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IBMA · 06-01-2019, 03:26 PM

This rebuild will be fun (sarcasm alert). It’s derived from BlackJackXXI Sports YouTube/Twitch series where he basically made an impossible rebuild for himself with the Festivus College Jokers. He has many house rules and a terrible starting team that results in YEARS of misery from his team. I have modified some house rules and made up some of my own.

I’ve also taken from his book and renamed every single player to some type of funny or ironic name. As for the recruits coming in for years to come you guys will have a chance to have your very own player. More on that later in the season.

As for the house rules, here they are:
Scheduling:
Until I reach three star prestige I must schedule five preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least an A.
Once I reach three star prestige I only need to play three preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least a B+.

Recruiting:
I can only recruit at my prestige level or lower.
I can only recruit JUCOs who are interested in me before targeting them until I get to a two star prestige.
(Made prior to Season Three): I can go after three JUCOs not interested in us originally throughout the year.

Coaching:
If my coach gets fired I must make a new coach to take over at the school. The coach progression rating is set at slow, so recruiting will be extremely hard each year because of this rule.
While in a game, if I go down by twenty five plus points I have to sim the rest of the game.
(Made prior to Season Three): My head coach only has to take another head coaching job if they are a prestige higher than us.

Now it’s time to meet your Rhode Island Tech Crawfish (With proper pronunciations as well):
QB:
66 OVR (RS) FR #3 Kingsly Harbord - QB/1 (Kings-Lee, Harbored)
64 OVR SO #10 Vincent Lemawnoper - QB/2 (Lemon-‘Nope’ with ‘R’ sound at end)
63 OVR (RS) FR #6 Olivieren Winkersonsman - QB/3 (‘O’-’Live’ like 'Live in a house'-’E’-Air-‘En’ like ‘Send’, Wink-‘er’ like ‘Her’-suns-man)
RB:
68 OVR JR #22 Axel Rod - RB/1
64 OVR(RS) SR #35 Chet Dreedo - RB/2 (Read with ’D’ at beginning and ‘O’ at end)
63 OVR (RS) SO #5 Berevian Cinculous - RB/3 (‘Ber’ like ‘Her’-E-V-‘En’ like ‘Enter’,Seen-Q-‘Lust’ without the ‘T’ sound)
56 OVR SO #24 Pikaroo Oofsey - RB/4 (Pick-Uh-Roo, Oof+See)
53 OVR FR #33 Manahewey YoYo Jr. - RB/5 (‘Man’ like the Spanish word ‘Mano’-‘E’ like ‘shed’-Hue-E)
FB:
61 OVR SR #38 Hambel Jibilator - FB (Ham-Bell, ‘Jib’ like ‘Jif’-Ill-Ate-Or)
WR:
61 OVR SR #81 Newman Triffler - WR/1 (Try-‘Flurry’ without the ‘Y’)
60 OVR SR #13 Jingle Jangle - WR/2
59 OVR JR #83 Xavionathon Cortacious - WR/3 (Zavion-Uh-’Thon’ like ’Thunder’, Core-Tay-Sh-Us)
59 OVR SR #18 Thischick Coo - WR/4 (This-chick, ‘Cool’ without the ‘L’)
59 OVR SO #1 Stryphing Adamsmanson - WR/5 (Str-Eye-Fing)
57 OVR SR #2 Engredipus Derellie - WR/6 (‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Gr-Ed-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-’Pus’ like ‘Platypus’, Duh-‘Re’ like ‘Read’-Lee)
56 OVR (RS) SO #82 St. John Allenfrod - WR/7 (Allen-Fraud)
55 OVR (RS) FR #8 Jaether Fortuition - WR/8 (Jay-Th-‘Er’ like ‘Her’, For+Tuition)
55 OVR (RS) JR #13 Senator Adersons - WR/9 (Ad-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Sons)
TE:
65 OVR (RS) SR #88 Howard G. Pepperoni - TE/1
55 OVR JR #85 Ipsy Graperpaper - TE/2 ‘Ip’ like ‘If’-See, Grape-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Paper)
51 OVR FR #89 Kawhis Laugh - TE/3 (‘Kawhi’s’ like ‘Kawhi’ Leonard)
LT:
65 OVR (RS) SR #69 Ha Lol - LT/1 (Sounds like how you would text it)
57 OVR (RS) SO #59 Torbulan Edathion - LT/2 (Tore-‘Blue’ without the ‘L’ sound-‘Land’ without the ‘D’ sound, Ed-A-Th-E-‘On’ like ‘Son’)
54 OVR (RS) FR Iolapen Kiwiwi - LT/3 (I-O-Lap-‘En’ like ‘End’, Kiwi plus an extra ‘wi’)
LG:
61 OVR SR #72 Harold Biggumsman - LG/1 (Big-Ums-Man)
58 OVR (RS) SO #74 Heteritaria Forebois - LG/2 (‘He’ like ‘Hen’-‘Ter’ like ’inter’-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-‘Tear’ like ‘Tear out hair’-E-Uh, For-Boi; the ‘S’ is silent)
C:
65 OVR JR #65 Captain Jiggyigyigy - C/1
56 OVR (RS) SO #63 Brosephine Jones - C/2 (Bro-‘Said’ without the ‘D’ sound-Ph-‘En’ like Lean’)
RG:
54 OVR SO #79 Gregacious Fartacious - RG/1 (Greg-A-Sh-Us, Fart-A-Sh-Us)
53 OVR FR #62 Aviato Taco - RG/2 (The sound you make when you scream-V-Auto)
RT:
65 OVR JR #68 Charquitric Gragers - RT/1 (Char-Qu-’I’ like ‘Igloo’-Trick, ‘Rag’ with ‘G’ in front-Ers like ‘Thunders’)
65 OVR (RS) SO #67 Frosty D. Snowman - RT/2
53 OVR SO #77 Ostrich Blupper - RT/3 (Bl-’U’ like ‘Up’-Per)
LE:
66 OVR SR #96 Yb Gnathl - LE/1 (‘Ib’ like ‘Bib’, ‘Nath’ like ‘Nash’ but with a ‘th’ sound instead of a ‘sh’ sound; the ‘G’ and ‘L’ are silent)
56 OVR SO #95 Portianale Scandinavio - LE/2 (Portion-Ale, Scan-Din-A-V-O)
54 OVR SR #55 Dafoil Narcot - LE/3 (Duh-Foil, ‘Nar’ like ‘Narcissist’-ko; The ‘t’ is silent)
RE:
68 OVR SO #90 Borous Chincky - RE/1 (Bore-Us, Ch-Ink-E)
66 OVR (RS) SR #93 Freciomar Damubig - RE/2 (Free-C-O-Mar, Dam-You-Big)
64 OVR (RS) JR #54 Veruvio Juwaan - RE/3 (‘Ver’ like ‘Per’-’U’ like ‘Blue’-V-O, ‘Ju’ like ‘Jew’-’Wan’ like ‘Juan’)
DT:
63 OVR SO #97 Hinsickle Albatraz - DT/1 (‘Him’ with ‘N’ instead of ‘M’-Sickle, Just sound out last name.)
62 OVR (RS) SO #99 Thicwandras Buttandro - DT/2 (Thick-‘Wan’ like ’Wander’-Dr-Us, Butt-’Un’ like Thunder’-Dr-O)
58 OVR SO #98 Zeebo Supreme - DT/3 (Z-Bow)
57 OVR JR #66 Slaftro Zorkele - DT/4 (‘Slaf’ like ‘Slab’-‘tro’ like ‘intro’, ‘Snorkel’ but with a ‘Z’ sound instead of a ‘Sn’ sound)
53 OVR (RS) FR #92 Rinlein Roadae - DT/5 (‘Rin’ like ‘Erin’-Lane, Row+Day)
LOLB:
69 OVR JR #58 Wannamaker Mine - LOLB/1 (‘Wan’ like ‘Wander’-Uh-Make-’ur’ like ‘Burrow’)
67 OVR SO #53 Drolexander Kreaman - LOLB/2 (Dr-All-‘Exander’ like ‘Alexander’, Cr-E-Man)
59 OVR (RS) SO #49 Jamengro Platyproton - LOLB/3 (Juh-Men-Grow, ‘Platy’ like ‘Platypus’-Proton)
59 OVR (RS) FR #47 Talley Sungorden - LOLB/4 (Tally, Sung-Or-Den)
MLB:
62 OVR SR #56 Firehydrant Larry - MLB/1
61 OVR FR #50 Ronsono Owowo - MLB/2 (Ron-Sun-O, O-Woah-Woah)
61 OVR JR #57 Hobele Yeppers - LB/MLB/3 (Hoe-Be-Lee, ‘Yep’ like in a text-’ers’ like ‘Thunders’)
ROLB:
65 OVR (RS) JR #61 R’Kala Yobie - ROLB/1 (Are-Call-Uh, Yo-Be)
59 OVR SO #51 Prongo Quackenduck - ROLB/2 (Sound out the first name, Quack-‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Duck)
58 OVR (RS) FR #42 Theorety Plazey - ROLB/3 (Th-E-O-‘Re’ like ‘Red’-Tee, Pl-‘Aw’ like ‘Claw’-Z)
57 OVR (RS) FR #45 Hitt DeQuan - ROLB/4 (Hit, D-Quan)
CB:
57 OVR SR #11 Salamander Feendoor - CB/1 (Fiend+door)
54 OVR (RS) SR #21 Lonko Friscalion - CB/2 (Lonzo but ‘K’ instead of ‘Z’, Frisk-Alley-’un’ like ’Thunder’)
54 OVR (RS) SR #25 Indigo Farquacia - CB/3 (Far-Qu-Aye-Sh-Uh)
52 OVR FR #29 Inckling Spotch - CB/4 (Ink-Ling, ‘Spotch’ like ‘Botch’ but with a ‘Sp’ sound instead of ‘B’)
52 OVR SO #26 Trecio Jordan - CB/5 (Tree-C-O)
51 OVR (RS) SR #28 Ofrencic Hynister - CB/6 (Off-’Ren’ like ‘Hen’-Sick, ‘Hin’ like ‘Sin’-Is-’Ter’ like ‘Her)
FS:
68 OVR JR #32 Yoinkers McGee - FS/1 (’Oink’ with a ’Y’ sound in front-’Her’s’ without the ’H’)
67 OVR JR #37 Dresmand Koala - FS/2 (Desmond with an ‘R’)
60 OVR FR #20 Tricer Deviano - SS/3 (Try-‘Her’ but with a ‘C’ instead of an ‘H’, Dev-E-On-O)
SS:
62 OVR JR #39 Fredrick Appletone XII - SS/1 (Fred+Rick, Apple-Ton)
53 OVR FR #9 Phlackalen Giorgion - SS/2 (Flack-uh-’len’ like Alex Len, Gee-Or-Gee-‘Un’ like ‘Thunder’)
K:
72 OVR (RS) SO #94 John Johnson - K/1
P:
74 OVR (RS) SO #91 Wally Marty - P/1 (Wall Mart with ‘Y’ sound at end of both)

If there are any questions about the pronunciations, or if you have suggestions, let me know. If you’re excited, then let’s get it!

Week Two at #4 Wisconsin: Sunday

IBMA · 06-01-2019, 03:27 PM

Schedule:

2013:

Spoiler

2014:

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2015:

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2016:

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2017:

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IBMA · 06-01-2019, 03:28 PM

End of Season:

2013:

Spoiler

Recruits:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2013
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Shane Brown (68, COMMIT)	T	HS	Petersburg, VA	6'1	303
Eric Smith (67, COMMIT)	CB	JUCO	Sayreville, NJ	6'0	186
Ryan Moore (63, COMMIT)	G	HS	Dix Hills, NY	6'4	315
Matt Thompson (62, LOST)	K	HS	Milwuakee, WI	6'1	217
Chris Finley (64, COMMIT)	P	HS	Hazel Park, MI	6'0	191
William Horne (64, COMMIT)	MLB	HS	Danville, PA	6'1	222
Howard Parker (62, LOST)	FB	HS	El Cajon, CA	5'11	223
Cedric Leak (64, COMMIT)	C	HS	Breenbelt, MD	6'1	272
Cody Thompson (64, COMMIT)	G	JUCO	Wallingford Ctr, CT	6'3	290
John Petty (58, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Payson, UT	6'3	266
Nick Parrish (62, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Leisure City, FL	6'2	208
Jason Booth (62, COMMIT)	TE	HS	Ferndale, MD	6'4	228
Trey Morton (59, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Houston, TX	6'0	171
Jesse Washington (63, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'1	170
Robert Williams (59, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Conway, FL	6'3	211
Rudy Hall (56, LOST)	CB	HS	Poydras, LA	5'9	182
Jeff Hunter (57, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Marietta, GA	5'11	186
Brandon Collier (61, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Aurora, OH	6'2	223
Peter Lewis (60, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Greenwood, MS	6'2	255
Anthony Robinson (59, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Washington, NC	6'7	259
James Baker (57, COMMIT)	G	HS	Barre, VT	6'4	322
Mike Harrell (55, COMMIT)	FS	HS	Benbrook, TX	6'2	199
Teddy Bryant (52, COMMIT)	WR	HS	Redding, CA	6’2	212
Robert McKinney (60, COMMIT)	RB	JUCO	Portsmounth, NH	6'1	197
Vince Bryant (60, COMMIT)	TE	HS	New Haven, CT	6'4	227

Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2013
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Kingsly Harbord (67)	242-600	2633	10.8	239.3	57	9	20	75.5
Vincent Lemawnoper (64)	39-123	488	12.5	48.8	37	0	4	58.5
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Axel Rod (68)	113	346	3.0	20	1	3	28.8	2
Chet Dreedo (64)	19	49	2.5	12	0	2	4.0	0
Hambel Jibilator (61)	8	20	2.5	7	0	1	1.6	0
Berevian Cinculous (63)	2	4	2.0	3	0	0	0.3	0
Newman Triffler (61)	1	7	7.0	7	0	0	0.7	0
Jingle Jangle (60)	1	-2	-2.0	0	0	0	-0.1	1
Kingsly Harbord (67)	74	-3	0.0	17	0	1	-0.2	4
Vincent Lemawnoper (64)	10	-7	-0.7	6	0	0	-0.7	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Stryphing Adamsmanson (59)	68	808	11.8	2	34	12	67.3	185
Jingle Jangle (60)	47	601	12.7	1	27	12	50.0	132
Thischick Coo (59)	38	404	10.6	1	37	7	33.6	108
Axel Rod (68)	36	350	9.7	0	23	11	29.1	248
Newman Triffler (61)	24	429	12.6	1	57	19	42.9	181
Howard G. Pepperoni (65)	28	237	8.4	2	20	7	19.7	87
Xavionathon Cortacious (59)	10	136	13.6	0	25	4	11.3	0
Chet Dreedo (64)	9	62	6.8	0	23	3	5.1	53
Hambel Jibilator (61)	6	43	7.1	1	14	2	3.5	34
Engredipus Derellie (57)	3	34	11.3	1	14	2	3.4	9
Ipsy Graperpaper (55)	1	9	9.0	0	9	0	0.7	0
Berevian Cinculous (63)	1	8	8.0	0	8	0	0.7	12
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Dresmand Koala (67)	70	0	70	1.0	6	5	0	0
R'Kala Yobie (67)	67	1	68	2.0	10	2	0	0
Fredrick Appletone XII (62)	66	0	66	1.0	4	3	0	0
Lonko Friscalion (54)	65	0	65	0.0	2	5	2	0
Yoinkers McGee (68)	58	2	60	0.0	4	4	0	0
Firehydrant Larry (62)	59	1	60	1.0	6	4	2	0
Salamander Feendoor (57)	56	2	58	0.0	2	7	3	0
Yb Gnathl (66)	51	0	51	9.0	19	1	0	0
Hinsickle Albatraz (63)	48	0	48	8.0	19	3	0	0
Indigo Farquacia (54)	43	0	43	1.0	1	0	0	0
Borous Chincky (69)	26	0	26	5.0	8	0	0	0
Thickwandras Buttandro (62)	24	0	24	5.0	8	2	0	0
Inckling Spotch (52)	21	0	21	1.0	1	0	0	0
Wannamaker Mine (69)	18	1	19	2.0	5	0	0	0
Drolexander Kreaman (67)	17	0	17	0.0	0	0	0	0
Freciomar Damubig (66)	16	0	16	0.0	3	0	0	0
Hobele Yeppers (61)	9	1	10	0.0	0	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (61)	8	0	8	0.0	0	0	0	0
Zeebo Supreme (58)	5	0	5	0.0	2	0	0	0
Tricer Deviano (60)	4	0	4	0.0	0	0	0	0
Trecio Jordan (52)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
Veruvio Juwaan (64)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
Phlackalen Giorgion (53)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
John Johnson (72)	9	11	81%	37	15	15	100%	42

Schedule:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish 2013 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Aug 31	vs Bye
Sep 7	at #4 Wisconsin	Lost, 38-31
Sep 14	at Fresno State	Lost, 49-15
Sep 21	vs Boston College	Lost, 72-20
Sep 28	vs Bye
Oct 5	vs Virginia	Lost, 70-6
Oct 12	vs Toledo	Lost, 88-3
Oct 19	at #10 Penn State	Lost, 91-3
Oct 26	at Louisiana Tech	Lost, 52-14
Nov 2	vs Duke	Lost, 59-7
Nov 9	at #2 Clemson	Lost, 63-7
Nov 16	vs Bye
Nov 23	at #9 Auburn	Lost, 73-13
Nov 30	vs California	Lost, 70-14
Dec 7	at #16 TCU	Lost, 72-7

2014:

Spoiler

Recruits:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2014
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Marcus Freeman (65, COMMIT)	G	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'6	280
Brandon Washington (65, LOST)	T	HS	Plainview, TX	6'0	280
Rob Lewis (64, COMMIT)	FS	JUCO	Rochester, NH	6'0	175
Jared Nelson (64, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Detroit, MI	6'2	186
Chaz Paul (64, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	St. Charles, MO	6'1	233
Spencer Brown (64, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Novato, CA	6'1	252
Joseph Benson (64, COMMIT)	C	HS	Marathon, FL	6'3	295
Sam James (63, COMMIT)	C	HS	Santa Cruz, CA	6'2	291
George Scott (62, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Georgetown, SC	6'3	216
Tommy Hudson (62, COMMIT)	MLB	HS	Bonita Springs, FL	6'2	248
Ernest Osborn (62, COMMIT)	FB	HS	Hayward, CA	6'0	237
Paul Bryant (61, COMMIT)	QB	HS	Frostproof, FL	6'1	223
Jamie Barber (61, COMMIT)	QB	HS	Garden City, SC	6'0	194
Chris Lawson (61, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Cathedral City, CA	6'3	208
Chris Burch (60, COMMIT)	TE	HS	East Ridge, TN	6'7	242
John Walters (59, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Hampton, NH	6'0	204
Greg Johnson (59, LOST)	DT	HS	Tonawanda, NY	6'2	304
Kenny Owens (58, COMMIT)	HB	HS	West Chester, PA	5'11	211
Mike Coleman (57, Not Committed)	WR	HS	Denison, TX	5'10	174
Sidney Lynch (56, COMMIT)	DT	HS	Portsmouth, VA	6'1	264
Travis Atkins (56, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Longview, WA	6'0	167
Justin Bozeman (56, COMMIT)	CB	HS	East Wenatchee Beach, WA	5'9	180
Kyle Evans (56, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Parker, SC	6'0	225
Jesse Barbour (54, Not Committed)	WR	HS	Fort Belvoir, VA	6'1	204
J.J. Walker (54, Not Committed)	WR	HS	San Carlos, AZ	5'10	187

Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2014
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	108-271	1256	11.6	179.4	39	2	18	67.9
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	77-156	857	11.1	171.4	67	5	6	98.4
Kingsly Harbord (73)	79-151	807	10.2	161.4	35	6	12	94.4
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Axel Rod (72)	130	519	3.9	44	1	4	43.2	0
Kingsly Harbord (73)	62	298	4.8	40	3	3	59.6	0
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	44	66	1.5	27	1	1	8.2	0
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	49	95	1.9	12	0	0	19.0	5
Grendile Hawken (59)	15	37	2.4	11	0	4	3.0	1
Antsin Mapantz (60)	34	153	4.5	32	1	2	21.8	0
Berevian Cinculous (68)	19	36	1.8	9	0	0	3.0	0
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	1	0	0.0	0	0	0	0.0	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Stryphing Adamsmanson (64)	59	719	12.1	5	36	12	59.9	161
St. John Allenfrod (62)	58	676	11.6	2	39	15	56.3	126
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	44	629	14.2	0	35	22	52.4	146
Axel Rod (72)	30	246	8.2	1	67	5	20.5	221
Jaether Fortuition (60)	29	252	8.6	1	24	12	21.0	69
Eanson Kork (60)	23	231	10.0	2	23	7	19.2	104
Senator Adersons (59)	10	104	10.4	1	22	2	8.6	25
Berevian Cinculous (68)	4	21	5.2	0	9	0	1.7	17
Antsin Mapantz (60)	4	15	3.7	1	12	3	2.1	26
Kawhis Laugh (55)	2	29	14.5	0	22	1	0.5	1
Grendile Hawken (59)	1	-2	-2.0	0	0	0	-0.1	0
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Drolexander Kreaman (71)	89	4	93	3.0	7	1	0	0
Dresmand Koala (71)	63	2	65	1.0	8	4	0	0
R'Kala Yobie (70)	61	0	61	3.0	8	1	0	0
Yoinkers McGee (73)	50	0	50	1.0	4	4	0	0
Borous Chincky (73)	47	0	47	4.0	16	0	0	0
Fredrick Appletone XII (67)	48	0	48	1.0	6	2	0	0
Veruvio Juwaan (69)	43	2	45	7.0	13	0	0	0
Underfly Goro (67)	43	1	44	0.0	1	4	3	0
Waivickley Predeen (63)	35	1	36	0.0	0	6	5	2
Hinsickle Albatraz (69)	37	1	38	9.0	16	1	0	0
Kwando Juge (59)	33	2	35	1.0	2	1	0	0
Wannamaker Mine (75)	30	1	31	1.0	6	0	1	0
Thickwandras Buttandro (67)	13	0	13	1.0	4	0	0	0
Inckling Spotch (57)	13	0	13	0.0	0	0	0	0
Hobele Yeppers (66)	9	3	12	0.0	0	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (66)	14	2	16	0.0	1	0	0	0
Stank Biljoe (60)	6	0	6	0.0	3	0	0	0
Tricer Deviano (65)	7	0	7	0.0	1	1	0	0
Portianale Scandinavio (60)	3	0	3	1.0	1	0	0	0
California Sun (57)	3	0	4	0.0	1	0	0	0
Zeebo Supreme (62)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
Slaftro Zorkele (62)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Phlackalen Giorgion (57)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Master Domino (64)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
Jamengro Platyproton (63)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
Wally Marty (77)	6	12	50%	39	28	28	100%	46

Schedule

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish 2014 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Aug 30	vs BYE
Sep 6	vs Ball State	Won, 27-24
Sep 13	at #18 Arizona	Lost, 73-10
Sep 20	vs West Virginia	Lost, 46-14
Sep 27	at #2 Washington	Lost, 73-0
Oct 4	at #6 Penn State	Lost, 38-17
Oct 11	at #5 LSU	Lost, 69-3
Oct 18	vs FIU	Lost, 86-7
Oct 25	at Iowa State	Lost, 48-17
Nov 1	vs UTSA	Lost, 45-29
Nov 8	vs BYE
Nov 15	at #4 Texas A&M	Lost, 51-7
Nov 22	vs Idaho	Won, 49-17
Nov 29	vs New Mexico State	Won, 44-27
Dec 6	vs BYE

2015:

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Recruits:

Rhode Island Tech Recruiting Recruiting - 2015
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Lee Williams (68)	WR	JUCO	Point Pleasant, NJ	6'2	231
Doug McCray (67)	DE	JUCO	Wheeling, WV	6'4	252
Lynn Clifford (65)	P	HS	Alva, OK	6'1	216
David Brooks (65)	T	HS	Covington, WA	6'6	321
Thomas Guillory (64)	HB	JUCO	Coal Fork, WV	5'11	210
Buck King (64)	K	HS	Millville, NJ	6'4	206
Jesse Olson (62)	G	HS	Plantation, FL	6'3	290
Kasey Boyd (61)	C	HS	Leesville, LA	6'2	283
Jerry Montgomery (60)	WR	HS	Stafford, TX	6'2	194
Jared Young (60)	CB	HS	Athens, TX	5'11	185
Kevin Fry (60)	DT	HS	Mount Pleasant, TX	6'2	299
Jon Banks (58)	G	HS	Reading, PA	6'1	330
Steve Ward (58)	G	HS	Belmont, NC	6'5	296
Jimmy McCall (58)	QB	HS	Vivian, LA	6'3	234
Ryan Bailey (57)	OLB	HS	Benton Harbor, MI	6'0	226
Derek Pruitt (57)	CB	HS	Perry Heights, OH	6'1	181
Derrick Holt (56)	FS	HS	Laughlin, NV	6'1	194
Jayson Roach (56)	OLB	HS	Walnut Ridge, AR	6'2	245
Skyler Myrick (56)	DT	HS	Rosemead, CA	6'5	254
Teddy Joseph (56)	DT	HS	Perry, GA	6'5	278
Alfred Collier (55)	QB	HS	Denison, TX	5'11	187
Taylor Bradford (54)	DT	HS	Greece, NY	6'4	273

Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats Stats - 2015
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Kingsly Harbord (79)	271-503	3197	11.7	266.4	54	21	23	111.9
Vincent Lemawnoper (74)	1-2	15	15.0	1.6	15	0	0	113.0
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Antsin Mapantz (64)	195	794	4.0	41	1	11	66.1	1
Kingsly Harbord (79)	162	360	2.2	29	6	5	30.0	9
Berevian Cinculous (73)	22	65	2.9	24	1	0	5.4	0
Grendile Hawken (62)	11	41	3.7	8	0	1	3.4	0
Racktur Veevee (63)	2	22	11.0	18	0	0	1.8	0
Pikaroo Oofsey (64)	1	9	9.0	9	0	0	9.0	0
Jaether Fortuition (68)	6	2	0.3	6	0	0	0.1	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Jaether Fortuition (68)	65	745	11.4	4	39	11	62.0	191
Eanson Kork (64)	64	834	13.0	7	40	15	69.5	289
Stryphing Adamsmanson (68)	45	469	10.4	5	36	12	39.0	69
St. John Allenfrod (68)	42	530	12.6	1	40	3	44.1	178
Antsin Mapantz (64)	21	132	6.2	0	38	3	11.0	120
Racktur Veevee (63)	19	321	16.8	2	54	4	26.7	99
Zecho Portalpop (60)	5	67	13.4	1	24	1	6.7	24
Kawhis Laugh (58)	5	75	15.0	1	24	2	8.3	4
Berevian Cinculous (73)	4	9	2.2	0	8	1	0.7	23
Vendoule Lakerdude (57)	1	19	19.0	0	19	0	3.8	1
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Chungro Ahsu (65)	61	2	63	1.0	9	3	2	1
Tricer Deviano (65)	60	1	61	0.0	5	2	2	1
Prongo Quackenduck (68)	48	1	49	1.0	12	0	0	0
Drolexander Kreaman (75)	48	0	48	7.0	13	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (70)	43	1	44	1.0	8	3	0	0
Master Domino (68)	43	1	44	3.0	8	0	1	1
Exdee L. O'El (64)	41	0	41	0.0	2	4	1	0
Underfly Goro (71)	38	2	40	0.0	2	6	3	0
Stank Biljoe (64)	39	0	39	13.0	19	0	0	0
Waivickley Predeen (68)	30	1	31	0.0	0	5	4	1
Borous Chincky (77)	29	1	30	3.0	10	0	0	0
Hinsickle Albatraz (75)	20	1	21	5.0	9	1	0	0
Kwando Juge (63)	19	1	20	1.0	4	1	0	0
Inckling Spotch (61)	14	0	14	0.0	0	1	0	0
Yinstep Dreckor (63)	8	1	9	0.0	0	0	0	0
Thicwandras Buttandro (72)	8	0	8	1.0	2	0	0	0
Hitt DeQuan (69)	8	0	8	1.0	1	0	0	0
Talley Sungorden (67)	6	0	6	1.0	1	0	0	0
Favionathon Draingy (65)	3	1	4	0.0	1	0	0	0
Kot Couwouwou (64)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
Wally Marty (81)	16	19	84%	45	43	43	100%	91

Schedule:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish 2016 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Apr 29	vs BYE
Sep 5	vs ULM	Won, 30-21
Sep 12	at #8 Ohio State	Lost, 79-10
Sep 19	vs Texas State	Lost, 45-35
Sep 26	at #11 Boise State	Lost, 52-31
Oct 3	at #4 Florida	Lost, 61-20
Oct 10	vs Troy	Lost, 38-34
Oct 17	vs BYE
Oct 24	vs Ball State	Won, 28-21
Oct 29	vs South Alabama	Won, 45-27
Nov 7	at #10 Stanford	Lost, 41-27
Nov 14	vs Rice	Won, 34-27
Nov 21	at Arizona	Won, 31-28
Nov 28	at #13 Clemson	Lost, 41-24
Dec 5	vs BYE

2016:

Spoiler

Recruits:

Rhode Island Tech Recruiting Recruiting - 2016
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Jeff Lundy (70)	T	JUCO	Bainbridge, GA	6'6	261
Greg Young (70)	WR	JUCO	Aldine, TX	6'3	230
Johnny Robinson (69)	T	HS	Sidney, NE	6'6	325
Terry Redd (69)	HB	JUCO	Bloomsburg, PA	6'1	189
Brandon Robinson (67)	OLB	HS	Bell Gardens, CA	6'2	230
Shawn Bower (67)	G	HS	Manhattan Beach, CA	6'3	336
Matt Jackson (67)	ATH	JUCO	Jeannette, PA	6'0	171
Jeff Williams (65)	FS	HS	Santa Clarita, CA	6'0	208
Taylor Washington (65)	OLB	HS	Jackson, AL	6'2	234
Fred Carter (65)	G	HS	Kitchener, CN	6'0	321
Donald Booker (64)	CB	HS	El Monte, CA	6'2	171
Charles Clark (64)	OLB	HS	Oak Ridge, FL	6'3	240
Bobby Sampson (63)	CB	HS	The Woodlands, TX	6'1	168
Michael Jones (62)	MLB	HS	White Bear Lake, MN	6'1	218
Todd White (61)	DE	HS	Urbana, IL	6'2	230

Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2016
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Kingsly Harbord (87)	265-506	3,664	13.8	281.8	92	30	29	121.3
Olivieren Winkersonsman (80)	6-17	123	19.5	11.7	60	1	0	112.5
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Antsin Mapantz (70)	194	1,022	5.2	73	2	11	92.9	0
Kingsly Harbord (87)	210	669	3.1	39	7	9	51.4	8
Pikaroo Oofsey (68)	59	228	3.8	14	0	3	20.7	0
Dream Ting (64)	6	53	8.8	16	0	0	8.8	0
Grendile Hawken (67)	8	45	5.6	19	0	1	3.4	0
Olivieren Winkersonsman (80)	7	17	2.4	8	0	0	1.7	1
Frack Smoon (68)	2	9	4.5	10	0	0	0.6	0
Racktur Veevee (69)	1	8	8.0	8	0	0	0.6	1
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Eanson Kork (69)	79	1,108	14.0	10	39	15	85.2	259
Racktur Veevee (69)	63	948	15.0	10	71	10	72.9	325
Jather Foruition (75)	54	690	12.7	5	34	11	53.0	185
Frack Smoon (68)	44	576	13.0	2	75	11	44.3	149
Antsin Mapantz (70)	12	92	7.6	1	16	3	8.3	66
Pikaroo Oofsey (68)	7	206	29,4	3	92	1	18.7	178
Kawhis Laugh (62)	7	120	17.1	0	29	0	9.2	20
Dream Ting (64)	2	7	3.5	0	6	1	1.1	14
Zecho Portalpop (65)	2	27	13.5	0	18	3	2.0	6
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Chungro Ahsu (71)	75	2	77	0.0	12	9	2	0
Kwando Juge (66)	61	2	63	2.0	9	3	2	0
Tricer Deviano (73)	55	5	60	2.0	5	5	5	0
Ronsono Owowo (75)	57	3	60	6.0	15	0	0	0
Hitt DeQuan (76)	52	2	54	6.0	20	0	0	0
Master Domino (72)	44	0	44	2.0	7	1	2	1
Waivickley Predeen (73)	42	1	43	0.0	5	9	3	0
Exdee L. O'El (69)	36	3	39	0.0	0	9	2	1
Talley Sungorden (72)	34	2	36	3.0	5	1	0	0
Stank Biljoe (68)	33	0	33	9.0	17	0	0	0
Kot Couwouwou (68)	26	4	30	9.0	14	0	0	0
Rinlein Rodae (67)	25	0	25	8.0	13	0	0	0
Theorety Plazey (72)	22	1	23	1.0	3	1	0	0
Jacklybruh Quio (69)	17	1	18	0.0	0	0	0	0
Yinstep Dreckor (67)	18	0	18	1.0	4	0	0	0
Zimbabwe Keke (66)	12	2	14	0.0	1	0	0	0
Inckling Spotch (64)	13	1	14	0.0	1	1	0	0
Zandro Pfeek (67)	10	1	11	2.0	4	0	0	0
Brondagey Sepienquader (61)	7	0	7	2.0	2	0	0	0
Quiznos Shoppe (66)	7	0	7	0.0	3	0	0	0
California Sun (64)	4	0	4	0.0	0	0	0	0
Favionathon Draingey (69)	4	0	4	0.0	0	0	0	0
Aabor Roomba (60)	2	0	2	0.0	1	0	0	0
Apalando Keysill (67)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Jilly Standoff (63)	0	0	0	0.0	0	0	1	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
Howbout Det	18	19	94%	44	55	55	100%	109

Schedule:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish 2016 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Aug 28	vs BYE
Sep 1	vs Bowling Green State	Lost, 48-41
Sep 10	at #22 Iowa State	Lost, 38-7
Sep 17	vs UNLV	Won, 52-28
Sep 24	at #21 Baylor	Lost, 52-42
Oct 1	vs Nevada	Won, 55-45
Oct 8	at #3 Notre Dame	Lost, 77-42
Oct 15	vs Uconn	Won, 27-7
Oct 22	vs BYE
Oct 29	vs SMU	Won, 52-13
Nov 5	at Duke	Won, 45-35
Nov 12	at #1 Georgia	Lost, 58-9
Nov 19	vs Ohio	Won, 50-44
Nov 26	at #14 UCLA	Won, 21-17
Dec 3	vs BYE
Dec 21	at #18 Boise State (Poinsettia Bowl)	Lost, 44-10

IBMA · 06-01-2019, 03:28 PM

Team Records:

Passing

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Rushing:

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Receiving:

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Defensive:

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IBMA · 06-01-2019, 03:29 PM

Rhode Island Tech Hall of Fame:

2013 Inductees:

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2014 Inductees:

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2015 Inductees:

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2016 Inductees:

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IBMA · 06-02-2019, 03:39 PM

Thriller In Madison Sees Badgers Slip By

September 7

Rhode Island Tech -- 31
#4 Wisconsin -- 38

What a first half! Rhode Island Tech goes into halftime up seven! I did not think I would get a lead this early in the dynasty, especially not against the number four ranked team. The whole time I was thinking two things: Eventually we’ll lose it and what happened to my settings. I swear I checked multiple times and they are the same settings as the first post! Incredible start from Kingsley Harbord, two TDs along with 153 yards. Axel Rod also having a nice first half, averaging 6.9 yards per carry. Borous Chincky, our best player not including special teams, has five tackles, three tackles for loss, and two sacks! In the first half! Amazing!

The second half was looking just as good. The offense seemed like it could keep moving and the defense had the bend, don’t break mentality, and it was going perfectly. But those danged Badgers were just too good for us. Overall that might be the best performance we get out of this team for a long time in this dynasty. I was proud of everyone, and hopefully the momentum carries into next week versus Fresno State.

Team Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 30 - 153 - 1
Passing Yards - TDs: 244 - 3
Total Offense: 397
3rd Down Conversion: 6-11 (54%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 4 - 1
INT - Fumbles Lost: 1 - 0

Wisconsin:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 185 - 3
Passing Yards - TDs: 269 - 2
Total Offense: 454
3rd Down Conversion: 6-12 (50%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 3 - 1
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0

Player Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 23-38, 244 YDS, 3 TDs, INT, 60% Comp.
Rushing:
Axel Rod: 14-74, TD
Kingsly Harbord: 11-64
Receiving:
Thischick Coo: 5-55
Newman Triffler: 4-43
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 4-73
Howard G. Pepperoni: 2-7, 2 TDs
Defensive:
R’Kala Yobie: 8 TACK, 1 TFL
Borous Chincky: 7 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK, 1 FF
Yb Gnathl: 4 TACK, 3 TFL

Wisconsin:
Passing:
Alex Hornibrook: 20-31, 269 YDS, 2 TDs, 64% Comp.
Rushing:
Jonathan Taylor: 20-134, 3 TDs
Alex Hornibrook: 11-51
Receiving:
Danny Davis III: 7-66
Jonathan Taylor: 5-76
A.J. Taylor: 3-71, TD
Jake Ferguson: 2-16, TD
Kendric Pryor: 2-36
Defensive:
T.J. Edwards: 7 TACK, 3 TFL
Ryan Connelly: 6 TACK, TFL
Andrew Van Ginkel: 6 TACK, TFL

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Kingsly Harbord passes to Howard G. Pepperoni for the first touchdown in
Rhode Island Tech history.

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Jonathan Taylor runs in untouched to tie the game at 14.

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Howard G. Pepperoni makes three guys miss to score his second TD of the game.

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D’Cota Dixon gets a clutch interception late in the game.

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Jonathan Taylor gets in with two seconds left to win the game against the Crawfish.

Week Three at Fresno State: Tuesday

IBMA · 06-04-2019, 05:48 PM

Crawfish Lose In Bad Fashion

September 14

Rhode Island Tech -- 15
Fresno State -- 49

This first half wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t nearly as good as last week. This is mainly evident in the offense, as between the unusable running game and the terrible performance from Kingsly Harbord, but the defense hasn’t looked much better. Still, only giving up fourteen points thus far has kept us in the game. It’s only 14-7, so it’s still manageable.

And then the second half was abysmal. Kingsly Harbord did step it up in the second half, but it wasn’t enough as we are just a bad team. The defense just couldn’t hold with lack of speed, agility, awareness, tackling, and coverage skills we will flat out won’t be able to compete. Last week seemed to be a fluke. 49-15 against Fresno State is just terrible, though. More is expected next week versus Boston College.

Team Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 18 - 2
Passing Yards - TDs: 248 - 0
Total Offense: 266
3rd Down Conversion: 7-20 (35%)
4th Down Conversion: 1-1 (100%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-1 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 2 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0

Fresno State:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 36 - 238 - 5
Passing Yards - TDs: 303 - 2
Total Offense: 541
3rd Down Conversion: 4-10 (40%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 4 - 3 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 1

Player Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 25-48, 248 YDS, 2 INT, 52% Comp.
Rushing:
Axel Rod: 13-35, TD
Chet Dreedo: 5-7, TD
Receiving:
Jingle Jangle: 7-73
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 6-75
Howard G. Pepperoni: 5-47
Defensive:
Yoinkers McGee: 8 TACK
Fredrick Appletone XII & Firehydrant Larry: 5 TACK, TFL, SACK each
Yb Gnathl: 5 TACK, 3 TFL, SACK
Hinsickle Albatraz: 4 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK

Fresno State:
Passing:
Marcus McMaryion: 15-19, 264 YDS, 2 TD, 78% Comp.
Rushing:
Josh Hokit: 11-181, 3 TDs
Marcus McMaryion: 19-33, 2 TDs
Receiving:
Jamire Jordan: 5-146, 2 TDs
Delvon Hardaway: 4-41
Michiah Quick: 3-60
Defensive:
Jasad Haynes: 7 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK
Wylan Free: 6 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK, 2 INT
Kevin Atkins: 5 TACK, 4 TFL, 2 SACK
Matthew Boateng & Jeffrey Allison: 5 TACK, TFL each

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Josh Hokit falls in for the Fresno State touchdown.

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Not one, not two, but three times now for Josh Hokit!

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The Craws look for something on offense with an Axel Rod TD carry.

Week Four vs. Boston College: Wednesday

Daonlyjmo7 · 06-05-2019, 01:08 AM

Love the idea!

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06-01-2019, 03:26 PM	#1
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty This rebuild will be fun (sarcasm alert). It’s derived from BlackJackXXI Sports YouTube/Twitch series where he basically made an impossible rebuild for himself with the Festivus College Jokers. He has many house rules and a terrible starting team that results in YEARS of misery from his team. I have modified some house rules and made up some of my own. I’ve also taken from his book and renamed every single player to some type of funny or ironic name. As for the recruits coming in for years to come you guys will have a chance to have your very own player. More on that later in the season. As for the house rules, here they are: Scheduling: Until I reach three star prestige I must schedule five preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least an A. Once I reach three star prestige I only need to play three preseason top twenty five opponents and have a Strength of Schedule of at least a B+. Recruiting: I can only recruit at my prestige level or lower. I can only recruit JUCOs who are interested in me before targeting them until I get to a two star prestige. (Made prior to Season Three): I can go after three JUCOs not interested in us originally throughout the year. Coaching: If my coach gets fired I must make a new coach to take over at the school. The coach progression rating is set at slow, so recruiting will be extremely hard each year because of this rule. While in a game, if I go down by twenty five plus points I have to sim the rest of the game. (Made prior to Season Three): My head coach only has to take another head coaching job if they are a prestige higher than us. Now it’s time to meet your Rhode Island Tech Crawfish (With proper pronunciations as well): QB: 66 OVR (RS) FR #3 Kingsly Harbord - QB/1 (Kings-Lee, Harbored) 64 OVR SO #10 Vincent Lemawnoper - QB/2 (Lemon-‘Nope’ with ‘R’ sound at end) 63 OVR (RS) FR #6 Olivieren Winkersonsman - QB/3 (‘O’-’Live’ like 'Live in a house'-’E’-Air-‘En’ like ‘Send’, Wink-‘er’ like ‘Her’-suns-man) RB: 68 OVR JR #22 Axel Rod - RB/1 64 OVR(RS) SR #35 Chet Dreedo - RB/2 (Read with ’D’ at beginning and ‘O’ at end) 63 OVR (RS) SO #5 Berevian Cinculous - RB/3 (‘Ber’ like ‘Her’-E-V-‘En’ like ‘Enter’,Seen-Q-‘Lust’ without the ‘T’ sound) 56 OVR SO #24 Pikaroo Oofsey - RB/4 (Pick-Uh-Roo, Oof+See) 53 OVR FR #33 Manahewey YoYo Jr. - RB/5 (‘Man’ like the Spanish word ‘Mano’-‘E’ like ‘shed’-Hue-E) FB: 61 OVR SR #38 Hambel Jibilator - FB (Ham-Bell, ‘Jib’ like ‘Jif’-Ill-Ate-Or) WR: 61 OVR SR #81 Newman Triffler - WR/1 (Try-‘Flurry’ without the ‘Y’) 60 OVR SR #13 Jingle Jangle - WR/2 59 OVR JR #83 Xavionathon Cortacious - WR/3 (Zavion-Uh-’Thon’ like ’Thunder’, Core-Tay-Sh-Us) 59 OVR SR #18 Thischick Coo - WR/4 (This-chick, ‘Cool’ without the ‘L’) 59 OVR SO #1 Stryphing Adamsmanson - WR/5 (Str-Eye-Fing) 57 OVR SR #2 Engredipus Derellie - WR/6 (‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Gr-Ed-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-’Pus’ like ‘Platypus’, Duh-‘Re’ like ‘Read’-Lee) 56 OVR (RS) SO #82 St. John Allenfrod - WR/7 (Allen-Fraud) 55 OVR (RS) FR #8 Jaether Fortuition - WR/8 (Jay-Th-‘Er’ like ‘Her’, For+Tuition) 55 OVR (RS) JR #13 Senator Adersons - WR/9 (Ad-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Sons) TE: 65 OVR (RS) SR #88 Howard G. Pepperoni - TE/1 55 OVR JR #85 Ipsy Graperpaper - TE/2 ‘Ip’ like ‘If’-See, Grape-‘Er’ like ‘Her’-Paper) 51 OVR FR #89 Kawhis Laugh - TE/3 (‘Kawhi’s’ like ‘Kawhi’ Leonard) LT: 65 OVR (RS) SR #69 Ha Lol - LT/1 (Sounds like how you would text it) 57 OVR (RS) SO #59 Torbulan Edathion - LT/2 (Tore-‘Blue’ without the ‘L’ sound-‘Land’ without the ‘D’ sound, Ed-A-Th-E-‘On’ like ‘Son’) 54 OVR (RS) FR Iolapen Kiwiwi - LT/3 (I-O-Lap-‘En’ like ‘End’, Kiwi plus an extra ‘wi’) LG: 61 OVR SR #72 Harold Biggumsman - LG/1 (Big-Ums-Man) 58 OVR (RS) SO #74 Heteritaria Forebois - LG/2 (‘He’ like ‘Hen’-‘Ter’ like ’inter’-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-‘Tear’ like ‘Tear out hair’-E-Uh, For-Boi; the ‘S’ is silent) C: 65 OVR JR #65 Captain Jiggyigyigy - C/1 56 OVR (RS) SO #63 Brosephine Jones - C/2 (Bro-‘Said’ without the ‘D’ sound-Ph-‘En’ like Lean’) RG: 54 OVR SO #79 Gregacious Fartacious - RG/1 (Greg-A-Sh-Us, Fart-A-Sh-Us) 53 OVR FR #62 Aviato Taco - RG/2 (The sound you make when you scream-V-Auto) RT: 65 OVR JR #68 Charquitric Gragers - RT/1 (Char-Qu-’I’ like ‘Igloo’-Trick, ‘Rag’ with ‘G’ in front-Ers like ‘Thunders’) 65 OVR (RS) SO #67 Frosty D. Snowman - RT/2 53 OVR SO #77 Ostrich Blupper - RT/3 (Bl-’U’ like ‘Up’-Per) LE: 66 OVR SR #96 Yb Gnathl - LE/1 (‘Ib’ like ‘Bib’, ‘Nath’ like ‘Nash’ but with a ‘th’ sound instead of a ‘sh’ sound; the ‘G’ and ‘L’ are silent) 56 OVR SO #95 Portianale Scandinavio - LE/2 (Portion-Ale, Scan-Din-A-V-O) 54 OVR SR #55 Dafoil Narcot - LE/3 (Duh-Foil, ‘Nar’ like ‘Narcissist’-ko; The ‘t’ is silent) RE: 68 OVR SO #90 Borous Chincky - RE/1 (Bore-Us, Ch-Ink-E) 66 OVR (RS) SR #93 Freciomar Damubig - RE/2 (Free-C-O-Mar, Dam-You-Big) 64 OVR (RS) JR #54 Veruvio Juwaan - RE/3 (‘Ver’ like ‘Per’-’U’ like ‘Blue’-V-O, ‘Ju’ like ‘Jew’-’Wan’ like ‘Juan’) DT: 63 OVR SO #97 Hinsickle Albatraz - DT/1 (‘Him’ with ‘N’ instead of ‘M’-Sickle, Just sound out last name.) 62 OVR (RS) SO #99 Thicwandras Buttandro - DT/2 (Thick-‘Wan’ like ’Wander’-Dr-Us, Butt-’Un’ like Thunder’-Dr-O) 58 OVR SO #98 Zeebo Supreme - DT/3 (Z-Bow) 57 OVR JR #66 Slaftro Zorkele - DT/4 (‘Slaf’ like ‘Slab’-‘tro’ like ‘intro’, ‘Snorkel’ but with a ‘Z’ sound instead of a ‘Sn’ sound) 53 OVR (RS) FR #92 Rinlein Roadae - DT/5 (‘Rin’ like ‘Erin’-Lane, Row+Day) LOLB: 69 OVR JR #58 Wannamaker Mine - LOLB/1 (‘Wan’ like ‘Wander’-Uh-Make-’ur’ like ‘Burrow’) 67 OVR SO #53 Drolexander Kreaman - LOLB/2 (Dr-All-‘Exander’ like ‘Alexander’, Cr-E-Man) 59 OVR (RS) SO #49 Jamengro Platyproton - LOLB/3 (Juh-Men-Grow, ‘Platy’ like ‘Platypus’-Proton) 59 OVR (RS) FR #47 Talley Sungorden - LOLB/4 (Tally, Sung-Or-Den) MLB: 62 OVR SR #56 Firehydrant Larry - MLB/1 61 OVR FR #50 Ronsono Owowo - MLB/2 (Ron-Sun-O, O-Woah-Woah) 61 OVR JR #57 Hobele Yeppers - LB/MLB/3 (Hoe-Be-Lee, ‘Yep’ like in a text-’ers’ like ‘Thunders’) ROLB: 65 OVR (RS) JR #61 R’Kala Yobie - ROLB/1 (Are-Call-Uh, Yo-Be) 59 OVR SO #51 Prongo Quackenduck - ROLB/2 (Sound out the first name, Quack-‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Duck) 58 OVR (RS) FR #42 Theorety Plazey - ROLB/3 (Th-E-O-‘Re’ like ‘Red’-Tee, Pl-‘Aw’ like ‘Claw’-Z) 57 OVR (RS) FR #45 Hitt DeQuan - ROLB/4 (Hit, D-Quan) CB: 57 OVR SR #11 Salamander Feendoor - CB/1 (Fiend+door) 54 OVR (RS) SR #21 Lonko Friscalion - CB/2 (Lonzo but ‘K’ instead of ‘Z’, Frisk-Alley-’un’ like ’Thunder’) 54 OVR (RS) SR #25 Indigo Farquacia - CB/3 (Far-Qu-Aye-Sh-Uh) 52 OVR FR #29 Inckling Spotch - CB/4 (Ink-Ling, ‘Spotch’ like ‘Botch’ but with a ‘Sp’ sound instead of ‘B’) 52 OVR SO #26 Trecio Jordan - CB/5 (Tree-C-O) 51 OVR (RS) SR #28 Ofrencic Hynister - CB/6 (Off-’Ren’ like ‘Hen’-Sick, ‘Hin’ like ‘Sin’-Is-’Ter’ like ‘Her) FS: 68 OVR JR #32 Yoinkers McGee - FS/1 (’Oink’ with a ’Y’ sound in front-’Her’s’ without the ’H’) 67 OVR JR #37 Dresmand Koala - FS/2 (Desmond with an ‘R’) 60 OVR FR #20 Tricer Deviano - SS/3 (Try-‘Her’ but with a ‘C’ instead of an ‘H’, Dev-E-On-O) SS: 62 OVR JR #39 Fredrick Appletone XII - SS/1 (Fred+Rick, Apple-Ton) 53 OVR FR #9 Phlackalen Giorgion - SS/2 (Flack-uh-’len’ like Alex Len, Gee-Or-Gee-‘Un’ like ‘Thunder’) K: 72 OVR (RS) SO #94 John Johnson - K/1 P: 74 OVR (RS) SO #91 Wally Marty - P/1 (Wall Mart with ‘Y’ sound at end of both) If there are any questions about the pronunciations, or if you have suggestions, let me know. If you’re excited, then let’s get it! Week Two at #4 Wisconsin: Sunday __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 08:12 PM.

06-01-2019, 03:28 PM	#4
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Team Records: Passing Spoiler Game: Yards: 1. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 452 (2014, Week 10), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 406 (2016, Week 7), 3. Kingsly Harbord - 389 (2015, Week 5) Touchdowns: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 5 (2016, Week 11), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 4 (3x), 3. Kingsly Harbord - 3 (6x) Season: Yards: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 3,664 (2016), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 3,197 (2015), 3. Kingsly Harbord - 2,633 (2013) Touchdowns: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 30 (2016), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 21 (2015), 3. Kornelius Weatherfall - 13 (2017) Career: Yards: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 10,300 (2013-2016), 2. Kornelius Weatherfall - 1,835 (2017), 3. Vincent Lemawnoper - 1,759 (2013-2015) Touchdowns: 1. Kingsly Harbord - 66 (2013-2016), 2. Kornelius Weatherfall - 13 (2017), 3. Olivieren Winkersonsman - 6 (2013-2016) Rushing: Spoiler Game: Yards: 1. Antsin Mapantz - 181 (2016, Week 13), 2. Antsin Mapantz - 176 (2016, Week 11), 3. Antsin Mapantz - 134 (2016, Week 10) Touchdowns: 1. Antsin Mapantz - 4 (2015, Week 10), 2. Three Players - 3 (4x Total), 3. Three Players - 2 (10x Total) Season: Yards: 1. Antsin Mapantz - 1,022 (2016), 2. Antsin Mapantz - 794 (2015), 3. Kingsly Harbord - 669 (2016) Touchdowns: 1. Antsin Mapantz - 11 (2x), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 9 (2016), 3. Kornelius Weatherfall - 6 (2017) Career: Yards: 1. Antsin Mapantz - 1,969 (2014-2016), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 1,324 (2013-2016), 3. Axel Rod - 865 (2013-2014) Touchdowns: 1. Antsin Mapantz - 24 (2014-2016), 2. Kingsly Harbord - 18 (2013-2016), 3. Axel Rod - 7 (2013-2014) Receiving: Spoiler Game: Receptions: 1. Two Players - 12 (2x Total), 2. St. John Allenfrod - 11 (2014, Week 8), 3. Two Players - 10 (3x Total) Yards: 1. Pikaroo Oofsey - 181 (2016, Week 7), 2. Eanson Kork - 170 (2016, Week 10), 3. Eanson Kork - 156 (2016, Week 7) Touchdowns: 1. Two Players - 3 (2x Total), 2. Five Players - 2 (7x Total), 3. Eighteen Players - 1 (62x Total) Season: Receptions: 1. Eanson Kork - 79 (2016), 2. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 68 (2013), 3. Jaether Fortuition - 65 (2015) Yards: 1. Eanson Kork - 1,108 (2016), 2. Racktur Veevee - 948 (2016), 3. Eanson Kork - 834 (2015) Touchdowns: 1. Two Players - 10 (2x Total), 2. Eanson Kork - 7 (2015), 3. Two Players - 5 (3x Total) Career: Receptions: 1. Eanon Kork - 201 (2014-2017), 2. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 172 (2013-2015), 3. Jather Fortuition - 148 (2013-2016) Yards: 1. Eanson Kork - 2,708 (2014-2017), 2. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 1,996 (2013-2015), 3. Jaether Fortuition - 1,687 (2014-2016) Touchdowns: 1. Eanson Kork - 21 (2014-2017), 2. Racktur Veevee - 16 (2015-2017), 3. Stryphing Adamsmanson - 12 (2013-2015) Defensive: Spoiler Game: Interceptions: 1. Three Players - 2 (5x Total), 2. Thirteen Players - 1 (36x Total) Sacks: 1. Three Players - 3.0 (3x Total), 2. Fourteen Players - 2.0 (29x Total) Season: Interceptions: 1. Two Players - 5 (2x Total), 2. Waivickley Predeen - 4 (2015), 3. Three Players - 3 (4x Total) Sacks: 1. Stank Biljoe - 13.0 (2015), 2. Four Players - 9.0 (4x Total), 3. Two Players - 8.0 (2x Total) Career: Interceptions: 1. Waivickley Predeen - 13 (2014-2017), 2. Tricer Deviano - 7 (2013-2016), 3. Two Players - 6 Sacks: 1. Stank Biljoe - 24.0 (2014-2017), 2. Hinsickle Albatraz - 22.0 (2013-2015), 3. Kot Couwouwou - 15.0 (2015-2017) __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Last edited by IBMA; 06-27-2021 at 04:42 PM.

06-01-2019, 03:29 PM	#5
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Rhode Island Tech Hall of Fame: 2013 Inductees: Spoiler Firehydrant Larry (2013): 59 SOLO TACK, 1 ATK, 60 TOT TACK, 1.0 SACK, 6 TFL, 4 PD, 2 INT Yb Gnathl (2013): 51 TOT TACK, 9.0 SACK, 19 TFL, 1 PD 2014 Inductees: Spoiler Axel Rod (2013-2014): 243-855, 7 TD; 66-576, TD R'Kala Yobie (2013-2014): 128 SOLO TACK, 1 ATK, 129 TOT TACK, 5.0 SACK, 18 TFL, 3 PD Yoinkers McGee (2013-2014): 108 SOLO TACK, 2 ATK, 110 TOT TACK, 1.0 SACK, 8 TFL, 8 PD Dresmand Koala (2013-2014): 133 SOLO TACK, 2 ATK, 135 TOT TACK, 2.0 SACK, 14 TFL, 9 PD 2015 Inductees: Spoiler Hinsickle Albatraz (2013-2015): 105 SOLO, 2 ATK, 107 TOT TACK, 22.0 SACK, 44 TFL, 5 PD Stryphing Adamasmanson (2013-2015): 172-1,996, 11.6 AVG, 12 TD Borous Chincky (2013-2015): 102 SOLO, 1 ATK, 103 TOT TACK, 12.0 SACK, 34 TFL 2016 Inductees: Spoiler Kingsly Harbord (2013-2016): 857-1,760, 10,301 YDS, 66 TD, 84 INT; 508-1,324, 18 TD Antsin Mapantz (2014-2016): 423-1,969, 24 TD; 37-239, 2 TD Tricer Deviano (2013-2016): 120 SOLO TACK, 6 ATK, 126 TOT TACK, 2.0 SACK, 11 TFL, 8 PD, 9 INT, TD __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Last edited by IBMA; 06-12-2021 at 12:12 AM.

06-02-2019, 03:39 PM	#6
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Thriller In Madison Sees Badgers Slip By September 7 Rhode Island Tech -- 31 #4 Wisconsin -- 38 What a first half! Rhode Island Tech goes into halftime up seven! I did not think I would get a lead this early in the dynasty, especially not against the number four ranked team. The whole time I was thinking two things: Eventually we’ll lose it and what happened to my settings. I swear I checked multiple times and they are the same settings as the first post! Incredible start from Kingsley Harbord, two TDs along with 153 yards. Axel Rod also having a nice first half, averaging 6.9 yards per carry. Borous Chincky, our best player not including special teams, has five tackles, three tackles for loss, and two sacks! In the first half! Amazing! The second half was looking just as good. The offense seemed like it could keep moving and the defense had the bend, don’t break mentality, and it was going perfectly. But those danged Badgers were just too good for us. Overall that might be the best performance we get out of this team for a long time in this dynasty. I was proud of everyone, and hopefully the momentum carries into next week versus Fresno State. Team Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 30 - 153 - 1 Passing Yards - TDs: 244 - 3 Total Offense: 397 3rd Down Conversion: 6-11 (54%) 4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 4 - 1 INT - Fumbles Lost: 1 - 0 Wisconsin: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 185 - 3 Passing Yards - TDs: 269 - 2 Total Offense: 454 3rd Down Conversion: 6-12 (50%) 4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 3 - 1 INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0 Player Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Passing: Kingsly Harbord: 23-38, 244 YDS, 3 TDs, INT, 60% Comp. Rushing: Axel Rod: 14-74, TD Kingsly Harbord: 11-64 Receiving: Thischick Coo: 5-55 Newman Triffler: 4-43 Stryphing Adamsmanson: 4-73 Howard G. Pepperoni: 2-7, 2 TDs Defensive: R’Kala Yobie: 8 TACK, 1 TFL Borous Chincky: 7 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK, 1 FF Yb Gnathl: 4 TACK, 3 TFL Wisconsin: Passing: Alex Hornibrook: 20-31, 269 YDS, 2 TDs, 64% Comp. Rushing: Jonathan Taylor: 20-134, 3 TDs Alex Hornibrook: 11-51 Receiving: Danny Davis III: 7-66 Jonathan Taylor: 5-76 A.J. Taylor: 3-71, TD Jake Ferguson: 2-16, TD Kendric Pryor: 2-36 Defensive: T.J. Edwards: 7 TACK, 3 TFL Ryan Connelly: 6 TACK, TFL Andrew Van Ginkel: 6 TACK, TFL IMG_0082.JPG Kingsly Harbord passes to Howard G. Pepperoni for the first touchdown in Rhode Island Tech history. IMG_0084.JPG Jonathan Taylor runs in untouched to tie the game at 14. IMG_0087.jpg Howard G. Pepperoni makes three guys miss to score his second TD of the game. IMG_0089.JPG D’Cota Dixon gets a clutch interception late in the game. IMG_0092.jpg Jonathan Taylor gets in with two seconds left to win the game against the Crawfish. Week Three at Fresno State: Tuesday __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 02:02 PM.

06-04-2019, 05:48 PM	#7
IBMA Rookie OVR: 0 Join Date: Jul 2018	Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Crawfish Lose In Bad Fashion September 14 Rhode Island Tech -- 15 Fresno State -- 49 This first half wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t nearly as good as last week. This is mainly evident in the offense, as between the unusable running game and the terrible performance from Kingsly Harbord, but the defense hasn’t looked much better. Still, only giving up fourteen points thus far has kept us in the game. It’s only 14-7, so it’s still manageable. And then the second half was abysmal. Kingsly Harbord did step it up in the second half, but it wasn’t enough as we are just a bad team. The defense just couldn’t hold with lack of speed, agility, awareness, tackling, and coverage skills we will flat out won’t be able to compete. Last week seemed to be a fluke. 49-15 against Fresno State is just terrible, though. More is expected next week versus Boston College. Team Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 31 - 18 - 2 Passing Yards - TDs: 248 - 0 Total Offense: 266 3rd Down Conversion: 7-20 (35%) 4th Down Conversion: 1-1 (100%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-1 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 2 - 0 INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0 Fresno State: Rushes - Yards - TDs: 36 - 238 - 5 Passing Yards - TDs: 303 - 2 Total Offense: 541 3rd Down Conversion: 4-10 (40%) 4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%) 2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%) Red Zone - TD - FG: 4 - 3 - 0 INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 1 Player Stats: Rhode Island Tech: Passing: Kingsly Harbord: 25-48, 248 YDS, 2 INT, 52% Comp. Rushing: Axel Rod: 13-35, TD Chet Dreedo: 5-7, TD Receiving: Jingle Jangle: 7-73 Stryphing Adamsmanson: 6-75 Howard G. Pepperoni: 5-47 Defensive: Yoinkers McGee: 8 TACK Fredrick Appletone XII & Firehydrant Larry: 5 TACK, TFL, SACK each Yb Gnathl: 5 TACK, 3 TFL, SACK Hinsickle Albatraz: 4 TACK, 3 TFL, 2 SACK Fresno State: Passing: Marcus McMaryion: 15-19, 264 YDS, 2 TD, 78% Comp. Rushing: Josh Hokit: 11-181, 3 TDs Marcus McMaryion: 19-33, 2 TDs Receiving: Jamire Jordan: 5-146, 2 TDs Delvon Hardaway: 4-41 Michiah Quick: 3-60 Defensive: Jasad Haynes: 7 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK Wylan Free: 6 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK, 2 INT Kevin Atkins: 5 TACK, 4 TFL, 2 SACK Matthew Boateng & Jeffrey Allison: 5 TACK, TFL each IMG_0096.JPG Josh Hokit falls in for the Fresno State touchdown. IMG_0097.JPG Not one, not two, but three times now for Josh Hokit! IMG_0098.JPG The Craws look for something on offense with an Axel Rod TD carry. Week Four vs. Boston College: Wednesday __________________ Check Out My Dynasties: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Last edited by IBMA; 07-22-2019 at 02:02 PM.

06-05-2019, 01:08 AM	#8
Daonlyjmo7 MVP OVR: 0 Join Date: May 2014 Location: San Francisco, California	Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty Love the idea! __________________ Check out my dynasty: Rise to the Top: The Coaching Career of Joshua Morgan (NCAA 14)

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