Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

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  • JiggidyJames
    All Star
    • Apr 2005
    • 5267

    #16
    Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

    Originally posted by Williamz
    Am I wrong for finding it so rude it was actually funny? "Yeah she had cancer but she could still vaccum" that cracked me up
    No, you're not. I'm about to go the Nintendo Store here in NYC and then I'm picking up this book to read on the bus trip back. I'll be back with a report tonight...
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    • dansaint
      Pro
      • Feb 2003
      • 847

      #17
      Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

      I loved Jericho's comments that he doesn't consider Batista's book in the same league as his...because...as he said "5 years doesn't really leave you a lot to talk about...not anything one would want to read, at least" or something similar to that.

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      • MizzouBravesFan
        MVP
        • Mar 2004
        • 2489

        #18
        Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

        The effects of steroids at it's finest.

        Seriously, what a douchebag.
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        • Spectre
          Th* ******
          • Mar 2003
          • 5853

          #19
          Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

          Originally posted by Dr.J
          "Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

          Insert taken from his book.
          LOL

          These are arguably the funniest words written. They can't be real!

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          • The GIGGAS
            Timbers - Jags - Hokies
            • Mar 2003
            • 28474

            #20
            Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

            Originally posted by mgoblue
            I feel bad for the guy who had to read Batista's notes and ghostwrite that into a book....

            He had to turn "Duh, uh, hmmmm, yeah, threesome, cancer, uhhhhhhh" into something coherent.
            HAHAHA yes!
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            • J0nnD0ugh
              Hall Of Fame
              • Feb 2003
              • 16602

              #21
              Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

              Originally posted by Dr.J
              "Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

              Insert taken from his book.
              To quote another wrestler........."WHAT?!?!"
              Originally posted by VP Richard M. Nixon
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              • Holic
                All Star
                • Feb 2003
                • 6424

                #22
                Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                If this is serious, then he is a piece of ****. Plain and simple.

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                • Porschebenz2001
                  MVP
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 3628

                  #23
                  Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                  I just read that some internet *** clown made that whole insert up.
                  Ryan Clark "reported" it, and apparently he's Mr. anti-WWE.
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                  • JiggidyJames
                    All Star
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 5267

                    #24
                    Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                    Almost done with book and this ain't in there.

                    I can't recomend it.
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                    • CaptainZombie
                      Brains
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 37851

                      #25
                      Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                      Originally posted by Dr.J
                      "Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

                      Insert taken from his book.
                      Originally posted by JiggidyJames
                      Almost done with book and this ain't in there.

                      I can't recomend it.
                      That is good to hear that its not in there, this guy would have no soul doing this to a sick wife/husband.

                      James, did you pickup the Bret Hart book?
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                      • J.R. Locke
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 4137

                        #26
                        Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                        Originally posted by USF11
                        I am guessing this can't be real, and just an embellishment to sell books.
                        ???? WHAT!!!

                        You don't think that kind of rationale is used by others?

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                        • JiggidyJames
                          All Star
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 5267

                          #27
                          Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                          Originally posted by candymanGT
                          That is good to hear that its not in there, this guy would have no soul doing this to a sick wife/husband.

                          James, did you pickup the Bret Hart book?
                          Nah, I'm gonna pick that up when I have more time. There isn't anything to really digest in this book; it's a quick, mindless read. Bret's & Jericho's (which is the one I'm most interested in) books probably have more substance.

                          It's still more entertaining than Foley's last one.
                          Last edited by JiggidyJames; 10-24-2007, 07:00 PM.
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                          • CaptainZombie
                            Brains
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 37851

                            #28
                            Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                            Originally posted by JiggidyJames
                            Nah, I'm gonna pick that up when I have more time. There isn't anything to really digest in this book; it's a quick, mindless read. Bret's & Jericho's (which is the one I'm most interested in) books probably have more substance.
                            I'm going to try and pick up Bret's book over the weekend. I hear there are some crazy stuff in there so I can't wait to check it out.
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                            • Holic
                              All Star
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6424

                              #29
                              Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                              Well it's a relief to hear thats not in there. When I read it, and my wife read it. We both thought it couldn't be legit, because if it was. Well, like I previous stated. I've seen several people go through chemo-therapy, and it's not easy..at all.

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                              • TheMatrix31
                                RF
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 52901

                                #30
                                Re: Batista isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

                                You mean to tell me you guys actually believed this? I read it the first time right now and thought to myself this is so outlandish and ****ed up, there's no way any professional would say this.

                                The only people capable of this crap are your typical Digg-Fark-Kos types. Losers.
                                Last edited by TheMatrix31; 10-24-2007, 07:10 PM.

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