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  • Jitters_1981
    Rookie
    • Apr 2006
    • 174

    #1

    jokes (not meant to offend)

    Hey guys, I just heard some cubby jokes that were pretty funny and I thought maybe we could post some baseball jokes and funny pics that we have heard or seen. OK 2 that I have heard are :

    1. What do the Cards and the Cubs have in common? neither one of them have won a world series in thier new stadiums.

    2. Every team in baseball has a website except for the Cubs because they can't get 3 w's in row.

    Like I said not trying to offend just trying to have some fun.
  • BGarrett7
    All Star
    • Jul 2003
    • 5890

    #2
    Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

    That... Was horribly unfunny.

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    • BunnyHardaway
      Banned
      • Nov 2004
      • 15195

      #3
      Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

      Originally posted by BGarrett7
      That... Was horribly unfunny.
      Co-sign.

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      • GBrushTWood
        Banned
        • Mar 2003
        • 1624

        #4
        Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

        *throws tomatoes at the stage*

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        • ndeezlo
          Fum police
          • Jul 2002
          • 3272

          #5
          Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

          am i the only one offended by him calling those jokes?
          Last edited by ndeezlo; 06-26-2006, 03:28 PM.
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          • Macar91
            Running of the Bulls
            • Mar 2005
            • 2574

            #6
            Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

            That was a horrible attempt at making fun of the Cubs, which should be pretty easy.
            Originally posted by billmatic
            Radman is more like the ******** homeless man's version of Okur.

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            • Jitters_1981
              Rookie
              • Apr 2006
              • 174

              #7
              Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

              I thought they were kind of funny. Nobody else has any jokes? Like I said this isn't a team bashing thread it's meant to be a jokes thread. I dont care what team or player they refer to, I want to hear em.

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              • TheLetterZ
                All Star
                • Jul 2002
                • 6752

                #8
                Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                No, they were terrible. Don't make any more jokes.

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                • Vince
                  Bow for Bau
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 26017

                  #9
                  Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                  I like this one...






                  A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

                  "You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

                  "Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

                  The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

                  "Roof!"

                  "Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"

                  "Bark!"

                  "And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"

                  "Ruth!"

                  "I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

                  The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

                  As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
                  @ me or dap me

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                  • Macar91
                    Running of the Bulls
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 2574

                    #10
                    Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                    Not a joke, but the top 10 brawls in MLB history.



                    My fav is the Chan Ho one.
                    Originally posted by billmatic
                    Radman is more like the ******** homeless man's version of Okur.

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                    • GBrushTWood
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 1624

                      #11
                      Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                      Originally posted by Vince
                      I like this one...






                      A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

                      "You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

                      "Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

                      The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

                      "Roof!"

                      "Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"

                      "Bark!"

                      "And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"

                      "Ruth!"

                      "I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

                      The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

                      As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
                      I'm not gonna lie, I lauled at this one.

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                      • petrojelly05
                        Rookie
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 204

                        #12
                        Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                        I love when that dude drop kicks the catcher and then charges the mound and hes like surrounded by 5 opposing players and hes like bring it on. I love that one.

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                        • Stu
                          All Star
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 7924

                          #13
                          Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                          Originally posted by petrojelly05
                          I love when that dude drop kicks the catcher and then charges the mound and hes like surrounded by 5 opposing players and hes like bring it on. I love that one.
                          Izzy Alcantera. That was actually in a minor league game for the Pawtucket Red Sox. He was looking to hit anyone that came near him. Mo Vaughn is my favorite. On the behind the pitcher view he just comes out of nowhere.
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                          • petrojelly05
                            Rookie
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 204

                            #14
                            Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                            mo vaugh did the goldberg spear lmao!

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                            • rubisco43
                              All Star
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 4372

                              #15
                              Re: jokes (not meant to offend)

                              Hmm, thought that first joke by the OP was kinda chuckle worthy.
                              http://valid.canardpc.com/show_oc.php?id=805002

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