Tovarich: Seriously. WHAT AM I DOING HERE AGAIN? We haven't played a game yet.
Reporter: Uhhh. It was roster finalization day. That's really big news.
Tovarich: No, it's really not.
Reporter: Moving on, we see the roster has been trimmed a little bit. Please explain what went into all the changes coach.
Tovarich: (fake smiling) Gladly (deep breath). I cut the JUCO guy the last coach signed.
Reporter: His name is Vidal Ireland.
Tovarich: Sure, I've already forgotten him.
Reporter: What did he do to get cut?
Tovarich: He was never going to see the court here. I'm freeing up the scholarship.
Reporter: So he did nothing wrong?
Tovarich: No one said he did, but it's better if he moves on to other things.
Reporter: So you're just heartlessly cutting people through no fault of their own?
Tovarich: I don't have time for feelings.
Reporter: Some other people seem be gone too.
Tovarich: Yes. I cut whoever the 3rd center was.
Reporter: These are people. They have names and families.
Tovarich: Great, I'm sure they do. They're just not part of the Western Kentucky basketball family anymore. As far as I can tell, they've disappeared from the entire universe never to be heard from again.
Reporter: OK, who else
Tovarich: That's it for cuts. The backup C is redshirting. We've got a plethora of power forwards who seem like they'll be adequate at C for this season. Then I actually kept an 11th guy, just because he's a SR. See how nice and benevolent I am? I probably won't play him unless it's a blowout but I left him on the roster anyway? Happy??
Reporter: No need to be antagonistic coach.
Tovarich: You started it.
Reporter: So what are the recruiting priorities? You have 2 scholarships available.
Tovarich: Yeah, I don't know why I don't have 4. I cut these two. There's no reason they should be counting against my total. I can't use them until next year, so I can't sign anyone until the year after, which means I basically lose that scholarship for two entire seasons. I don't know who's idea that was, but it was a bad one. Anyway, PG is a for sure, need a 2nd true PG on the roster. Then I'll probably just go for whoever the best player I think I can get is, regardless of position.
Reporter: And you still don't want to tell us anything about your assistants?
Tovarich: I told you all I know about them. Maybe I'll start calling in sick for these things and send you the assistants to talk to since you're so obsessed with them. See ya'll after, you know, WE PLAY AN ACTUAL GAME. Have a good day everyone.
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