Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty

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Week 11 Bye

November 8

RIT Recruiting Update:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2014
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Marcus Freeman (65, 1st)	G	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'6	280
Brandon Washington (65, 1st)	T	HS	Plainview, TX	6'0	280
Rob Lewis (64, COMMIT)	FS	JUCO	Rochester, NH	6'0	175
Jared Nelson (64, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Detroit, MI	6'2	186
Chaz Paul (64, 1st)	OLB	HS	St. Charles, MO	6'1	233
Spencer Brown (64, 1st)	DE	HS	Novato, CA	6'1	252
Joseph Benson (64, 1st)	C	HS	Marathon, FL	6'3	295
Sam James (63, COMMIT)	C	HS	Santa Cruz, CA	6'2	291
George Scott (62, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Georgetown, SC	6'3	216
Tommy Hudson (62, 1st)	MLB	HS	Bonita Springs, FL	6'2	248
Ernest Osborn (62, COMMIT)	FB	HS	Hayward, CA	6'0	237
Paul Bryant (61, 1st)	QB	HS	Frostproof, FL	6'1	223
Jamie Barber (61, 1st)	QB	HS	Garden City, SC	6'0	194
Chris Lawson (61, 1st)	OLB	HS	Cathedral City, CA	6'3	208
Chris Burch (60, 1st)	TE	HS	East Ridge, TN	6'7	242
John Walters (59, 1st)	SS	HS	Hampton, NH	6'0	204
Greg Johnson (59, 2nd)	DT	HS	Tonawanda, NY	6'2	304
Kenny Owens (58, COMMIT)	HB	HS	West Chester, PA	5'11	211
Mike Coleman (57, 2nd)	WR	HS	Denison, TX	5'10	174
Sidney Lynch (56, 1st)	DT	HS	Portsmouth, VA	6'1	264
Travis Atkins (56, 1st)	CB	HS	Longview, WA	6'0	167
Justin Bozeman (56, 1st)	CB	HS	East Wenatchee Beach, WA	5'9	180
Kyle Evans (56, 1st)	OLB	HS	Parker, SC	6'0	225
Jesse Barbour (54, 1st)	WR	HS	Fort Belvoir, VA	6'1	204
J.J. Walker (54, 2nd)	WR	HS	San Carlos, AZ	5'10	187

RIT Stats Update:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2014
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	108-271	1256	11.6	179.4	39	2	18	67.9
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	58-105	682	11.7	341.0	67	4	6	110.9
Kingsly Harbord (73)	56-110	546	9.7	182.0	26	3	9	85.2
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Axel Rod (72)	78	245	3.1	13	0	2	27.2	0
Kingsly Harbord (73)	31	84	2.7	20	1	0	28.0	0
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	43	76	1.7	27	1	1	10.8	0
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	31	63	2.0	12	0	0	31.5	2
Grendile Hawken (59)	11	24	2.1	11	0	2	2.6	1
Antsin Mapantz (60)	12	23	1.9	9	0	0	5.7	0
Berevian Cinculous (68)	16	21	1.3	7	0	0	2.3	0
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	1	0	0.0	0	0	0	0.0	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Stryphing Adamsmanson (64)	49	630	12.8	5	36	9	70.0	145
St. John Allenfrod (62)	48	587	12.2	1	39	13	65.2	111
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	37	515	13.9	0	31	18	57.2	105
Axel Rod (72)	28	250	8.9	1	67	5	27.7	216
Jaether Fortuition (60)	25	210	8.4	0	24	12	23.3	69
Eanson Kork (60)	18	157	8.7	1	17	5	17.4	67
Senator Adersons (59)	7	79	11.2	1	22	2	8.7	20
Berevian Cinculous (68)	4	21	5.2	0	9	0	2.3	17
Antsin Mapantz (60)	3	8	2.6	0	12	2	2.0	22
Kawhis Laugh (55)	2	29	14.5	0	22	1	4.1	1
Grendile Hawken (59)	1	-2	-2.0	0	0	0	-0.2	0
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Drolexander Kreaman (71)	72	4	76	2.0	6	1	0	0
Dresmand Koala (71)	50	2	52	0.0	5	4	0	0
R'Kala Yobie (70)	52	0	52	2.0	6	1	0	0
Yoinkers McGee (73)	44	0	44	1.0	4	3	0	0
Borous Chincky (73)	42	0	42	4.0	16	0	0	0
Fredrick Appletone XII (67)	39	0	39	0.0	2	1	0	0
Veruvio Juwaan (69)	36	2	38	2.0	8	0	0	0
Underfly Goro (67)	32	0	32	0.0	0	3	3	0
Waivickley Predeen (63)	29	1	30	0.0	0	5	4	1
Hinsickle Albatraz (69)	27	1	29	5.0	10	1	0	0
Kwando Juge (59)	27	1	28	1.0	2	0	0	0
Wannamaker Mine (75)	22	0	22	1.0	3	0	0	0
Thickwandras Buttandro (67)	13	0	13	1.0	4	0	0	0
Inckling Spotch (57)	11	0	11	0.0	0	0	0	0
Hobele Yeppers (66)	8	2	10	0.0	0	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (66)	7	1	8	0.0	0	0	0	0
Stank Biljoe (60)	6	0	6	0.0	3	0	0	0
Tricer Deviano (65)	4	0	4	0.0	0	1	0	0
Portianale Scandinavio (60)	3	0	3	1.0	1	0	0	0
California Sun (57)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
Zeebo Supreme (62)	2	0	2	0.0	1	0	0	0
Slaftro Zorkele (62)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Phlackalen Giorgion (57)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Master Domino (64)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
Wally Marty (77)	6	9	66%	39	14	14	100%	32

Top 25:

NCAA Football Rankings - AP Top 25 - Updated: Nov 8, 2014
RK	LW	TEAM (VOTES)	W	L	POINTS
1	1	Alabama (34)	8	0	1498
2	4	Georgia (26)	8	0	1345
3	5	Clemson (1)	8	0	1211
4	7	Auburn	7	1	1023
5	3	LSU	8	1	998
6	2	Penn State	7	1	964
7	9	Utah	7	2	937
8	12	Nebraska	7	1	935
9	10	Oklahoma	7	1	920
10	11	Washington	6	2	877
11	13	Mississippi State	7	2	800
12	14	Iowa	7	1	772
13	6	Notre Dame	7	2	715
14	16	Florida	7	2	696
15	20	UCLA	6	2	630
16	18	Arizona	6	2	624
17	19	Ohio State	7	1	598
18	22	West Virginia	5	2	483
19	8	San Diego State	8	1	463
20	--	Navy	6	2	445
21	25	Michigan State	5	3	405
22	15	Purdue	5	3	365
23	--	Tulsa	8	1	355
24	17	Stanford	6	3	336
25	--	Ole Miss	6	3	314

Heisman Watch:

Heisman Watch - Updated: Nov 8, 2014
NAME	POS	SCHOOL		SEASON STATS
Joe Burrow	QB	LSU		173-277, 29 TDs; 81-264, 5 TDs
Khalil Tate	QB	Arizona		152-235, 21 TDs; 114-602, 8 TDs
Zack Moss	HB	Utah		180-1179, 11 TDs; 11-177, TD
Kaegun Williams	HB	San Diego State		252-1354, 10 TDs; 6-67, TD
Shamari Brooks	HB	Tulsa		159-1036, 15 TDs; 8-129, TD

**Once again if you would like to rename one of these recruits you can. It is not required, I’m perfectly capable of doing it myself. Tonight at 9 PM EST is the deadline. I will not accept names after that.**

Week 12 at Texas A&M: Today, 6 PM EST

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Craws Fight Hard, Fall Apart In Fourth

November 15

Rhode Island Tech -- 7
Texas A&M -- 51

Yeah, this looks bad. But, it was only 20-7 going into the fourth quarter. Then our defense broke down and allowed them to mercy us. But there’s two sides to the sport, and our offense only scored once, and it was on the FIRST possession of the GAME! Olivieren played like dog crap, the running game was never a viable option for us because of our poor offensive line, and there are so many drops from the pass catching corps. Not just receivers, but also tight ends and running backs. Luckily next week we have Idaho who is almost as bad as us overall wise, so that should quite honestly be our second dub of the season. We shall see, though.

Team Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 34 - 102 - 0
Passing Yards - TDs: 166 - 1
Total Offense: 268
3rd Down Conversion: 9-19 (47%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 3 - 1 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 3

Texas A&M:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 23 - 142 - 1
Passing Yards - TDs: 396 - 4
Total Offense: 538
3rd Down Conversion: 2-10 (20%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 3 - 1 - 2
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0

Player Stats:
Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Olivieren Winkersonsman: 17-45, 166 YDS, TD, 37% Comp.
Rushing:
Axel Rod: 12-61
Receiving:
St. John Allenfrod: 5-49
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 4-34
Antsin Mapantz: 1-7, TD
Defensive:
Drolexander Kreaman: 6 TACK
Dresmand Koala: 5 TACK, TFL
Hinsickle Albatraz: 5 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK
Veruvio Juwaan: 2 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK

Texas A&M:
Passing:
Kellen Mond: 24-28, 338 YDS, 4 TD, 85% Comp.
Rushing:
Cordarrian Richardson: 9-41
Jashaun Corbin: 4-89, TD
Receiving:
Jhamon Ausborn: 8-158, 3 TD
Kendrick Rogers: 6-89, TD
Quartney Davis: 5-71
Defensive:
Larry Pryor: 8 TACK
Keeath Magee II: 7 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK, FF
Derrick Tucker: 4 TACK, TFL, SACK, FF

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Jhamon Ausborn gets a long TD early in the game.

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This Aggies DT returns the fumble all the way back for a touchdown.

Week 13 vs. Idaho: Thursday

[OBinKC]

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It’s the small victories! Progress shows that soon you won’t have to implement the mercy rule ever again. I think this is getting turned around!

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It’s the small victories! Progress shows that soon you won’t have to implement the mercy rule ever again. I think this is getting turned around!

Appreciate it man. Also appreciate you sticking around as we soon close year two. We are definitely improving slowly, and pretty soon we will be the ones going up 25...well maybe I shouldn't get that far ahead but still, I can dream.

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What The Heck? It’s A Win For Rhode Island Tech!

November 22

Idaho -- 17
Rhode Island Tech -- 49

Well I guess we aren’t the worst team in the country anymore! What a game! Kingsly comes back from being injured and plays pretty well. Some throws were a bit off the mark, but it was still really good. It was nice having confidence in another QB, though, because I put Olivieren in for a few drives wanting to give Kingsly some rest. Then I just had Olivieren play the whole fourth quarter. Antsin Mapantz has quickly become my number two running back because of his incredible speed, and he really played good, as did Axel. Defensively, the two touchdowns were in the fourth quarter, which was a full quarter of mass subs. So let’s just say the defense finally looked good. Although, there were quite a few times either the quarterback made a bad throw to an open receiver, or an open receiver dropped a ball. Coverage is kind of bad, and the rush defense didn’t play super great in the second half. Still it was really good. Also I just have to say that Wannamaker’s pick was a user and I was very proud of it.

Team Stats:
Idaho:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 25 - 129 - 1
Passing Yards - TDs: 126 - 1
Total Offense: 255
3rd Down Conversion: 2-9 (22%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-1 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 2 - 1 - 1
INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0

Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 47 - 285 - 4
Passing Yards - TDs: 113 - 2
Total Offense: 398
3rd Down Conversion: 5-11 (45%)
4th Down Conversion: 2-3 (66%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 6 - 5 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0

Player Stats:
Idaho:
Passing:
Nikhl Nayar: 10-26, 126 YDS, TD, 2 INT, 38% Comp.
Rushing:
Marquese Albert: 17-90
Nikhl Nayar: 7-35, TD
Receiving:
Cutrell Haywood: 4-71, TD
Marquese Albert: 3-36
Defensive:
Christian Elliss/Vei Tomasi: 9 TACK, 2 TFL each
D’Andrei Pittman: 6 TACK
Jalan Jenkins: 3 TACK, TFL

Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 11-18, 104 YDS, 2 TD, 61% Comp.
Rushing:
Axel Rod: 20-87, TD
Antsin Mapantz: 13-77
Kingsly Harbord: 9-107, 2 TD
Grendile Hawken: TD
Receiving:
St. John Allenfrod: 4-39, TD
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 4-34
Jaether Fortuition: 1-4, TD
Defensive:
Drolexander Kreaman: 6 TACK
Wannamaker Mine: 4 TACK, TFL, INT
Ronsono Owowo: 4 TACK
Veruvio Juwaan: SACK
Waivickley Predeen: INT, TD

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Kingsly finds St. John Allenfrod for the touchdown.

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Kingsly outruns everyone for this 40 yard TD run.

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Waivickley gets another pick six this season!

Week 14 vs. New Mexico State: Saturday

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Love it so far. What sliders are you using?


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Love it so far. What sliders are you using?


Sent from my iPhone using Operation Sports

At the time I can’t officially tell you but I’m about 99% sure I’m using Jkits sliders. Those are always pretty good. Also I’m playing 9 minute quarters with 20 player speed threshold.

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Week 14 Recruiting Update

November 29

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2014
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Marcus Freeman (65, COMMIT)	G	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'6	280
Brandon Washington (65, LOST)	T	HS	Plainview, TX	6'0	280
Rob Lewis (64, COMMIT)	FS	JUCO	Rochester, NH	6'0	175
Jared Nelson (64, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Detroit, MI	6'2	186
Chaz Paul (64, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	St. Charles, MO	6'1	233
Spencer Brown (64, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Novato, CA	6'1	252
Joseph Benson (64, COMMIT)	C	HS	Marathon, FL	6'3	295
Sam James (63, COMMIT)	C	HS	Santa Cruz, CA	6'2	291
George Scott (62, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Georgetown, SC	6'3	216
Tommy Hudson (62, COMMIT)	MLB	HS	Bonita Springs, FL	6'2	248
Ernest Osborn (62, COMMIT)	FB	HS	Hayward, CA	6'0	237
Paul Bryant (61, 1st)	QB	HS	Frostproof, FL	6'1	223
Jamie Barber (61, 1st)	QB	HS	Garden City, SC	6'0	194
Chris Lawson (61, 1st)	OLB	HS	Cathedral City, CA	6'3	208
Chris Burch (60, COMMIT)	TE	HS	East Ridge, TN	6'7	242
John Walters (59, 1st)	SS	HS	Hampton, NH	6'0	204
Greg Johnson (59, LOST)	DT	HS	Tonawanda, NY	6'2	304
Kenny Owens (58, COMMIT)	HB	HS	West Chester, PA	5'11	211
Mike Coleman (57, 1st)	WR	HS	Denison, TX	5'10	174
Sidney Lynch (56, 1st)	DT	HS	Portsmouth, VA	6'1	264
Travis Atkins (56, 1st)	CB	HS	Longview, WA	6'0	167
Justin Bozeman (56, 1st)	CB	HS	East Wenatchee Beach, WA	5'9	180
Kyle Evans (56, 1st)	OLB	HS	Parker, SC	6'0	225
Jesse Barbour (54, 1st)	WR	HS	Fort Belvoir, VA	6'1	204
J.J. Walker (54, 1st)	WR	HS	San Carlos, AZ	5'10	187

Week 14 vs. New Mexico State: Soon

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Craws Win On Senior Night, Finish 3-9

November 29

New Mexico State -- 27
Rhode Island Tech -- 44

We are on a two game winning streak! I did not think that would happen this early in the dynasty! What an up and down year, though. Winning week one against Ball State, reverting back to last year’s terrible losses, Kingsly being injured, Olivieren stepping up, and Kingsly coming back for the last two games and winning both. Kingsly is probably the worst thrower of our current quarterbacks, but he fits our read option play style. When I throw in a pass every once in a while he can usually hit the guy. Axel had probably the greatest senior night we will see for a while here at RIT. Antsin Mapantz had an amazing end of the season and I think he will be the man at RB next year. Defensively we played very good. We had eight sacks! Coverage was great, and I noticed zone seemed to work very well. It may have just been how bad New Mexico State is, but I am going to remember that for next season. Great year from our guys, and hopefully next season sees even more improvement.

Team Stats:
New Mexico State:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 25 - 9 - 1
Passing Yards - TDs: 255 - 1
Total Offense: 255
3rd Down Conversion: 4-15 (26%)
4th Down Conversion: 1-2 (50%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 3 - 1 - 2
INT - Fumbles Lost: 0 - 0

Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 50 - 281 - 5
Passing Yards - TDs: 157 - 1
Total Offense: 438
3rd Down Conversion: 8-14 (57%)
4th Down Conversion: 1-1 (100%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 5 - 4 - 0
INT - Fumbles Lost: 3 - 0

Player Stats:
New Mexico State:
Passing:
Weston Eget: 19-32, 255 YDS, TD, 59% Comp.
Rushing:
Naveon Mitchell: 12-24
Weston Eget: TD
Receiving:
Terrell Warner: 7-73
Naveon Mitchell: 4-38
Shea Holebrook Jr.: 1-30, TD
Defensive:
Chris Bell: 14 TACK, TFL, INT
Devin Richardson: 9 TACK
Jason Simmons: 6 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 INT
Tim Wheeler: 4 TACK, 2 TFL, INT

Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 12-23, 157 YDS, TD, 3 INT, 52% Comp.
Rushing:
Kingsly Harbord: 22-107, TD
Axel Rod: 20-126, TD
Antsin Mapantz: 6-44, 2 TD
Grendile Hawken: TD
Receiving:
Xavionathon Cortacious: 4-83
Eanson Kork: 2-32, TD
Defensive:
Dresmand Koala/Fredrick Appletone XII: 5 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK each
Drolexander Kreaman: 5 TACK, TFL, SACK
Hinsickle Albatraz: 4 TACK, 4 TFL, 2 SACK
Veruvio Juwaan: 4 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK
R’Kala Yobie: 3 TACK, TFL, SACK

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Grendile gets his fourth TD of the year as he dives into the end zone.

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Ronsono Owowo makes the tackle in the end zone for the safety.

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Axel Rod fights into the end zone to make it 44-27 with just 1:34 left.

FULL OFFSEASON: Monday

[djp73]

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3-9 is nothing to sneeze at with that squad!

[OBinKC]

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Uh oh, looks like the corner is being turned early. This will be great momentum going forward!

[IBMA]

Re: Let's Go Craws! An Impossible Rhode Island Tech Dynasty

3-9 is nothing to sneeze at with that squad!

No kidding. I can already see how much I've improved at this game because of how terrible this team is!

Uh oh, looks like the corner is being turned early. This will be great momentum going forward!

I've been telling myself that we have to go up a prestige within these next two years before Kingsly leaves. This is definitely great momentum to improve off of next year.

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Full Offseason Recap

Heisman Winner: Shamari Brooks (TULSA)

Conference Championship Games:
MAC: #24 Ball State 45 - 21 Ohio
C-USA: #25 North Texas 34 - 28 (#19) TULSA
Mountain West: #20 Colorado State 17 - 21 (#7) San Diego State
ACC: Virginia Tech 6 - 36 (#8) Clemson
PAC 12: #16 UCLA 24 - 19 (#11) Washington
BIG TEN: #6 Ohio State 28 - 7 (#5) Nebraska
SEC: #3 Alabama 34 - 27 (#2) Georgia

Rhode Island Tech Player Stats:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Stats - 2014
Passing	C/ATT	YDS	AVG	YDS/G	LONG	TD	INT	RAT
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	108-271	1256	11.6	179.4	39	2	18	67.9
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	77-156	857	11.1	171.4	67	5	6	98.4
Kingsly Harbord (73)	79-151	807	10.2	161.4	35	6	12	94.4
Rushing	ATT	YDS	AVG	LONG	20+	TD	YDS/G	FUM
Axel Rod (72)	130	519	3.9	44	1	4	43.2	0
Kingsly Harbord (73)	62	298	4.8	40	3	3	59.6	0
Vincent Lemawnoper (69)	44	66	1.5	27	1	1	8.2	0
Olivieren Winkersonsman (68)	49	95	1.9	12	0	0	19.0	5
Grendile Hawken (59)	15	37	2.4	11	0	4	3.0	1
Antsin Mapantz (60)	34	153	4.5	32	1	2	21.8	0
Berevian Cinculous (68)	19	36	1.8	9	0	0	3.0	0
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	1	0	0.0	0	0	0	0.0	0
Receiving	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	DROPS	YDS/G	YAC
Stryphing Adamsmanson (64)	59	719	12.1	5	36	12	59.9	161
St. John Allenfrod (62)	58	676	11.6	2	39	15	56.3	126
Xavionathon Cortacious (64)	44	629	14.2	0	35	22	52.4	146
Axel Rod (72)	30	246	8.2	1	67	5	20.5	221
Jaether Fortuition (60)	29	252	8.6	1	24	12	21.0	69
Eanson Kork (60)	23	231	10.0	2	23	7	19.2	104
Senator Adersons (59)	10	104	10.4	1	22	2	8.6	25
Berevian Cinculous (68)	4	21	5.2	0	9	0	1.7	17
Antsin Mapantz (60)	4	15	3.7	1	12	3	2.1	26
Kawhis Laugh (55)	2	29	14.5	0	22	1	0.5	1
Grendile Hawken (59)	1	-2	-2.0	0	0	0	-0.1	0
	Tackles			Sacks		Interceptions
Defense	SOLO	AST	TOT	SACK	TLOSS	PD	INT	TD
Drolexander Kreaman (71)	89	4	93	3.0	7	1	0	0
Dresmand Koala (71)	63	2	65	1.0	8	4	0	0
R'Kala Yobie (70)	61	0	61	3.0	8	1	0	0
Yoinkers McGee (73)	50	0	50	1.0	4	4	0	0
Borous Chincky (73)	47	0	47	4.0	16	0	0	0
Fredrick Appletone XII (67)	48	0	48	1.0	6	2	0	0
Veruvio Juwaan (69)	43	2	45	7.0	13	0	0	0
Underfly Goro (67)	43	1	44	0.0	1	4	3	0
Waivickley Predeen (63)	35	1	36	0.0	0	6	5	2
Hinsickle Albatraz (69)	37	1	38	9.0	16	1	0	0
Kwando Juge (59)	33	2	35	1.0	2	1	0	0
Wannamaker Mine (75)	30	1	31	1.0	6	0	1	0
Thickwandras Buttandro (67)	13	0	13	1.0	4	0	0	0
Inckling Spotch (57)	13	0	13	0.0	0	0	0	0
Hobele Yeppers (66)	9	3	12	0.0	0	0	0	0
Ronsono Owowo (66)	14	2	16	0.0	1	0	0	0
Stank Biljoe (60)	6	0	6	0.0	3	0	0	0
Tricer Deviano (65)	7	0	7	0.0	1	1	0	0
Portianale Scandinavio (60)	3	0	3	1.0	1	0	0	0
California Sun (57)	3	0	4	0.0	1	0	0	0
Zeebo Supreme (62)	3	0	3	0.0	1	0	0	0
Slaftro Zorkele (62)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Phlackalen Giorgion (57)	1	0	1	0.0	0	0	0	0
Master Domino (64)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
Jamengro Platyproton (63)	3	0	3	0.0	0	0	0	0
	Field Goals				Extra Points
Kicking	FGM	FGA	PCT	LONG	XPM	XPA	PCT	PTS
Wally Marty (77)	6	12	50%	39	28	28	100%	46

Coaching Changes:
HC R’Wee Better was offered a job at where else but Idaho. He was allowed to go, so our new coach is Geez Louise.

Players Leaving:
(FR, Transfer) Jumbalo Zuralomann (58, RE)
Wannamaker Mine (75, LOLB)
Yoinkers McGee (73, FS)
Axel Rod (72, HB)
Dresmand Koala (71, FS)
Captain Jiggyigyigy (70, C)
R’Kala Yobie (70, ROLB)
Veruvio Juwaan (69, RE)
Charquitric Gragers (68, RT)
Fredrick Appletone XII (67, SS)
Hobele Yeppers (66, MLB)
Xavionathon Cortacious (64, WR)
Slaftro Zorkele (62, DT)
Senator Adersons (59, WR)
Ipsy Graperpaper (59, TE)

My thoughts: Welp, this class was pretty stacked. Going down the list and seeing names like Yoinkers, Axel, Dresmand, Fredrick, Xavionathon, and R’KALA YOBIE! NOOOOOOO! He was by far my favorite player on this team and easily my most favorite name I’ve made yet. It’ll be hard to replace a lot of these guys, but the current roster is only getting better. So long, I salute you all.

Rhode Island Tech Hall Of Fame Inductees:
FS Yoinkers McGee
HB Axel Rod
FS Dresmand Koala
ROLB R’Kala Yobie

Signing Day:

Rhode Island Tech Crawfish Recruiting - 2014
NAME	POS	CLASS	HOMETOWN	HT	WT	CALIBER
Marcus Freeman (65, COMMIT)	G	HS	Vero Beach South, FL	6'6	280
Brandon Washington (65, LOST)	T	HS	Plainview, TX	6'0	280
Rob Lewis (64, COMMIT)	FS	JUCO	Rochester, NH	6'0	175
Jared Nelson (64, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Detroit, MI	6'2	186
Chaz Paul (64, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	St. Charles, MO	6'1	233
Spencer Brown (64, COMMIT)	DE	HS	Novato, CA	6'1	252
Joseph Benson (64, COMMIT)	C	HS	Marathon, FL	6'3	295
Sam James (63, COMMIT)	C	HS	Santa Cruz, CA	6'2	291
George Scott (62, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Georgetown, SC	6'3	216
Tommy Hudson (62, COMMIT)	MLB	HS	Bonita Springs, FL	6'2	248
Ernest Osborn (62, COMMIT)	FB	HS	Hayward, CA	6'0	237
Paul Bryant (61, COMMIT)	QB	HS	Frostproof, FL	6'1	223
Jamie Barber (61, COMMIT)	QB	HS	Garden City, SC	6'0	194
Chris Lawson (61, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Cathedral City, CA	6'3	208
Chris Burch (60, COMMIT)	TE	HS	East Ridge, TN	6'7	242
John Walters (59, COMMIT)	SS	HS	Hampton, NH	6'0	204
Greg Johnson (59, LOST)	DT	HS	Tonawanda, NY	6'2	304
Kenny Owens (58, COMMIT)	HB	HS	West Chester, PA	5'11	211
Mike Coleman (57, Not Committed)	WR	HS	Denison, TX	5'10	174
Sidney Lynch (56, COMMIT)	DT	HS	Portsmouth, VA	6'1	264
Travis Atkins (56, COMMIT)	CB	HS	Longview, WA	6'0	167
Justin Bozeman (56, COMMIT)	CB	HS	East Wenatchee Beach, WA	5'9	180
Kyle Evans (56, COMMIT)	OLB	HS	Parker, SC	6'0	225
Jesse Barbour (54, Not Committed)	WR	HS	Fort Belvoir, VA	6'1	204
J.J. Walker (54, Not Committed)	WR	HS	San Carlos, AZ	5'10	187

Position Changes:
Senior Right Guard Gregacious Fartacious was moved to Center
Freshman Center “Sam James” was moved to Right Tackle
Freshman Left End “Spencer Brown” was moved to Right End
Freshman Right Outside Linebacker “Chaz Paul” was moved to Left Outside Linebacker
Junior Free Safety “Rob Lewis” was moved to Strong Safety
Freshman Strong Safety “George Scott” moved to Free Safety

Players Cut:
Junior RG Aviato Taco
Senior RG Ostrich Blupper
Freshman LOLB “Kyle Evans”
Freshman CB “Travis Atkins”
Junior SS Phlackalen Giorgion
Freshman Fullback “Ernest Osborn”
Sophomore Free Safety Ocksenfur Willwill

Incoming Freshman Name Changes:
Paul Bryant → Skinpie Hapalapen
Jamie Baker → Freid Pocketpicker
Kenny Owens → Treego Hanloso
J. Bryant → Racktur Veevee
Chris Burch → Zecho Portalpop
Joseph Benson → Eer Plontrocorben
Marcus Freeman → Pa’Indo Nkaf
Sam James → Samsoi Linckobraut
Spencer Brown → Kot Couwouwou
Sidney Lynch → Brondagey Sepienquader
Chaz Paul → Apalondo Keysill
Tommy Hudson → Calientore Georcap
Chris Lawson → Donfren Jorgulio
Jared Nelson → Exdee L. O’El
Justin Bozeman → Turqoise Quickyicky
Geroge Scott → Zimbabwe Keke
Rob Lewis → Yinstep Dreckor
John Walters → Jilly Standoff

Rhode Island Tech 2015 Roster:
QB:
78 OVR (RS) JR #3 Kingsly Harbord - QB/1 (Kings-Lee, Harbored)
74 OVR SR #10 Vincent Lemawnoper - QB/2 (Lemon-‘Nope’ with ‘R’ sound at end)
73 OVR (RS) JR #6 Olivieren Winkersonsman - QB/3 (‘O’-’Live’-’E’-Air-‘En’ like ‘Send’, Wink-‘er’ like ‘Her’-suns-man)
61 OVR FR #2 Skinpie Hapalapen - QB/4 (Skin+Pie, ‘Hap’ like ‘Happy’-Uh-Lap-’En’ like ‘Enter’)
61 OVR FR #16 Freid Pocketpicker - QB/5 (Freed, Pocket+Picker)
RB:
64 OVR JR #21 Antsin Mapantz - RB/1 (Ants+In, ‘Mu’ like ‘Munch’-Pants)
73 OVR (RS) SR #5 Berevian Cinculous - RB/2 (‘Ber’ like ‘Her’-E-V-‘En’ like ‘Enter’,Seen-Q-‘Lust’ without the ‘T’ sound)
64 OVR (RS) JR #24 Pikaroo Oofsey - RB/3 (Pick-Uh-Roo, Oof+See)
58 OVR FR #34 Treego Hanloso - RB/4 (Tee+Go, ‘Han’ like Han from Star Wars-Low-So)
FB:
62 OVR SO #41 Grendile Hawken - FB/1 (Gr-’En’ like ‘Enter’-Dill, Hawk-’En’ like ‘Enter’)
WR:
68 OVR SR #1 Stryphing Adamsmanson - WR/1 (Str-Eye-Fing)
66 OVR (RS) SR #82 St. John Allenfrod - WR/2 (Allen-Fraud)
65 OVR (RS) JR #8 Jaether Fortuition - WR/3 (Jay-Th-‘Er’ like ‘Her’, For+Tuition)
63 OVR FR #81 Racktur Veevee - WR/4 (Rack-’Tur’ like ‘Turn’, ‘V’ sound twice)
57 OVR SO #80 Vendoule Lakerdude - WR/5 (‘Vend’ like ‘Vendor’-’Oul’ like ‘Ghoul’, Laker+Dude)
TE:
64 OVR SO #86 Eanson Kork - TE/1 (Ian-’San’ like ‘S’ sound with ‘On’, Cork
60 OVR FR #48 Zecho Portalpop - TE/2 (‘Zeck’ like ‘Trek’-O, Portal+Pop)
58 OVR JR #89 Kawhis Laugh - TE/3 (‘Kawhi’s’ like ‘Kawhi’ Leonard)
LT:
72 OVR SO #75 Trydope Hippahuge - LT/1 (Try+dope, Hip-Uh-Huge)
65 OVR (RS) SR #59 Torbulan Edathion - LT/2 (Tore-‘Blue’ without the ‘L’ sound-‘Land’ without the ‘D’ sound, Ed-A-Th-E-‘On’ like ‘Son’)
61 OVR (RS) JR #73 Iolapen Kiwiwi - LT/3 (I-O-Lap-‘En’ like ‘End’, Kiwi plus an extra ‘wi’)
LG:
68 OVR (RS) SR #74 Heteritaria Forebois - LG/2 (‘He’ like ‘Hen’-‘Ter’ like ’inter’-‘I’ like ‘Igloo’-‘Tear’ like ‘Tear out hair’-E-Uh, For-Boi; the ‘S’ is silent)
67 OVR JR #71 Ugo Manes - LG/2 (‘Ug’ like ‘Ugly’-O)
61 OVR SO #60 Ark’Ono Hineh - LG/3 (Ark-Oh-No, He-Nay)
C:
69 OVR SO #78 Layse Poppet - C/1 (Lays, Pop-’Et’ like ‘Net’)
64 OVR FR #58 Eer Plontrocorben - C/2 (Ear, Pl-On-’Tro’ like ‘Intro’-’Cor’ like ‘Cord’-Ben)
64 OVR SR #79 Gregacious Fartacious - C/3 (Greg-A-Sh-Us, Fart-A-Sh-Us)
RG:
68 OVR SO #64 Waffle Meister - RG/1 (My-Stir)
65 OVR FR #62 Pa’Indo Nkaf - RG/2 (‘Pu’ like ‘Pup’-In-Dough, Calf; The ‘N’ is silent)
RT:
71 OVR (RS) SR #67 Frosty D. Snowman - RT/1
61 OVR FR #72 Samsoi Linckobraut - RT/2 (Sam-Soy, Link-O-Braut)
LE:
64 OVR SO #63 Stank Biljoe - LE/1 (Bill-Joe)
64 OVR SR #95 Portianale Scandinavio - LE/2 (Portion-Ale, Scan-Din-A-V-O)
63 OVR SO #96 Quiznos Shoppe - LE/3 (Shop)
RE:
77 OVR SR #90 Borous Chincky - RE/1 (Bore-Us, Ch-Ink-E)
64 OVR FR #4 Kot Couwouwou - RE/2 (Caught, ‘Coo’ like ‘Cool’-’Wou’ like ‘Wound’-Wou)
DT:
74 OVR SR #97 Hinsickle Albatraz - DT/1 (‘Him’ with ‘N’ instead of ‘M’-Sickle, Just sound out last name.)
72 OVR (RS) SR #99 Thicwandras Buttandro - DT/2 (Thick-‘Wan’ like ’Wander’-Dr-Us, Butt-’Un’ like Thunder’-Dr-O)
67 OVR SR #98 Zeebo Supreme - DT/3 (Z-Bow)
62 OVR (RS) JR #92 Rinlein Roadae - DT/4 (‘Rin’ like ‘Erin’-Lane, Row+Day)
56 OVR FR #66 Brondagey Sepienquader - DT/5 (Br-On-Duh-Gee, ‘Sep’ like ‘Seperate’-E-’En’ like ‘Enter’-Quad-’Er’ like ‘Her’)
LOLB:
75 OVR SR #53 Drolexander Kreaman - LOLB/1 (Dr-All-‘Exander’ like ‘Alexander’, Cr-E-Man)
67 OVR (RS) SR #49 Jamengro Platyproton - LOLB/2 (Juh-Men-Grow, ‘Platy’ like ‘Platypus’-Proton)
67 OVR (RS) JR #47 Talley Sungorden - LOLB/3 (Tally, Sung-Or-Den)
64 OVR FR #44 Apalando Keysill - LOLB/4 (App-Uh-Lawn-Dough, Key+Sill)
MLB:
70 OVR JR #50 Ronsono Owowo - MLB/1 (Ron-Sun-O, O-Woah-Woah)
68 OVR SO #55 Master Domino - MLB/2
65 OVR SO #52 Favionathon Draingy - MLB/3 (‘Fa’ like ‘Father’-V-On-Uh-Thon, Drain-G)
62 OVR FR #54 Calientore Georcap - MLB/4 (‘Cal’ like ‘California’-E-’En’ like ‘Enter’-Tore, Gee-Or-Cap)
ROLB:
68 OVR SR #51 Prongo Quackenduck - ROLB/1 (Sound out the first name, Quack-‘En’ like ‘Enter’-Duck)
68 OVR (RS) SR #42 Theorety Plazey - ROLB/2 (Th-E-O-‘Re’ like ‘Red’-Tee, Pl-‘Aw’ like ‘Claw’-Z)
68 OVR (RS) JR #45 Hitt DeQuan - ROLB/3 (Hit, D-Quan)
65 OVR SO #40 Jacklybruh Quio - ROLB/4 (Jack-Lee-Bruh, Qu-woah)
61 OVR FR #65 Donfren Jorgulio - ROLB/5 (Dawn-’Fren’ like ‘Friend’, ‘Jor’ like ‘Jorge’-Julio)
CB:
71 OVR SR #23 Underfly Goro - CB/1 (Under+Fly, Gore-Oh)
68 OVR SO #13 Waivickley Predeen - CB/2 (Wave-Ick-Lee, Pre-Dean)
64 OVR FR #39 Exdee L. O’El - CB/3 (X-D, L-O-L)
63 OVR SO #33 Kwando Juge - CB/4 (Quan-Doe, Jew-’Ge’ like ‘Huge’)
61 OVR JR #29 Inckling Spotch - CB/5 (Ink-Ling, ‘Spotch’ like ‘Botch’ but with a ‘Sp’ sound instead of ‘B’)
60 OVR SO #28 California Sun - CB/6
56 OVR FR #12 Turquoise Ickyicky - CB/7 (Icky twice)
FS:
69 OVR JR #20 Tricer Deviano - FS/1 (Try-‘Her’ but with a ‘C’ instead of an ‘H’, Dev-E-On-O)
61 OVR FR #35 Zimbabwe Keke - FS/2
SS:
64 OVR SO #31 Chungro Ahsu - SS/1 (Ch-’Un’ like ‘Fun’-Grow, Ah-Sue)
63 OVR JR #43 Yinstep Dreckor - SS/2 (Yin+Step, ‘Dreck’ like ‘Deck’ with an ‘R’-Or)
59 OVR FR #38 Jilly Standoff - SS/3 (Jill-E, Stand+Off)
K:
79 OVR (RS) SR #94 John Johnson - K/1
P:
81 OVR (RS) SR #91 Wally Marty - P/1 (Walmart with ‘Y’ sound at the end of both)
68 OVR SO #46 Howbout Det - P/2 (How+Bout, Debt)

House Rules Changing For Next Year:
1. My head coach only has to take another head coaching job if they are a prestige higher than us.
2. I can go after three JUCOs not interested in us originally throughout the year.

Start of 2015 Season: Tuesday

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RIT All-Conference

August 29

All-NCAA:
1st Team: Hinsickle Albatraz (DT)
2nd Team: Drolexander Kreaman (LOLB), Kwando Juge (Returner)

All-Independents:
1st Team: Stryphing Adamsmanson (WR), Borous Chincky (RE), Hinsickle Albatraz (DT), Drolexander Kreaman (LOLB), Waivickley Predeen (CB), Underfly Goro (CB), Kwando Juge (Returner)
2nd Team: Eanson Kork (TE)

My Thoughts: Hinny and Droly are going to be monsters next year, so I’m not too surprised they got that much representation. I did pretty good with Kwando last year, so it makes sense, I guess. I’m surprised most by Eanson Kork, though, because I didn’t think he did that good last year with the three headed receiving monster of Stryphing, St. John, and Xavionathon. He now has a lot to prove this year in my mind.

Week Two vs. ULM: Soon

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For Second Year In A Row Craws Win Opener

September 5

ULM -- 21
Rhode Island Tech -- 30

Once again your Rhode Island Tech Crawfish come out on top for the opener. ULM is not very good, that’s for sure, but they aren’t Idaho or NMSU bad. Ball State ended the year ranked last season, so that win was obviously big, but this ULM team won’t be too terrible. The running game started out a little stale, but Kingsly was able to make some great throws to keep our offense in motion. The running game did end up pretty well. Antsin Mapantz is a running back where if he gets the blocks he has the capability to do some real damage, but a lot of times he doesn’t get those blocks. The defense was near perfect. Just a few bad luck plays and some drives that started already near the red zone. All in all it was a great game.

Team Stats:
ULM:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 27 - 71 - 0
Passing Yards - TDs: 193 - 2
Total Offense: 264
3rd Down Conversion: 5-14 (35%)
4th Down Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
2 Point Conversion: 1-1 (100%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 1 - 0 - 1
INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0

Rhode Island Tech:
Rushes - Yards - TDs: 45 - 174 - 2
Passing Yards - TDs: 294 - 1
Total Offense: 468
3rd Down Conversion: 4-13 (30%)
4th Down Conversion: 1-1 (100%)
2 Point Conversion: 0-0 (0%)
Red Zone - TD - FG: 6 - 3 - 3
INT - Fumbles Lost: 2 - 0

Player Stats:
ULM:
Passing:
Elijah Walker: 13-25, 193 YDS, 2 TD, 2 INT, 52% Comp.
Rushing:
Kadyn Roach: 15-63
Receiving:
Bryan Edwards: 4-64
C.J. Fletcher: 2-47, TD
Jason Snyder: 2-59, TD
Defensive:
Tralon Thomas: 10 TACK, TFL
Dayonte Roberts: 6 TACK, 3 TFL, 3 SACK
Jordan Oliver: 4 TACK, INT
Floyd Connell: INT

Rhode Island Tech:
Passing:
Kingsly Harbord: 21-35, 294 YDS, TD, 2 INT, 60% Comp.
Rushing:
Antsin Mapantz: 19-95, 2 TD
Kingsly Harbord: 21-62
Receiving:
Eanson Kork: 9-146, TD
Stryphing Adamsmanson: 6-45
Defensive:
Chungro Ahsu: 6 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK
Borous Chincky: 5 TACK, TFL
Drolexander Kreaman: 5 TACK, 2 TFL, 2 SACK
Stank Biljoe: 4 TACK, 2 TFL, SACK
Underfly Goro/Waivickley Predeen: INT each

Week 3 #10 Ohio State: Wednesday