Re: The Value of Kobe Bryant (article)
The mamba is a killer, an assasin, the leader, the best, the greatest.
Kobe Bryant's tears cure cancer. But he is so bad and tough, he doesn't cry.
Kobe Bryant has counted to infinity.
Twice!!
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Kobe Bryant, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Kobe Bryant once crossed over someone so fast that his hand broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Kobe Bryant's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the heck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Kobe Bryant allows to live.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kobe Bryant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Kobe Bryant is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Kobe Bryant is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Kobe Bryant CAN believe it's not butter.
When God said, "let there be light", Kobe Bryant said, "say 'pretty please'."
Kobe Bryant uses a night light. Not because Kobe Bryant is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Kobe Bryant.
The mamba is a killer, an assasin, the leader, the best, the greatest.
Kobe Bryant's tears cure cancer. But he is so bad and tough, he doesn't cry.
Kobe Bryant has counted to infinity.
Twice!!
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Kobe Bryant, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Kobe Bryant once crossed over someone so fast that his hand broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Kobe Bryant's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the heck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Kobe Bryant allows to live.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kobe Bryant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Kobe Bryant is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Kobe Bryant is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Kobe Bryant CAN believe it's not butter.
When God said, "let there be light", Kobe Bryant said, "say 'pretty please'."
Kobe Bryant uses a night light. Not because Kobe Bryant is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Kobe Bryant.
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