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    yellow
    • Sep 2002
    • 66469

    #16
    Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

    Brown won't be prosecuted in cake heist

    HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. -- A man walking down the street at bar-closing time with a $190 cake in his arms claimed Los Angeles Lakers center Kwame Brown swiped his birthday treat.

    But authorities said the cake caper won't be prosecuted.

    In a police report, Alexander Martinez said he left his 30th birthday celebration at the Shore Restaurant and Lounge at about 1:45 a.m. Saturday with the uneaten 2-by-2-foot cake and walked north toward the Blue 32 nightclub.

    Martinez told police he first came upon Lakers forward Ronny Turiaf, who he said agreed to pose for a photograph with him and the chocolate cake.

    But outside of Blue 32, the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown came along, grabbed the cake and threw it at Martinez, according to the report. Brown got into a white limousine and left, Martinez claimed in the report, although he didn't suggest any reason for the cake toss.

    Martinez reported that he then walked up to Lamar Odom as the Lakers forward left Pedone's Pizza and confronted him about the cake, which was splattered on the birthday man's back.

    A man believed to be Odom's bodyguard pushed Martinez into the street, yelling at him to get away from Odom, the police report said.

    "Calm down, he didn't do anything," Odom told the man believed to be his bodyguard, the report said.

    Everyone then went their separate ways and Martinez filed a police report 12 hours later.

    Detectives presented a possible "grand theft of a person" case to the city attorney's office, which decided not to prosecute.

    Brown wasn't talking, but Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the alleged incident and had been told prosecutors were not filing charges. Black had no other comment.

    The Lakers are on a three-game road trip through Saturday.

    Brown, averaging 8.7 points and 6.6 rebounds, has been sidelined since spraining his right ankle on Dec. 31. He is expected back in about two weeks.


    Caked and beat up...lol


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    • Jimplication
      MVP
      • Aug 2004
      • 3591

      #17
      Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

      Who pays $190 for a 2' x 2' cake?

      I hope it had some good drugs in it to warrant such a price.
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      • 23
        yellow
        • Sep 2002
        • 66469

        #18
        Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

        It was Hermosa Beach man. Only in a city like that.

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        • skitch
          Fear Ameer
          • Oct 2002
          • 12349

          #19
          Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it



          That avatar is classic.

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          • Flightwhite24
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jul 2005
            • 12094

            #20
            Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

            Originally posted by KDRE_OS
            It was Hermosa Beach man. Only in a city like that.
            After reading the Kwame story then this picture. This may have been the funniest post I have ever read. You guys are sick!!!!! In a food way of course. Peace!!!
            The poster formerly know as "FLIGHTWHITE"

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            • RubenDouglas
              Hall Of Fame
              • May 2003
              • 11202

              #21
              Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

              file a report??? c'mon now..

              id just ask to repay for the cake unless it was warrranted to be thrown

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              • Tha_Kid
                All Star
                • Oct 2002
                • 6550

                #22
                Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                I read on another forum from someone (who works with someone who knows someone etc) that what happened was the Lakers were out celebrating Turiaf's birthday and Kwame just took the guys cake out of nowhere and tried to get Ronny with it, and but ended up getting most of it on the guy he took the cake from. Apparently he didnt know the cake was 190 and the guy actually went to the Lakers/Heat game on monday and Kwame got the guy moved up to some frontrow seats to try and makeup for it. Funny the amount of different versions floating around the net.

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                • SteelersFreak
                  All Star
                  • May 2004
                  • 9582

                  #23
                  Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                  Grand theft, rofl.
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                  • ex carrabba fan
                    I'll thank him for you
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 32744

                    #24
                    Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                    Originally posted by Tha_Kid
                    I read on another forum from someone (who works with someone who knows someone etc) that what happened was the Lakers were out celebrating Turiaf's birthday and Kwame just took the guys cake out of nowhere and tried to get Ronny with it, and but ended up getting most of it on the guy he took the cake from. Apparently he didnt know the cake was 190 and the guy actually went to the Lakers/Heat game on monday and Kwame got the guy moved up to some frontrow seats to try and makeup for it. Funny the amount of different versions floating around the net.
                    LOL. Well you know people [they never jump to conclusions, or judge people and their actions before all the facts are presented], but I'm glad to hear this wasn't malicious, and Brown even attempted to make up for it by giving the guy some seats.

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                    • Sarah
                      MVP
                      • May 2003
                      • 2609

                      #25
                      Re: Lakers wanted an enforcer, they have it

                      Originally posted by Streetz
                      So is Kwame put down in the "thug" category now?
                      Dang, just by thowing somebody a cake can make you a thug nowadays? Wow, I wonder what hitting somebody with a pillow can make you nowadays. Maybe a gangster or something.

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