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[X*Cell]

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I like this one...






A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"

"Bark!"

"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!"

"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"

Better version that had me on the floor:

Linkage

[Jitters_1981]

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Hehe, the dog joke is pretty good. Anyone else have any jokes or funny pics? I am suprised how rare the brawls are considering how many players get hit by pitches. I know I would snap and limp to the mound if I got hit by a pitch considering how hard those balls are thrown. My wife works with a guy that played and was gonna play college ball but got hit in his elbow by a pitch and had to kiss his future career goodbye. That guy woulda deserved to get hit a few good times.

[AugustWest71]

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Here's a baseball joke I heard in middle school, and for some reason I still remember it.

Two best friends (Joe and Frank) are huge baseball fans. They make a vow to each other that whoever dies first will come back as a ghost and tell the other if there's baseball in heaven. Joe dies first (ran over by a semi) and comes back as a ghost a few months later to tell Frank if there's baseball in heaven. Joe says to Frank, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is baseball in heaven, the bad news is you're pitching tomorrow."

[Blzer]

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Not a joke, but the top 10 brawls in MLB history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyDN2y3S3iE

My fav is the Chan Ho one.

Makes me miss the old Sportscenter look.

[rspencer86]

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Makes me miss the old Sportscenter look.

Me too.

The Chan Ho flying-spinning-kick had me rolling on the floor laughing. Man, that is great.

-Ryan

[nofearsp2007]

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The Izzy one has got to be the funniest thing ive ever seen in a sports brawl.