
Foe, not Friend
-AP
On a quick interview within the Jacksonville Training Facility, runningback Fred Taylor had a few things to say about his Week 3 Preseason Opponent...
"Sissies. That's what these punks in the Panhandle are. Sissies.
These dudes play in the same state as us and the Dolphins and they gotta play under a dome, a DOME. Probably afraid to take showers because they'll get wet.
Let these stank snake sissy punks know that me and the Jaguars are coming for them and we're planning on stompin' their butts all over the field!"

On board with the verbal boxing, middle linebacker Mike Peterson let his team's counterparts have it.
"I hate these jokers with a vengeance. They don't throw and when they do, it's one of those lame duck tosses that hit a goofball in the stands. They don't run well enough to score points on anyone. And don't get me started on their secondary...

What good are they?"
Of the two, it looks like both sides of the ball for the Jaguars are looking to back up some harsh words against a team that looked to be K.O.'ed a week ago.

Fighting Words
-AP
A renewed sense of purpose has overcome the Panhandle Pythons this week as they prepare for Jacksonville at home.
Pictures of the Jaguars were stapled to tackling dummies as the defense took to hitting like their lives depended on it.
And for two weeks running, it did.
Prior to NFL Commissioner Goodell's retracted mandate, the team played as though every preseason game was their Super Bowl. Now that their figurative death sentence is lifted, it's almost as if it never even mattered.
Python Cornerback Dope Nose was quoting as saying,
"We look at it as this: the league's very owner didn't want us here and now we're here to stay for the season; or at least until those guys in Tampa take whatever they can get and come back.
We're sick of hearing about it and we're sick of talking about it, so we plan on taking out our frustrations on any and everybody in front of us...
"Tell those chumps Fred Taylor and Mike Peterson that if they want some, come and get it.
We'll be waiting."

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