triffler (61)	1	7	7.0	7	0	0	0.7	0
Jingle Jangle (60)	1	-2	-2.0	0	0	0	-0.1	1
Kingsly Harbord (67)	74	-3	0.0	17	0	1	-0.2	4
Vincent Lemawnoper (64)	10	-7	-0.7	6	0	0	-0.7	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Stryphing Adamsmanson (59)	68	808	11.8	2	34	12	67.3	185
Jingle Jangle (60)	47	601	12.7	1	27	12	50.0	132
Thischick Coo (59)	38	404	10.6	1	37	7	33.6	108
Axel Rod (68)	36	350	9.7	0	23	11	29.1	248
Newman Triffler (61)	24	429	12.6	1	57	19	42.9	181
Howard G. Pepperoni (65)	28	237	8.4	2	20	7	19.7	87
Xavionathon Cortacious (59)	10	136	13.6	0	25	4	11.3	0
Chet Dreedo (64)	9	62	6.8	0	23	3	5.1	53
Hambel Jibilator (61)	6	43	7.1	1	14	2	3.5	34
Engredipus Derellie (57)	3	34	11.3	1	14	2	3.4	9
Ipsy Graperpaper (55)	1	9	9.0	0	9	0	0.7	0
Berevian Cinculous (63)	1	8	8.0	0	8	0	0.7	12
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Dresmand Koala (67)	70	0	70	1.0	6	5	0	0
R'Kala Yobie (67)	67	1	68	2.0	10	2	0	0
Fredrick Appletone XII (62)	66	0	66	1.0	4	3	0	0
Lonko Friscalion (54)	65	0	65	0.0	2	5	2	0
Yoinkers McGee (68)	58	2	60	0.0	4	4	0	0
Firehydrant Larry (62)	59	1	60	1.0	6	4	2	0
Salamander Feendoor (57)	56	2	58	0.0	2	7	3	0
Yb Gnathl (66)	51	0	51	9.0	19	1	0	0
Hinsickle Albatraz (63)	48	0	48	8.0	19	3	0	0
Indigo Farquacia (54)	43	0	43	1.0	1	0	0	0
Borous Chincky (69)	26	0	26	5.0	8	0	0	0
Thickwandras Buttandro (62)	24	0	24	5.0	8	2	0	0
Inckling Spotch (52)	21	0	21	1.0	1	0	0	0
Wannamaker Mine (69)	18	1	19	2.0	5	0	0	0
Drolexander Kreaman (67)	17	0	17	0.0	0	0	0	0
Freciomar Damubig (66)	16	0	16	0.0	3	0	0	0
Hobele Yeppers (61)	9	1	10	0.0	0	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (61)	8	0	8	0.0	0	0	0	0
Zeebo Supreme (58)	5	0	5	0.0	2	0	0	0
Tricer Deviano (60)	4	0	4	0.0	0	0	0	0
Trecio Jordan (52)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
Veruvio Juwaan (64)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
Phlackalen Giorgion (53)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
John Johnson (72)	9	11	81%	37	15	15	100%	42

Schedule:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish 2013 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Aug 31	vs Bye
Sep 7	at #4 Wisconsin	Lost, 38-31
Sep 14	at Fresno State	Lost, 49-15
Sep 21	vs Boston College	Lost, 72-20
Sep 28	vs Bye
Oct 5	vs Virginia	Lost, 70-6
Oct 12	vs Toledo	Lost, 88-3
Oct 19	at #10 Penn State	Lost, 91-3
Oct 26	at Louisiana Tech	Lost, 52-14
Nov 2	vs Duke	Lost, 59-7
Nov 9	at #2 Clemson	Lost, 63-7
Nov 16	vs Bye
Nov 23	at #9 Auburn	Lost, 73-13
Nov 30	vs California	Lost, 70-14
Dec 7	at #16 TCU	Lost, 72-7

2014:

Spoiler

Recruits:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2014
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Marcus Freeman (65, COMMIT)	G	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'6	280
Brandon Washington (65, LOST)	T	HS	Plainview, TX	6'0	280
Rob Lewis (64, COMMIT)	FS	JUCO	Rochester, NH	6'0	175
Jared Nelson (64, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Detroit, MI	6'2	186
Chaz Paul (64, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	St. Charles, MO	6'1	233
Spencer Brown (64, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Novato, CA	6'1	252
Joseph Benson (64, COMMIT)	C	HS	Marathon, FL	6'3	295
Sam James (63, COMMIT)	C	HS	Santa Cruz, CA	6'2	291
George Scott (62, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Georgetown, SC	6'3	216
Tommy Hudson (62, COMMIT)	MLB	HS	Bonita Springs, FL	6'2	248
Ernest Osborn (62, COMMIT)	FB	HS	Hayward, CA	6'0	237
Paul Bryant (61, COMMIT)	QB	HS	Frostproof, FL	6'1	223
Jamie Barber (61, COMMIT)	QB	HS	Garden City, SC	6'0	194
Chris Lawson (61, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Cathedral City, CA	6'3	208
Chris Burch (60, COMMIT)	TE	HS	East Ridge, TN	6'7	242
John Walters (59, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Hampton, NH	6'0	204
Greg Johnson (59, LOST)	DT	HS	Tonawanda, NY	6'2	304
Kenny Owens (58, COMMIT)	HB	HS	West Chester, PA	5'11	211
Mike Coleman (57, Not Committed)	WR	HS	Denison, TX	5'10	174
Sidney Lynch (56, COMMIT)	DT	HS	Portsmouth, VA	6'1	264
Travis Atkins (56, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Longview, WA	6'0	167
Justin Bozeman (56, COMMIT)	CB	HS	East Wenatchee Beach, WA	5'9	180
Kyle Evans (56, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Parker, SC	6'0	225
Jesse Barbour (54, Not Committed)	WR	HS	Fort Belvoir, VA	6'1	204
J.J. Walker (54, Not Committed)	WR	HS	San Carlos, AZ	5'10	187

Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2014
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	108-271	1256	11.6	179.4	39	2	18	67.9
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	77-156	857	11.1	171.4	67	5	6	98.4
Kingsly Harbord (73)	79-151	807	10.2	161.4	35	6	12	94.4
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Axel Rod (72)	130	519	3.9	44	1	4	43.2	0
Kingsly Harbord (73)	62	298	4.8	40	3	3	59.6	0
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	44	66	1.5	27	1	1	8.2	0
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	49	95	1.9	12	0	0	19.0	5
Grendile Hawken (59)	15	37	2.4	11	0	4	3.0	1
Antsin Mapantz (60)	34	153	4.5	32	1	2	21.8	0
Berevian Cinculous (68)	19	36	1.8	9	0	0	3.0	0
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	1	0	0.0	0	0	0	0.0	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Stryphing Adamsmanson (64)	59	719	12.1	5	36	12	59.9	161
St. John Allenfrod (62)	58	676	11.6	2	39	15	56.3	126
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	44	629	14.2	0	35	22	52.4	146
Axel Rod (72)	30	246	8.2	1	67	5	20.5	221
Jaether Fortuition (60)	29	252	8.6	1	24	12	21.0	69
Eanson Kork (60)	23	231	10.0	2	23	7	19.2	104
Senator Adersons (59)	10	104	10.4	1	22	2	8.6	25
Berevian Cinculous (68)	4	21	5.2	0	9	0	1.7	17
Antsin Mapantz (60)	4	15	3.7	1	12	3	2.1	26
Kawhis Laugh (55)	2	29	14.5	0	22	1	0.5	1
Grendile Hawken (59)	1	-2	-2.0	0	0	0	-0.1	0
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Drolexander Kreaman (71)	89	4	93	3.0	7	1	0	0
Dresmand Koala (71)	63	2	65	1.0	8	4	0	0
R'Kala Yobie (70)	61	0	61	3.0	8	1	0	0
Yoinkers McGee (73)	50	0	50	1.0	4	4	0	0
Borous Chincky (73)	47	0	47	4.0	16	0	0	0
Fredrick Appletone XII (67)	48	0	48	1.0	6	2	0	0
Veruvio Juwaan (69)	43	2	45	7.0	13	0	0	0
Underfly Goro (67)	43	1	44	0.0	1	4	3	0
Waivickley Predeen (63)	35	1	36	0.0	0	6	5	2
Hinsickle Albatraz (69)	37	1	38	9.0	16	1	0	0
Kwando Juge (59)	33	2	35	1.0	2	1	0	0
Wannamaker Mine (75)	30	1	31	1.0	6	0	1	0
Thickwandras Buttandro (67)	13	0	13	1.0	4	0	0	0
Inckling Spotch (57)	13	0	13	0.0	0	0	0	0
Hobele Yeppers (66)	9	3	12	0.0	0	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (66)	14	2	16	0.0	1	0	0	0
Stank Biljoe (60)	6	0	6	0.0	3	0	0	0
Tricer Deviano (65)	7	0	7	0.0	1	1	0	0
Portianale Scandinavio (60)	3	0	3	1.0	1	0	0	0
California Sun (57)	3	0	4	0.0	1	0	0	0
Zeebo Supreme (62)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
Slaftro Zorkele (62)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Phlackalen Giorgion (57)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Master Domino (64)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
Jamengro Platyproton (63)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
Wally Marty (77)	6	12	50%	39	28	28	100%	46

Schedule

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish 2014 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Aug 30	vs BYE
Sep 6	vs Ball State	Won, 27-24
Sep 13	at #18 Arizona	Lost, 73-10
Sep 20	vs West Virginia	Lost, 46-14
Sep 27	at #2 Washington	Lost, 73-0
Oct 4	at #6 Penn State	Lost, 38-17
Oct 11	at #5 LSU	Lost, 69-3
Oct 18	vs FIU	Lost, 86-7
Oct 25	at Iowa State	Lost, 48-17
Nov 1	vs UTSA	Lost, 45-29
Nov 8	vs BYE
Nov 15	at #4 Texas A&M	Lost, 51-7
Nov 22	vs Idaho	Won, 49-17
Nov 29	vs New Mexico State	Won, 44-27
Dec 6	vs BYE

IBMA · 06-01-2019, 04:28 PM

Team Records:

Passing

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Rushing:

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Receiving:

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Defensive:

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IBMA · 06-01-2019, 04:29 PM

Rhode Island Tech Hall of Fame:

2013 Inductees:

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2014 Inductees:

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IBMA · 06-02-2019, 04:39 PM

Thriller In Madison Sees Badgers Slip By

September 7

Rhode Island Tech -- 31
#4 Wisconsin -- 38

What a first half! Rhode Island Tech goes into halftime up seven! I did not think I would get a lead this early in the dynasty, especially not against the number four ranked team. The whole time I was thinking two things: Eventually we’ll lose it and what happened to my settings. I swear I checked multiple times and they are the same settings as the first post! Incredible start from Kingsley Harbord, two TDs along with 153 yards. Axel Rod also having a nice first half, averaging 6.9 yards per carry. Borous Chincky, our best player not including special teams, has five tackles, three tackles for loss, and two sacks! In the first half! Amazing!

The second half was looking just as good. The offense seemed like it could keep moving and the defense had the bend, don’t break mentality, and it was going perfectly. But those danged Badgers were just too good for us. Overall that might be the best performance we get out of this team for a long time in this dynasty. I was proud of everyone, and hopefully the momentum carries into next week versus Fresno State.

Team Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 30 - 153 - 1
Passing Yards - TDs: 244 - 3
Total Offense: 397
3rd Down Conversion: 6-11 (54%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 4 - 1
INT - Fumbles Lost: 1 - 0

Wisconsin:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 185 - 3
Passing Yards - TDs: 269 - 2
Total Offense: 454
3rd Down Conversion: 6-12 (50%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 3 - 1
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0

Player Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 23-38, 244 YDS, 3 TDs, INT, 60% Comp.
Rushing:
Axel Rod: 14-74, TD
Kingsly Harbord: 11-64
Receiving:
Thischick Coo: 5-55
Newman Triffler: 4-43
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 4-73
Howard G. Pepperoni: 2-7, 2 TDs
Defensive:
R’Kala Yobie: 8 TACK, 1 TFL
Borous Chincky: 7 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK, 1 FF
Yb Gnathl: 4 TACK, 3 TFL

Wisconsin:
Passing:
Alex Hornibrook: 20-31, 269 YDS, 2 TDs, 64% Comp.
Rushing:
Jonathan Taylor: 20-134, 3 TDs
Alex Hornibrook: 11-51
Receiving:
Danny Davis III: 7-66
Jonathan Taylor: 5-76
A.J. Taylor: 3-71, TD
Jake Ferguson: 2-16, TD
Kendric Pryor: 2-36
Defensive:
T.J. Edwards: 7 TACK, 3 TFL
Ryan Connelly: 6 TACK, TFL
Andrew Van Ginkel: 6 TACK, TFL

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Kingsly Harbord passes to Howard G. Pepperoni for the first touchdown in
Rhode Island Tech history.

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Jonathan Taylor runs in untouched to tie the game at 14.

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Howard G. Pepperoni makes three guys miss to score his second TD of the game.

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D’Cota Dixon gets a clutch interception late in the game.

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Jonathan Taylor gets in with two seconds left to win the game against the Crawfish.

Week Three at Fresno State: Tuesday

IBMA · 06-04-2019, 06:48 PM

Crawfish Lose In Bad Fashion

September 14

Rhode Island Tech -- 15
Fresno State -- 49

This first half wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t nearly as good as last week. This is mainly evident in the offense, as between the unusable running game and the terrible performance from Kingsly Harbord, but the defense hasn’t looked much better. Still, only giving up fourteen points thus far has kept us in the game. It’s only 14-7, so it’s still manageable.

And then the second half was abysmal. Kingsly Harbord did step it up in the second half, but it wasn’t enough as we are just a bad team. The defense just couldn’t hold with lack of speed, agility, awareness, tackling, and coverage skills we will flat out won’t be able to compete. Last week seemed to be a fluke. 49-15 against Fresno State is just terrible, though. More is expected next week versus Boston College.

Team Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 18 - 2
Passing Yards - TDs: 248 - 0
Total Offense: 266
3rd Down Conversion: 7-20 (35%)
4th Down Conversion: 1-1 (100%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-1 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 2 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0

Fresno State:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 36 - 238 - 5
Passing Yards - TDs: 303 - 2
Total Offense: 541
3rd Down Conversion: 4-10 (40%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 4 - 3 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 1

Player Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 25-48, 248 YDS, 2 INT, 52% Comp.
Rushing:
Axel Rod: 13-35, TD
Chet Dreedo: 5-7, TD
Receiving:
Jingle Jangle: 7-73
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 6-75
Howard G. Pepperoni: 5-47
Defensive:
Yoinkers McGee: 8 TACK
Fredrick Appletone XII & Firehydrant Larry: 5 TACK, TFL, SACK each
Yb Gnathl: 5 TACK, 3 TFL, SACK
Hinsickle Albatraz: 4 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK

Fresno State:
Passing:
Marcus McMaryion: 15-19, 264 YDS, 2 TD, 78% Comp.
Rushing:
Josh Hokit: 11-181, 3 TDs
Marcus McMaryion: 19-33, 2 TDs
Receiving:
Jamire Jordan: 5-146, 2 TDs
Delvon Hardaway: 4-41
Michiah Quick: 3-60
Defensive:
Jasad Haynes: 7 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK
Wylan Free: 6 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK, 2 INT
Kevin Atkins: 5 TACK, 4 TFL, 2 SACK
Matthew Boateng & Jeffrey Allison: 5 TACK, TFL each

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Josh Hokit falls in for the Fresno State touchdown.

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Not one, not two, but three times now for Josh Hokit!

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The Craws look for something on offense with an Axel Rod TD carry.

Week Four vs. Boston College: Wednesday

Daonlyjmo7 · 06-05-2019, 02:08 AM

Love the idea!

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06-01-2019, 04:26 PM	#1
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty This rebuild will be fun (sarcasm alert). It’s derived from BlackJackXXI Sports YouTube/Twitch series where he basically made an impossible rebuild for himself with the Festivus College Jokers. He has many house rules and a terrible starting team that results in YEARS of misery from his team. I have modified some house rules and made up some of my own. I’ve also taken from his book and renamed every single player to some type of funny or ironic name. As for the recruits coming in for years to come you guys will have a chance to have your very own player. More on that later in the season. As for the house rules, here they are: Scheduling: Until I reach three star prestige I must schedule five preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least an A. Once I reach three star prestige I only need to play three preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least a B+. Recruiting: I can only recruit at my prestige level or lower. I can only recruit JUCOs who are interested in me before targeting them until I get to a two star prestige. (Made prior to Season Three): I can go after three JUCOs not interested in us originally throughout the year. Coaching: If my coach gets fired I must make a new coach to take over at the school. The coach progression rating is set at slow, so recruiting will be extremely hard each year because of this rule. While in a game, if I go down by twenty five plus points I have to sim the rest of the game. (Made prior to Season Three): My head coach only has to take another head coaching job if they are a prestige higher than us. Now it’s time to meet your Rhode Island Tech Crawfish (With proper pronunciations as well): QB: 66 OVR (RS) FR #3 Kingsly Harbord - QB/1 (Kings-Lee, Harbored) 64 OVR SO #10 Vincent Lemawnoper - QB/2 (Lemon-‘Nope’ with ‘R’ sound at end) 63 OVR (RS) FR #6 Olivieren Winkersonsman - QB/3 (‘O’-’Live’ like 'Live in a house'-’E’-Air-‘En’ like ‘Send’, Wink-‘er’ like ‘Her’-suns-man) RB: 68 OVR JR #22 Axel Rod - RB/1 64 OVR(RS) SR #35 Chet Dreedo - RB/2 (Read with ’D’ at beginning and ‘O’ at end) 63 OVR (RS) SO #5 Berevian Cinculous - RB/3 (‘Ber’ like ‘Her’-E-V-‘En’ like ‘Enter’,Seen-Q-‘Lust’ without the ‘T’ sound) 56 OVR SO #24 Pikaroo Oofsey - RB/4 (Pick-Uh-Roo, Oof+See) 53 OVR FR #33 Manahewey YoYo Jr. - RB/5 (‘Man’ like the Spanish word ‘Mano’-‘E’ like ‘shed’-Hue-E) FB: 61 OVR SR #38 Hambel Jibilator - FB (Ham-Bell, ‘Jib’ like ‘Jif’-Ill-Ate-Or) WR: 61 OVR SR #81 Newman Triffler - WR/1 (Try-‘Flurry’ without the ‘Y’) 60 OVR SR #13 Jingle Jangle - WR/2 59 OVR JR #83 Xavionathon Cortacious - WR/3 (Zavion-Uh-’Thon’ like ’Thunder’, Core-Tay-Sh-Us) 59 OVR SR #18 Thischick Coo - WR/4 (This-chick, ‘Cool’ without the ‘L’) 59 OVR SO #1 Stryphing Adamsmanson - WR/5 (Str-Eye-Fing) 57 OVR SR #2 Engredipus Derellie - WR/6 (‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Gr-Ed-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-’Pus’ like ‘Platypus’, Duh-‘Re’ like ‘Read’-Lee) 56 OVR (RS) SO #82 St. John Allenfrod - WR/7 (Allen-Fraud) 55 OVR (RS) FR #8 Jaether Fortuition - WR/8 (Jay-Th-‘Er’ like ‘Her’, For+Tuition) 55 OVR (RS) JR #13 Senator Adersons - WR/9 (Ad-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Sons) TE: 65 OVR (RS) SR #88 Howard G. Pepperoni - TE/1 55 OVR JR #85 Ipsy Graperpaper - TE/2 ‘Ip’ like ‘If’-See, Grape-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Paper) 51 OVR FR #89 Kawhis Laugh - TE/3 (‘Kawhi’s’ like ‘Kawhi’ Leonard) LT: 65 OVR (RS) SR #69 Ha Lol - LT/1 (Sounds like how you would text it) 57 OVR (RS) SO #59 Torbulan Edathion - LT/2 (Tore-‘Blue’ without the ‘L’ sound-‘Land’ without the ‘D’ sound, Ed-A-Th-E-‘On’ like ‘Son’) 54 OVR (RS) FR Iolapen Kiwiwi - LT/3 (I-O-Lap-‘En’ like ‘End’, Kiwi plus an extra ‘wi’) LG: 61 OVR SR #72 Harold Biggumsman - LG/1 (Big-Ums-Man) 58 OVR (RS) SO #74 Heteritaria Forebois - LG/2 (‘He’ like ‘Hen’-‘Ter’ like ’inter’-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-‘Tear’ like ‘Tear out hair’-E-Uh, For-Boi; the ‘S’ is silent) C: 65 OVR JR #65 Captain Jiggyigyigy - C/1 56 OVR (RS) SO #63 Brosephine Jones - C/2 (Bro-‘Said’ without the ‘D’ sound-Ph-‘En’ like Lean’) RG: 54 OVR SO #79 Gregacious Fartacious - RG/1 (Greg-A-Sh-Us, Fart-A-Sh-Us) 53 OVR FR #62 Aviato Taco - RG/2 (The sound you make when you scream-V-Auto) RT: 65 OVR JR #68 Charquitric Gragers - RT/1 (Char-Qu-’I’ like ‘Igloo’-Trick, ‘Rag’ with ‘G’ in front-Ers like ‘Thunders’) 65 OVR (RS) SO #67 Frosty D. Snowman - RT/2 53 OVR SO #77 Ostrich Blupper - RT/3 (Bl-’U’ like ‘Up’-Per) LE: 66 OVR SR #96 Yb Gnathl - LE/1 (‘Ib’ like ‘Bib’, ‘Nath’ like ‘Nash’ but with a ‘th’ sound instead of a ‘sh’ sound; the ‘G’ and ‘L’ are silent) 56 OVR SO #95 Portianale Scandinavio - LE/2 (Portion-Ale, Scan-Din-A-V-O) 54 OVR SR #55 Dafoil Narcot - LE/3 (Duh-Foil, ‘Nar’ like ‘Narcissist’-ko; The ‘t’ is silent) RE: 68 OVR SO #90 Borous Chincky - RE/1 (Bore-Us, Ch-Ink-E) 66 OVR (RS) SR #93 Freciomar Damubig - RE/2 (Free-C-O-Mar, Dam-You-Big) 64 OVR (RS) JR #54 Veruvio Juwaan - RE/3 (‘Ver’ like ‘Per’-’U’ like ‘Blue’-V-O, ‘Ju’ like ‘Jew’-’Wan’ like ‘Juan’) DT: 63 OVR SO #97 Hinsickle Albatraz - DT/1 (‘Him’ with ‘N’ instead of ‘M’-Sickle, Just sound out last name.) 62 OVR (RS) SO #99 Thicwandras Buttandro - DT/2 (Thick-‘Wan’ like ’Wander’-Dr-Us, Butt-’Un’ like Thunder’-Dr-O) 58 OVR SO #98 Zeebo Supreme - DT/3 (Z-Bow) 57 OVR JR #66 Slaftro Zorkele - DT/4 (‘Slaf’ like ‘Slab’-‘tro’ like ‘intro’, ‘Snorkel’ but with a ‘Z’ sound instead of a ‘Sn’ sound) 53 OVR (RS) FR #92 Rinlein Roadae - DT/5 (‘Rin’ like ‘Erin’-Lane, Row+Day) LOLB: 69 OVR JR #58 Wannamaker Mine - LOLB/1 (‘Wan’ like ‘Wander’-Uh-Make-’ur’ like ‘Burrow’) 67 OVR SO #53 Drolexander Kreaman - LOLB/2 (Dr-All-‘Exander’ like ‘Alexander’, Cr-E-Man) 59 OVR (RS) SO #49 Jamengro Platyproton - LOLB/3 (Juh-Men-Grow, ‘Platy’ like ‘Platypus’-Proton) 59 OVR (RS) FR #47 Talley Sungorden - LOLB/4 (Tally, Sung-Or-Den) MLB: 62 OVR SR #56 Firehydrant Larry - MLB/1 61 OVR FR #50 Ronsono Owowo - MLB/2 (Ron-Sun-O, O-Woah-Woah) 61 OVR JR #57 Hobele Yeppers - LB/MLB/3 (Hoe-Be-Lee, ‘Yep’ like in a text-’ers’ like ‘Thunders’) ROLB: 65 OVR (RS) JR #61 R’Kala Yobie - ROLB/1 (Are-Call-Uh, Yo-Be) 59 OVR SO #51 Prongo Quackenduck - ROLB/2 (Sound out the first name, Quack-‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Duck) 58 OVR (RS) FR #42 Theorety Plazey - ROLB/3 (Th-E-O-‘Re’ like ‘Red’-Tee, Pl-‘Aw’ like ‘Claw’-Z) 57 OVR (RS) FR #45 Hitt DeQuan - ROLB/4 (Hit, D-Quan) CB: 57 OVR SR #11 Salamander Feendoor - CB/1 (Fiend+door) 54 OVR (RS) SR #21 Lonko Friscalion - CB/2 (Lonzo but ‘K’ instead of ‘Z’, Frisk-Alley-’un’ like ’Thunder’) 54 OVR (RS) SR #25 Indigo Farquacia - CB/3 (Far-Qu-Aye-Sh-Uh) 52 OVR FR #29 Inckling Spotch - CB/4 (Ink-Ling, ‘Spotch’ like ‘Botch’ but with a ‘Sp’ sound instead of ‘B’) 52 OVR SO #26 Trecio Jordan - CB/5 (Tree-C-O) 51 OVR (RS) SR #28 Ofrencic Hynister - CB/6 (Off-’Ren’ like ‘Hen’-Sick, ‘Hin’ like ‘Sin’-Is-’Ter’ like ‘Her) FS: 68 OVR JR #32 Yoinkers McGee - FS/1 (’Oink’ with a ’Y’ sound in front-’Her’s’ without the ’H’) 67 OVR JR #37 Dresmand Koala - FS/2 (Desmond with an ‘R’) 60 OVR FR #20 Tricer Deviano - SS/3 (Try-‘Her’ but with a ‘C’ instead of an ‘H’, Dev-E-On-O) SS: 62 OVR JR #39 Fredrick Appletone XII - SS/1 (Fred+Rick, Apple-Ton) 53 OVR FR #9 Phlackalen Giorgion - SS/2 (Flack-uh-’len’ like Alex Len, Gee-Or-Gee-‘Un’ like ‘Thunder’) K: 72 OVR (RS) SO #94 John Johnson - K/1 P: 74 OVR (RS) SO #91 Wally Marty - P/1 (Wall Mart with ‘Y’ sound at end of both) If there are any questions about the pronunciations, or if you have suggestions, let me know. If you’re excited, then let’s get it! Week Two at #4 Wisconsin: Sunday __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Starting Over - A Cleveland Cavs Start Today MyLeague The Fall and Rise of Ohio State Basketball Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 09:12 PM.

06-01-2019, 04:28 PM	#4
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Team Records: Passing Spoiler Game: Yards: 1. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 452 (2014, Week 10), 2. Vincent Lemawnoper - 372 (2014, Week 8), 3. Kingsly Harbord - 338 (2013, Week 11) Touchdowns: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 3 (2013, Week 1), 2. Two Players - 2 (6x Total), 3. Three Players - 1 (7x Total) Season: Yards: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 2,633 (2013), 2. Vincent Lemawnoper - 1,256 (2014), 3. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 857 (2014) Touchdowns: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 9 (2013), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 6 (2014), 3. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 5 (2014) Career: Yards: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 3,440 (2013-2014), 2. Vincent Lemawnoper - 1,744 (2013-2014) 3. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 857 (2013-2014) Touchdowns: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 15 (2013-2014), 2. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 5 (2013-2014), 3. Vincent Lemawnoper - 2 (2013-2014) Rushing: Spoiler Game: Yards: 1. Axel Rod - 126 (2014, Week 14), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 107 (Twice), 3. Axel Rod - 87 (2014, Week 13) Touchdowns: 1. Two Players - 2 (2x Total), 2. Six Players - 1 (16x Total) Season: Yards: 1. Axel Rod - 519 (2014), 2. Axel Rod - 346 (2013), 3. Kingsly Harbord - 298 (2014) Touchdowns: 1. Two Players - 4 (2x Total), 2. Two Players - 3 (2x Total), 3. Two Players - 2 (2x Total) Career: Yards: 1. Axel Rod - 865 (2013-2014), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 295 (2013-2014), 3. Antsin Mapantz - 153 (2014) Touchdowns: 1. Axel Rod - 7 (2013-2014),2. Two Players - 4, 2. Antsin Mapantz - 2 Receiving: Spoiler Game: Receptions: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 12 (2014, Week 10), 2. St. John Allenfrod - 11 (2014, Week 8), 3. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 9 (2013, Week 10) Yards: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 149, 2. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 128 (2014, Week 8), 3. St. John Allenfrod - 123 (2014, Week 8) Touchdowns: 1. Two Players - 2 (2x Total), 2. Twelve Players - 1 (18x Total) Season: Receptions: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 68 (2013), 2. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 59 (2014), 3. St. John Allenfrod - 58 (2014) Yards: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 808 (2013), 2. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 719 (2014), 3. St. John Allenfrod - 676 (2014) Touchdowns: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 5 (2014), 2. Four Players - 2 (4x Total), 2. Nine Players - 1 (9x Total) Career: Receptions: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 127 (2013-2014), 2. Axel Rod - 66 (2013-2014), 3. St. John Allenfrod - 58 (2013-2014) Yards: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 1,527 (2013-2014), 2. Xavionathon Cortacious - 765 (2013-2014), 3. St. John Allenfrod - 676 (2013-2014) Touchdowns: 1. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 7 (2013-2014), 2. Three Players - 2 , 3. Nine Players - 1 Defensive: Spoiler Game: Interceptions: 1. Two Players - 2 (2x Total), 2. Six Players - 1 (12x Total) Sacks: 1. Two Players - 3.0 (2x Total), 2. Five Players - 2.0 (10x Total) Season: Interceptions: 1. Waivickley Predeen - 5 (2014), 2. Two Players - 3 (Twice), 3. Two Players - 2 (Twice) Sacks: 1. Two Players - 9.0 (2x Total), 2. Hinsickle Albatraz - 8.0 (2013), 3. Veruvio Juwaan - 7.0 (2014) Career: Interceptions: 1. Waivickley Predeen - 5 (2014), 2. Two Players - 3, 2. Two Players - 2 Sacks: 1. Hinsickle Albatraz - 17.0 (2013-2014), 2. Two Players - 9.0, 3.Veruvio Juwaan - 7.0 (2013-2014) __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Starting Over - A Cleveland Cavs Start Today MyLeague The Fall and Rise of Ohio State Basketball Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 08:42 PM.

06-01-2019, 04:29 PM	#5
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Rhode Island Tech Hall of Fame: 2013 Inductees: Spoiler Firehydrant Larry (2013): 59 SOLO TACK, 1 ATK, 60 TOT TACK, 1.0 SACK, 6 TFL, 4 PD, 2 INT Yb Gnathl (2013): 51 TOT TACK, 9.0 SACK, 19 TFL, 1 PD 2014 Inductees: Spoiler Axel Rod (2013-2014): 243-855, 7 TD; 66-576, TD R'Kala Yobie (2013-2014): 128 SOLO TACK, 1 ATK, 129 TOT TACK, 5.0 SACK, 18 TFL, 3 PD Yoinkers McGee (2013-2014): 108 SOLO TACK, 2 ATK, 110 TOT TACK, 1.0 SACK, 8 TFL, 8 PD Dresmand Koala (2013-2014): 133 SOLO TACK, 2 ATK, 135 TOT TACK, 2.0 SACK, 14 TFL, 9 PD __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Starting Over - A Cleveland Cavs Start Today MyLeague The Fall and Rise of Ohio State Basketball Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 09:07 PM.

06-02-2019, 04:39 PM	#6
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Thriller In Madison Sees Badgers Slip By September 7 Rhode Island Tech -- 31 #4 Wisconsin -- 38 What a first half! Rhode Island Tech goes into halftime up seven! I did not think I would get a lead this early in the dynasty, especially not against the number four ranked team. The whole time I was thinking two things: Eventually we’ll lose it and what happened to my settings. I swear I checked multiple times and they are the same settings as the first post! Incredible start from Kingsley Harbord, two TDs along with 153 yards. Axel Rod also having a nice first half, averaging 6.9 yards per carry. Borous Chincky, our best player not including special teams, has five tackles, three tackles for loss, and two sacks! In the first half! Amazing! The second half was looking just as good. The offense seemed like it could keep moving and the defense had the bend, don’t break mentality, and it was going perfectly. But those danged Badgers were just too good for us. Overall that might be the best performance we get out of this team for a long time in this dynasty. I was proud of everyone, and hopefully the momentum carries into next week versus Fresno State. Team Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 30 - 153 - 1 Passing Yards - TDs: 244 - 3 Total Offense: 397 3rd Down Conversion: 6-11 (54%) 4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 4 - 1 INT - Fumbles Lost: 1 - 0 Wisconsin: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 185 - 3 Passing Yards - TDs: 269 - 2 Total Offense: 454 3rd Down Conversion: 6-12 (50%) 4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 3 - 1 INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0 Player Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Passing: Kingsly Harbord: 23-38, 244 YDS, 3 TDs, INT, 60% Comp. Rushing: Axel Rod: 14-74, TD Kingsly Harbord: 11-64 Receiving: Thischick Coo: 5-55 Newman Triffler: 4-43 Stryphing Adamsmanson: 4-73 Howard G. Pepperoni: 2-7, 2 TDs Defensive: R’Kala Yobie: 8 TACK, 1 TFL Borous Chincky: 7 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK, 1 FF Yb Gnathl: 4 TACK, 3 TFL Wisconsin: Passing: Alex Hornibrook: 20-31, 269 YDS, 2 TDs, 64% Comp. Rushing: Jonathan Taylor: 20-134, 3 TDs Alex Hornibrook: 11-51 Receiving: Danny Davis III: 7-66 Jonathan Taylor: 5-76 A.J. Taylor: 3-71, TD Jake Ferguson: 2-16, TD Kendric Pryor: 2-36 Defensive: T.J. Edwards: 7 TACK, 3 TFL Ryan Connelly: 6 TACK, TFL Andrew Van Ginkel: 6 TACK, TFL IMG_0082.JPG Kingsly Harbord passes to Howard G. Pepperoni for the first touchdown in Rhode Island Tech history. IMG_0084.JPG Jonathan Taylor runs in untouched to tie the game at 14. IMG_0087.jpg Howard G. Pepperoni makes three guys miss to score his second TD of the game. IMG_0089.JPG D’Cota Dixon gets a clutch interception late in the game. IMG_0092.jpg Jonathan Taylor gets in with two seconds left to win the game against the Crawfish. Week Three at Fresno State: Tuesday __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Starting Over - A Cleveland Cavs Start Today MyLeague The Fall and Rise of Ohio State Basketball Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 03:02 PM.

06-04-2019, 06:48 PM	#7
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Crawfish Lose In Bad Fashion September 14 Rhode Island Tech -- 15 Fresno State -- 49 This first half wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t nearly as good as last week. This is mainly evident in the offense, as between the unusable running game and the terrible performance from Kingsly Harbord, but the defense hasn’t looked much better. Still, only giving up fourteen points thus far has kept us in the game. It’s only 14-7, so it’s still manageable. And then the second half was abysmal. Kingsly Harbord did step it up in the second half, but it wasn’t enough as we are just a bad team. The defense just couldn’t hold with lack of speed, agility, awareness, tackling, and coverage skills we will flat out won’t be able to compete. Last week seemed to be a fluke. 49-15 against Fresno State is just terrible, though. More is expected next week versus Boston College. Team Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 18 - 2 Passing Yards - TDs: 248 - 0 Total Offense: 266 3rd Down Conversion: 7-20 (35%) 4th Down Conversion: 1-1 (100%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-1 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 2 - 0 INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0 Fresno State: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 36 - 238 - 5 Passing Yards - TDs: 303 - 2 Total Offense: 541 3rd Down Conversion: 4-10 (40%) 4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 4 - 3 - 0 INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 1 Player Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Passing: Kingsly Harbord: 25-48, 248 YDS, 2 INT, 52% Comp. Rushing: Axel Rod: 13-35, TD Chet Dreedo: 5-7, TD Receiving: Jingle Jangle: 7-73 Stryphing Adamsmanson: 6-75 Howard G. Pepperoni: 5-47 Defensive: Yoinkers McGee: 8 TACK Fredrick Appletone XII & Firehydrant Larry: 5 TACK, TFL, SACK each Yb Gnathl: 5 TACK, 3 TFL, SACK Hinsickle Albatraz: 4 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK Fresno State: Passing: Marcus McMaryion: 15-19, 264 YDS, 2 TD, 78% Comp. Rushing: Josh Hokit: 11-181, 3 TDs Marcus McMaryion: 19-33, 2 TDs Receiving: Jamire Jordan: 5-146, 2 TDs Delvon Hardaway: 4-41 Michiah Quick: 3-60 Defensive: Jasad Haynes: 7 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK Wylan Free: 6 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK, 2 INT Kevin Atkins: 5 TACK, 4 TFL, 2 SACK Matthew Boateng & Jeffrey Allison: 5 TACK, TFL each IMG_0096.JPG Josh Hokit falls in for the Fresno State touchdown. IMG_0097.JPG Not one, not two, but three times now for Josh Hokit! IMG_0098.JPG The Craws look for something on offense with an Axel Rod TD carry. Week Four vs. Boston College: Wednesday __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Starting Over - A Cleveland Cavs Start Today MyLeague The Fall and Rise of Ohio State Basketball Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 03:02 PM.

06-05-2019, 02:08 AM	#8
Daonlyjmo7 MVP OVR: 0 Join Date: May 2014 Location: San Francisco, California	Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Love the idea! __________________ Check out my dynasty: Rise to the Top: The Coaching Career of Joshua Morgan (NCAA 14)

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