The Crosby Effect**A Penguins dynasty**

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  • GoldenJet
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    The Crosby Effect**A Penguins dynasty**

    Penguins Come Back With Cup Hopes

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    Pens Look to Avenge Last Year’s Short Playoff Run
    [FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']The off-season started off with the new additions of Jarkko Ruutu of the Vancouver Canucks, Gary Roberts from the Florida Panthers and Georges Laraque of the Phoenix Coyotes. They also, later acquired veteran goaltender Ty Conklin. Evgeni Malkin would be coming off a season which he had won the Calder Memorial Trophy for most proficient in their first season. Jordan Staal set records for youngest player to score two shorthanded goals in one game and the youngest to score on the Penalty shot. He also achieved the record for most shorthanded goals by a rookie with 7. Sidney Crosby would be coming off an amazing season leading his team and the whole NHL in points with 120. Crosby won the Art Ross trophy for player with the most points, the Lester B. Pearson award for most outstanding play and the Hart Memorial Trophy for most valuable to his team. The Penguins then fired General Manager Ray Shero and Head Coach Michel Therrien. They haven't hired the head coach yet but have hired Jason "Scorin'" Skyland, the former NHL superstar.[/font]

    [FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Lineups and the New Head Coach later[/font]
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  • GoldenJet
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    Forwards

    Pascal Dupuis - Sidney Crosby - Marian Hossa
    Ryan Malone - Evgeni Malkin - Petr Sykora
    Jarkko Ruutu - Jordan Staal - Adam Hall
    Gary Roberts - Maxime Talbot -Georges Laraque
    Defence
    Sergei Gonchar - Brooks Orpik
    Ryan Whitney - Darryl Sydor
    Hal Gill - Kristopher Letang
    Goaltenders
    Marc-Andre Fleury - Ty Conklin - Dany Sabourin
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    Last edited by GoldenJet; 07-08-2008, 02:53 PM.
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    • GoldenJet
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      Here is a little background on the New General Manager of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Jason Skyland.

      Jason Skyland was drafted by the Ottawa Senators and put up normal numbers. In his rookie season got 50 points such as 20 goals and 30 assists. Skyland came back for another year but failed with only 17 points with 7 goals. He was then traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins and won the Hart Memorial, Art Ross and Maurice Richard torphy with 165 points and also achieved 65 goals. Then next year he scored 50 goals in 39 games and the pressure came on to cause him to retire very early in his career.
      Regrets Aren't Something You Did, It's Something You Didn't Do

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      • star king3
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        This is a joint dynasty.

        The coaching job was a tight race between Pat Burns Pat Quinn and Jeff Shannon. now we all know who burns and quinn but jeff shannon is different. Jeff is Ryan Shannon's younger brother who played to full games with the canucks when he had a season ending injury so he walked away from the game. Jeff was the head coach of wilkes-barre/scranton penguins who is hoping for a promotion. in Jeff's first 2 games he had 4 goals and 3 assists. shannon also has a chance to get the job because when he was in high school Skyland took a mentoring role to Jeff. With this to his advantage he has the lead in the new coaching job which would allow the scranton penguins assistant coach to move to there head coach.

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        • GoldenJet
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          An Interview With Sidney Crosby And Jason Skyland

          Reporters: We're here with Sidney Crosby and new GM Jason Skyland.

          Crosby: Hello and thank you for inviting me here.

          Skyland: Let's hurry this up, we've got a practise to get on with.

          Reporters: Yes sir, so is it true your doing all the practises for the Penguins until the coach is chosen?

          Skyland: Yep next question.

          Reporters: Sidney Crosby have you ever seen Mr.Skyland play during his career?

          Crosby: I only saw a few games when he played his last games but didn't see him during his prime.

          Reporters: Mr.Skyland, who do you think is the best player in the NHL right now.

          Skyland: No offence Mr.Crosby, but no one has any skill in this league.

          Reporters: But there are many players in this league with great skills.

          Skyland: Doubt it, that's all the time we have for this silly interview, goodbye got it?

          Reporters: Yes Sir.
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          • star king3
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            The Email:

            Dear Mr.Quinn Burns and Shannon i am going to make the choice soon so expect to be hearing from the news. The head coach will also have a press conference soon. The winning coach will get to consult with me for trades.

            Sincerely Jason Skyland

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            • GoldenJet
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              GM Skyland At the Press Confrence

              Ok, i'm gonna make this nice and quick ok. I've decided that the newest coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins. It didn't take me that long to choose the coach of the Penguins. Pat Quinn and Pat Burns had their chance at coaching and had no success. So I've chosen Jeff Shannon. I've know him for a while and I know he can put on a good job with this team. So I am putting the team in his hands from now on.
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              • star king3
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                The conference part 2 with Jeff Shannon:

                Mr.Skyland this is a huge honor i wont let you down, any questions?

                Reporter:Whats your first order of buisness as coach?

                Me: Thats tough i think it will be to focus on young players like mr. letang crosby malkin and others.

                Reporter: Are you going to talk with Mr.Skyland about bringing Ryan Shannon in?

                Me: Well if push comes to shove maybe but shannon should be happy in Vancouver

                Reporter: do you have time for one more question?

                Me: I'm sorry but i need to get around and talk to my players sorry.

                Reporter: Thats okay maybe some other time?

                Me: Sure.

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                • star king3
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                  Practice Part 1 of 3:

                  The team assembled in the locker room. Jeff walks in. Hi team this is are first practice and... where the hell is Laurauqe? He's late has anyone seen him? the team looked at one another. crosby was the first to speak um coach we haven't seen him and coach is this how you normally are or are you nicer and just trying to be bold on day 1? the second one! ok so not like pat Quinn. No I'm nice but late is not acceptable unless you have a good reason. now lines 1 and 2 shooting 3 and 4 stick handling then switch roberts tell laurauqe when he gets here to spend an extra hour after practice on the bike and then the second half of the hour at the punching bag. Also tell laurauqe if he's late again he's traded!

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                  • GoldenJet
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                    Practise Part 2 of 3

                    Sidney Crosby led the Penguins on the ice to see a figure doing fast laps around the entire rink. "Oh so you finally think you should start this practise". "Umm Mr.Skyland why are you on the ice" asked Malone. "I'm doing practise for today, so you guys are ready for the Stanley Cup this year, last year was pitiful" Skyland replied. He then put them through extremely hard drills that caused them to fall down when they entered the dressing room.
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                    • star king3
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                      Practice part 3 of 3:

                      The team was beat after practice as they lay in the dressing room. Jeff walks in. Still no Laraque good god he's traded soon by the way how was practice? Hossa spoke. It was HELL. I noticed you guys came off the ice 2 hours late well it wont happen again next practice is only going to be a light skate. Thank you coach. Crosby said. Look Mr.Skyland is no longer in charge of practice. get a good sleep i need to talk to you about our future. Jeff walks out. Hossa looks at Crosby and says Wow coach is actually nice way better than earlier. Ya Crosby said. he's really good im happy he got the job not Quinn or Burns. Ha Hossa if Quinn got hired i'd be out of here for sure. HaHaHa lets go.
                      Last edited by star king3; 07-08-2008, 05:49 PM.

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                      • GoldenJet
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                        It was 10 minutes to game time and GM Skyland walked into the room seeing a room filled with players ready to take on the Montreal Canadiens. "Ok guys, this is it, it's time to put all your practise into the works". "Blow this game and theirs a big chance you'll see yourself out of Pittsburgh, GOT IT?" Mr.Skyland walked out of the room, heading towards the GM booth. Jordan Staal. who was sitting next to Ryan Malone said "my that was inspiring" with a sarcastic voice.
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                        • star king3
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                          5 to anthem time

                          Jeff walks in. what kind of a motivational speech did Skyland give you? Staal stood up and said "He said that if we dont win this game that we can expect to be out of pittsburgh." "Damn im gonna kill him! Look dont listen to that and GOD WHERE THE HELL IS LARAQUE!!!!!! Anyway ill sort this out with skyland hit the ice and warm up ill be out there in a minute. Team leaves to the ice as Jeff pulls out his blackberry pearl and dials Skylands number. Hey Skyland its me Jeff. What is it? YOU TOLD THE TEAM IF THEY DONT WIN THEY'RE OUT OF PITSBURGH!?! Yes i did i tried to get them in the winning attitude. LOOK YOU LEAVE THE COACHING TO ME THE COACH!!! Fine i will. look i don't wanna be rude and get fired i just wanna get my position and your position in place thank you. its okay jeff i like that you stood up to me. one last thing Jason LARAQUE IS A NO SHOW AGAIN!!!!!
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                          • GoldenJet
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                            Malkin’s Goal Can’t Lift Pens to Victory



                            Evgeni Malkin’s goal couldn’t get the Penguins past their first pre-season game
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                            1st 12:31 MTL Latendresse 1-0 Montreal
                            (Smolinski, Higgins)


                            1st 13:56 PIT Letang 1-1 Tie
                            (Unassisted)

                            2nd 3:22 MTL Kovalev 2-1 Montreal
                            (Unassisted)

                            2nd 14:49 MTL Markov 3-1 Montreal
                            (Murray, Koustopolus)

                            3rd 16:31 PIT Malkin 3-2 Montreal

                            (Ruutu)

                            Shots 31 – 18 Pittsburgh Penguins

                            3 Stars Of The Game


                            Latendresse



                            Markov



                            Price
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