Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

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  • Shaver
    Legend
    • Jul 2002
    • 10148

    #31
    Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

    pylon... not pile-on, ya fuzzyball smackin' twit...
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    • Acid
      Mr. Brightside
      • May 2003
      • 16954

      #32
      Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

      Originally posted by Clay_OS
      pylon... not pile-on, ya fuzzyball smackin' twit...
      Ahhh that makes sense.

      I never knew how to spell that.

      Gracias, Clay.
      Blind to this impending fate
      We let the world carry our weight
      It's back breaks with every mile
      But we all live in denial

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      • UM_Juggalo
        Rookie
        • Jul 2004
        • 7

        #33
        Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

        Great stuff.... curious since he is a Cane where's the attitude... I wanna see Maestro taunting thats gotta look bizzare.

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        • BhamTiger
          Pro
          • Nov 2004
          • 710

          #34
          Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

          Originally posted by UM_Juggalo
          Great stuff.... curious since he is a Cane where's the attitude... I wanna see Maestro taunting thats gotta look bizzare.
          Especially if he does the "goalpost dunk". He'd have to have one hell of a vertical leap to pull that off...
          Once upon a time, I had a lovely signature. Then it died. The end.

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          • bad_philanthropy
            MVP
            • Jul 2005
            • 12167

            #35
            Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

            With the way Maestro had been strutting around campus after the win over Virginia you'd think he was seven feet tall and toting a big ol' Heisman trophy under his arm instead of a tiny scrap of paper that he used to take his notes on. The next opponent for the 'Canes wouldn't be a team of the likes they had encountered. Why, God himself quarterbacked this next team that they were slated to battle on Saturday night in primetime on ABC. It would be Maestro's first game against FSU. He had never been to Tallahassee, had never been to the Panhandle, had never been to Southwest Georgia, but he hated the FSU culture there, and he hated in all over the rest of the United States, and even Canada. All the scattered alumni, and bandwagoners, he all wanted them to see on national television the wrath upon which he would unleash upon their beloved Seminoles. Well...maybe next year.

            Maestro had some early struggles early getting bowled over by the FSU fullback on a goalline situation. He also failed to punch it in on a goal line situation. He was never able to find his rhythm on offense. Bobby Bowden must have had his players chasing mice around the pracitce in preparation for Maestro (he did). Every time Maestro touched the ball there was nothing but garnet and gold in all directions. It didn't help that Lance Leggett was suspended after being discovered to be involved in some sort of academic fraud scam. Luckily the woefully underachieving Ryan Moore stepped up his play, and John Peattie was money, both contributing largely to a 38-12 victory for Miami and thus avenging last year's embarrassing loss at Doak. So maybe it was just the Maestro magic that helped secure the victory? Maestro did discover a new talent during his struggles. Coach Pagnici stuck him at fullback and the little man proved that he can block like the best of them! In case you were wondering, his Almighty was knocked out of the game in the first quarter by Willie Williams. I can't quite decide if that could be considered ironic or not. The line of Maestro against FSU, 3 tackles, 20 carries for 40 yards, and 2 pancakes that I can't believe I didn't see so I don't have a pic !!!

            Maestro fais to hold the line early on


            This is pretty much the story of Maestro's twenty carries


            Maestro gets his first crack at leadblocking

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            • dagger55
              No end in sight...
              • Jul 2004
              • 7907

              #36
              Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

              hahaha

              great writing, and great pics...keep 'em coming, and get maestro a heisman!!

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              • Buckaholic
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 580

                #37
                Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                I wonder what the Heisman presentation would look like if Maestro won it? Wonder if the trophy would just like be floating in mid-air with him under it? Haha, anyways good luck.

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                • BhamTiger
                  Pro
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 710

                  #38
                  Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                  Just the sight of tiny Maestro lead blocking for that guy in the last pic is just.... I'm cracking up at work looking at that pic.
                  Once upon a time, I had a lovely signature. Then it died. The end.

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                  • fishepa
                    I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 18989

                    #39
                    Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                    This is the best thread...ever...

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                    • Swervekid
                      Rookie
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 238

                      #40
                      Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                      I need to see footage of celebrations!
                      Fight on you stalwart Ram team
                      On to the goal!
                      Tear the Buffaloes line asunder
                      As Down the field we thunder.

                      Knights of the Green and Gold
                      Fight with all your might!
                      Fight on you stalwart Ram team
                      Fight! Fight! Fight!

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                      • XboxRocks1991
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 1927

                        #41
                        Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                        Is this really possible?
                        Michael Phelps for 8 gold medals in Beijing 2008
                        Texas Longhorns for a National Championship

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                        • Acid
                          Mr. Brightside
                          • May 2003
                          • 16954

                          #42
                          Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                          Originally posted by XboxRocks1991
                          Is this really possible?
                          The player being 7 inches?

                          Yes, it is a glitch in the game. If it wasn't, how would he be posting this?
                          Blind to this impending fate
                          We let the world carry our weight
                          It's back breaks with every mile
                          But we all live in denial

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                          • trobinson97
                            Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 16366

                            #43
                            Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                            Originally posted by Acid
                            The player being 7 inches?

                            Yes, it is a glitch in the game. If it wasn't, how would he be posting this?

                            A little proggy called Photoshop. But yeah, it's a real glitch though. Click the links in my sig for video.
                            PS: You guys are great.

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                            • theaub
                              Stop! Homer Time!
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 9643

                              #44
                              Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                              I can just see Lee Corso going: "There's not many 7 inch guys in college football, so maybe he should aim a bit higher next time."
                              Blue Jays, Blackhawks, Auburn

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                              • trobinson97
                                Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 16366

                                #45
                                Re: Not to small to play football: Maestro's Story

                                Hey b_p, I need my my Maestro fix!
                                PS: You guys are great.

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                                ...2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020....
                                What a run
                                Roll Tide




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