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  • Brandwin
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 30621

    #1

    lol A-Rod and Jeter

    This week's revelation that Derek Jeter and A-Rod are no longer BFF has thrown New Yorkers into a collective inner turmoil unseen since the darkest days of the transit strike. In an effort to facilitate some kind of public catharsis — and, frankly, to explore our own emotions on the subject — we'd like to offer a one-act play, Joe Torre's Come and Gone.
    Yankee Stadium locker room, midday. DEREK sits on a watercooler, picking grass out of his cleats. His eyes seem plunged into the dark waters of the past. ALEX enters stage left, wearing only a bath towel and whistling the theme from Madame Butterfly. He stops abruptly when he sees DEREK.
    ALEX
    [Trying to sound casual.] The wind was tough out there today.
    DEREK
    Yeah.
    ALEX
    I mean, I thought that pop-up was coming right at me, so I was like "Mine!" But then it started drifting over your way and you were all "I got it," and then … [His voice trails off; he raises the towel to his eyes.] And then, well, you caught it.
    [A long silence passes. Derek cleans his shoes, Alex towels his bangs.]
    ALEX
    It was a nice play, Derek. That's all I'm trying to say.
    DEREK
    Thank you.
    [Another long silence.]
    ALEX
    Why do you feel so far away from me? It's like, ever since —
    DEREK
    Alex, I can't do this now.
    ALEX
    You never sing to me the way you used to.
    DEREK
    We have a job to do, Alex. I'm trying to focus. It isn't 1996 anymore.
    ALEX
    Oh, why can't I be a championship, so you could focus on me!
    [A wounded silence.]
    DEREK
    It's never been that simple, and you know it.
    ALEX
    Then just tell me one thing. Do you remember, Derek — [he breaks off, overwhelmed] do you remember the way we ran into each other during that pop-up last season?
    DEREK
    Yes. [In truth, Derek has thought of little else since. He closes his eyes briefly and continues to clean his cleats until, in a sudden rush, Alex kneels in front of him and seizes his hands. Derek averts his eyes, but soon returns Alex's gaze with feeling.]
    ALEX
    After the ball skipped off of my glove and into the dirt, you gave me this look, right there in front of everybody. It was devastating. But at the same time it was so fierce, so real. Even through your anger — [a pained chuckle escapes his lips] hell, probably because of your anger — it felt like you were really seeing me. For the first time in years, it was like you actually saw me. Not the contract, not the endorsements, not the postseason strikeouts. Me. And I could tell we were both, for that moment, both just present together, you know? Really just existing in the same space, in the purity of our anger, our hearts, our fear. The way we used to, during the sleepovers, when you'd comfort me after a nightmare. And it just made me feel so — it just made me …
    DEREK
    [With new warmth.] Feel my trust, Alex. Feel my trust, and speak your need.
    ALEX
    So full.
    DEREK
    Alex, there is a kind of bird, a species in Africa that —
    ALEX
    [Puts his finger to Derek's mouth.] No! Don't!
    DEREK
    [Turning away.] Please, I must. I need you to understand. This bird, it drinks the nectar of the sacred Andubu flower. And every year when the elders of Kenya make their holy pilgrimage to harvest the flower after the great rains, the birds rise from those fields in large colorful waves — until the sky is bursting and trembling with indigo and scarlet, turquoise and gold, and the chorus of birdsong is deafening. The Kenyans call this moment "the twilight of the soul," and it is said that soul mates around the world, alive or dead, sing to each other in the language of that birdsong.

    ALEX
    [Weeping openly now.] Sing it to me, Derek.
    DEREK
    I'm already singing it, Alex. I've been singing it since the moment we met. You just haven't allowed yourself to hear it.
    [They reach for each other's hands. Just then, footsteps approach from the direction of Joe Torre's office. Alex hurries back to his locker and dabs the towel at his eyes. Derek continues to clean his cleats — though they've been spotless now for twenty minutes. In the distance, a bird sings on the infield.]
    The curtain falls.

    .....
  • Gary Armida
    MVP
    • Oct 2003
    • 2533

    #2
    Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

    LOL. Sad, yet funny at the same time.
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    • Blzer
      Resident film pundit
      • Mar 2004
      • 42520

      #3
      Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter



      That just made my day!



      Seriously, though... if I were Jeter, I'd ask for Rodriguez to be off the team. I just would.
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      • AI_Franchise
        Banned
        • Nov 2002
        • 2146

        #4
        Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

        Originally posted by Blzer


        That just made my day!



        Seriously, though... if I were Jeter, I'd ask for Rodriguez to be off the team. I just would.
        They both HOF players, but Jeter is still the captain. There's a rumor AROD might void his last few years, in order to leave the team or re-construct a new contract.

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        • deeman11747
          G-M*nnnn
          • Feb 2003
          • 3194

          #5
          Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

          I dont know what A-Rod was thinking when he made the sleepover comment. What the hell did he think would happen?

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          • SPTO
            binging
            • Feb 2003
            • 68046

            #6
            Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

            Originally posted by AI_Franchise
            They both HOF players, but Jeter is still the captain. There's a rumor AROD might void his last few years, in order to leave the team or re-construct a new contract.
            Yep basically this could be A-Rod's last year as a Yankee. It's a bit of a gamble especially if he has another atrocious postseason. I know Boras likes doing this with his clients but I doubt A-Rod's gonna be getting anything close to the ballpark of his last contract.
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            "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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            • chippered
              MVP
              • Aug 2002
              • 1528

              #7
              Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

              Originally posted by SPTO
              Yep basically this could be A-Rod's last year as a Yankee. It's a bit of a gamble especially if he has another atrocious postseason. I know Boras likes doing this with his clients but I doubt A-Rod's gonna be getting anything close to the ballpark of his last contract.
              Arod may have finally realized money cant buy happiess. I still think he's a hell of a player, and I hope whatever happens, he has a great season.
              GT = Chippered

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              • AI_Franchise
                Banned
                • Nov 2002
                • 2146

                #8
                Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                I would guess Jeter is jealous of Arod's contract on some part.

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                • snepp
                  We'll waste him too.
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 10007

                  #9
                  Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                  He's making 20+ mil per himself, so not much to be jealous of. Especially considering it was Arod's contract that was directly responsible for the monster deal he received.
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                  • Beantown
                    #DoYourJob
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 31523

                    #10
                    Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                    I liked this one better...

                    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...t&lid=tab3pos2

                    1997: Jeter invites A-Rod over to his apartment for an offseason sleepover. After a few hours they decide to show each other tricks that they can do. Rodriguez impresses Jeter with a card trick and a short juggling routine, while Jeter blows his friend's mine by displaying all of his intangibles.

                    2005: The relationship between the two becomes even more fractured during a sleepover game of Truth Or Dare. Jeter dares Rodriguez to drive in a meaningful run once in his Yankees career, prompting Rodriguez to ask Jeter to admit the truth that no one would have ever heard of him had he played his career in a city like Kansas City or Milwaukee instead of New York.

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                    • NYJets
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 18637

                      #11
                      Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                      "while Rodriguez secretly steals all of Mrs. Jeter's purple lipstick."

                      "Garciaparra says it is, and then a giggling Jeter and A-Rod tell him he should go catch it -- upon which Garciaparra tears his hamstring."

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                      • SPTO
                        binging
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 68046

                        #12
                        Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                        Originally posted by AI_Franchise
                        I would guess Jeter is jealous of Arod's contract on some part.
                        Why would Jeter be jealous when he's porking hot celebs right and left?
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                        "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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                        • AI_Franchise
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 2146

                          #13
                          Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                          Originally posted by SPTO
                          Why would Jeter be jealous when he's porking hot celebs right and left?
                          Is he the cover boy of the league though? Besides, I know he is getting paid well, but Arod got the biggest contract in sports...next to David Beckham.
                          I would be lying if I was saying there is no rift between these two.

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                          • SPTO
                            binging
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 68046

                            #14
                            Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                            MLB doesn't really have a coverboy if you think about it. Besides i'm sure most people would think of Jeter before A-Rod if you asked the casual fan about the Yankees. Heck, I bet some that don't follow baseball would think Roger Clemens is still a Yankee!

                            I agree there's been a rift between the two but I don't think money is the main reason for it.
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                            "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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                            • AI_Franchise
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 2146

                              #15
                              Re: lol A-Rod and Jeter

                              Indeed. Jeter is the coverboy of the Yanks. I never said money is the main reason, I just think it's part of the reason. Jeter never seemed to welcome Arod to this roster, the only thing he got out of it were questions after question regarding whether he will change positions for Arod, or why, as a captain, he doesn't back him up whenever Arod faced scrutiny or the Boston mess.

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