Full Minors Roster for '09
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Re: Full Minors Roster for '09
If I must go into detail about the old fashioned Honey & Leprechauning...
It is the simple act of taking a vat of honey, placing a contraption in a tree or catwalk above the target, preferably in a pulley-type system, and placing a remote inside of the apparatus to release the honey onto said target upon command.
The difficult part of this trick that was made in the early 1300's is the leprechauning. In order to successfully pull this off, you must purchase a cage, no smaller than 3 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet with a latch that is bullet proof (leprechaun teeth are vicious). You must have at least 5 leprechauns for every 2 feet of height of the target. (example: if the target is 6 feet tall, you must have 15 leprechauns, and in that case, at least 3 cages.)
In order to guarantee a successful attack of the leprechauns upon the target, you must bribe them with a box of Lucky Charms each, some prefer the marshmallows only. You must train them individually to attack the target, they hate training together due to the lack of attention.
Place the cage no less than 5 feet from the target that is honey-soaked, and unlock the cage from no less than 15 feet away with another remote, the leprechauns will be released and violent. You do not want to be near them... trust me.
Once the target is honeyed and leprechauned, they will have learned their lesson and more than likely died.Comment
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OK, thanks. You are amazing BTW (as is RAZr, and everyone else who helped, you guys really are awesome).Comment
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(Just kidding around BTW, the question drives me nuts too)
Knight, et al. Thanks in advance for all of your hard work on these rosters. This is my first year with the Show and I can hardly wait due to others excitement.Comment
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Razr,
At the beginning of the Red Sox/Baltimore game last night Jerry Remy announced that Adam Eaton uses a Fastball, Curveball, Slider, Cutter, and Changeup. I noticed u still have two pitch types available for him, so if it's true maybe u could add those in. It appeared that he was throwing the Cutter in on Papi as well I saw the changeup being used. Just a heads up. Thanks. LaterComment
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Adam Eaton has one pitch and one pitch alone. THE HOMERUN BALL. Thank god that guy is about 100 miles down 95 now. Knight, you should just put him in AAA on the rosters because he's gonna end up there in a few weeks anyways. And the guy actually showed up for the ring ceremony this year in Philly after all the couch punching he put me and the rest of Philadelphia through the past few years. Worst free agent signing for the Phils since Danny Tartabull. Nice guy, horrible pitcher.Comment
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what exactly are we expecting today? this is the full minors with....Comment
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Me and my nerdy ex roommates used to sit around sometimes and try to name obscure funny athletes from our youth (late 80's early 90's). It went to far when we started buying starting lineup figurines of them on eBay trying to best each other with their ridiculousness. I still have about 25 starting lineup figurines in my basement in a box with name like Haywood Jefries, Candy Maldonado, Yo Murphy, Billy Joe Tolliver, Carney Lansford, and many more. If anyone is restless waiting for Knights release tonight post some ridiculous names. Maybe someone can make a historical roster with ridiculous players from the past. HahahaComment
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Hey fellas... dumb questin here, I can't seem to find the players potential rating???I've looked for this through the roster control menu and can pull all info pertaining to the players attributes, spray, charts and secondary poistions, but for whatever reason I can't find their potential rating
Or is this something you can only pull up on your players upon startng a franchise? I'm like most people here eagerly awaitng Knights rosters, and haven't really gone in to start a franchise as of yet.Comment
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Re: Full Minors Roster for '09
Hey fellas... dumb questin here, I can't seem to find the players potential rating???I've looked for this through the roster control menu and can pull all info pertaining to the players attributes, spray, charts and secondary poistions, but for whatever reason I can't find their potential rating
Or is this something you can only pull up on your players upon startng a franchise? I'm like most people here eagerly awaitng Knights rosters, and haven't really gone in to start a franchise as of yet.Comment
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