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  • FlyersFan30
    Pro
    • Mar 2009
    • 619

    #196
    Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

    Originally posted by Bolts_26
    I know. I'm sure Miroslav satan and danny heathly do that all the time...just look at them.
    JESUS whats with the mis spelling of heatley???

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    • Bolts_26
      MVP
      • Jan 2009
      • 2653

      #197
      Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

      Originally posted by FlyersFan30
      JESUS whats with the mis spelling of heatley???
      Inside joke that should not be shared so I don't get banned.

      I will never call him by his real name..HEATHLY it is!

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      • jjo556
        Rookie
        • Jun 2009
        • 184

        #198
        Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

        (13-7-4)VANVSCBJ (11-10-2)


        1st
        No Scoring

        2nd
        10:16 Kristian Huselius
        (D. Brassard, F. Modin)
        12:33 Jakub Voracek (PP)
        (R. Umverger, N. Filatov)

        17:18 Kyle King (SH)
        (R. Kesler, O. Vaananen)

        18:28 Nikita Filatov
        (C. Backman, M. Commodore)


        3rd
        6:55 Derick Brassard (PS)
        (Penalty Shot)

        8:41 Kyle King
        (M. Ohlund, E. Hunter)
        9:00 Pavol Demitra
        (S. Salo)


        VAN 3 FINAL CBJ 4
        Go Saints.

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        • Madman55
          Dibs!
          • Apr 2008
          • 1255

          #199
          Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

          Go me! Lmao. 2 Big goals, especially that shorty.


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          • jjo556
            Rookie
            • Jun 2009
            • 184

            #200
            Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

            Anyone else notice that if a goal wasn't scored by an OS player on Vancouver, that it's always either O'Brien, Salo, or Demitra?
            Go Saints.

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            • canucksfan33
              Banned
              • Apr 2009
              • 576

              #201
              Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

              When's the trade gonna be made?

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              • jjo556
                Rookie
                • Jun 2009
                • 184

                #202
                Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                Originally posted by canucksfan33
                When's the trade gonna be made?
                Announcing it two updates from now.
                Go Saints.

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                • jjo556
                  Rookie
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 184

                  #203
                  Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                  “Hey man where ya going?” asked Kyle.

                  “I promised my mom I would go see her today and tomorrow since I missed Thanksgiving.”

                  “Didn’t you just go down to L.A.?”

                  “Yea, but I was keeping up with the Kardashians.”

                  “...What?!”

                  “Nothing man, I was with my girlfriend.”

                  “Kay, whatever. Later.”

                  “Hey where’s Eric?”

                  “I don’t know, he and Gary have been gone a lot lately.”

                  “Tell him I said bye.” “Wait, never mind, he’s pulling up right now.”

                  “Hey Eric, or I guess bye. I’m leaving to L.A. Later.” He didn’t say a word. Okay...
                  ***
                  “Hey, look what the cat dragged in,” Alex said.

                  “Hey good to see you man. What are you doing here?”

                  “Oh your mom invited me. Listen, I think it’s great you and Anna are getting back together.”

                  What? “Dude, what the hell are you talking-” I looked up at the stairs and saw Anna. I thought she was trying to tell me she wasn’t pregnant. She looks well along the way. Somewhere around three months from now the baby’s do. Wow, there’s something beautiful about her. I guess it’s her glow from being pregnant. She looks fantastic.

                  “Hey, I hope you don’t mind, but I invited Anna over,” my mom said while awkwardly smiling. Well, I guess it’s time to be the man and be mature about this.

                  “Hello Anna.”

                  “Hey ba-...Josh.”

                  “You look...big. I mean-”

                  “It’s okay, I know what you mean. There’s something I really want to talk to you about.”

                  “Okay. Go.”

                  “It needs to be in private.”

                  “Okay..” I said while rolling my eyes and following her upstairs.
                  She sighed deeply and started looking around nervously. “Well?” I asked.

                  “Well, I am not actually pregnant...with Skyland’s baby.” What?! Why would she tell me that now! “This baby..I’m carrying...is yours...”
                  Go Saints.

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                  • Bolts_26
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 2653

                    #204
                    Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                    See what you get fr being a manwhore?

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                    • jjo556
                      Rookie
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 184

                      #205
                      Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                      Prolly no updates today, but I'll try. Happy fourth.
                      Go Saints.

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                      • Clarke_311
                        MVP
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1109

                        #206
                        Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                        Wow, surprisng ending. Who are you going to go out with now?
                        Edmonton Oilers Fan
                        Edmonton Eskimos Fan
                        Toronto Raptors Fan
                        Toronto Blue Jays Fan
                        Philadelphia Eagles Fan

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                        • jjo556
                          Rookie
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 184

                          #207
                          Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                          “This is ********, I’m leaving.”

                          “What?! I just told you I’m carrying your baby, and you leave me?”

                          “This is just too much.”

                          “What?” I just looked at her for a few seconds and walked out. I got in a cab and went to Zanzibar, a club in Santa Monica. I just felt like partying, so I went to the bouncer and told him who I was, and he let me in. I eventually got let in to the V.I.P. and sat by a pretty brunette girl, who was pretty drunk. I just decided let loose, and get poopy-faced. After about an hour or so, people were starting to look like the Kardashians, so I started conversing with the one who look most like Kourtney.

                          “Yea, yo-what?-yea, you’re cute-what?” she said.

                          “I.....think...you’re..beautiful!” I said.

                          “Thank you. Hahahaha.”

                          “Listen-huh?”

                          “I didn’t say-”

                          “No, no, no, no, no, don’t interrupt me. Shhhh, listen, listen. I...think we should go back to...your place...”

                          “Yea, yea-no, yea, I would love that,” she said while grabbing my hand, taking me out of here.
                          We drove crazily around town until we arrived at her condo. I’d like to keep this as clean as possible, so use your imagination from this point on.
                          ***
                          I woke up with what felt like a knife inside my brain, yet strangely, I can remember everything from last night. I looked over to see what I think is Kourtney Kardashian.

                          “Wow, I must still be a little buzzed.”

                          “No, it’s really me.”

                          “Oh thank God, score!” She laughed then said she made me breakfast. “Wow, you really are great!” I chowed down my bacon-and-eggs and started to leave.

                          “I had an absolutely wonderful time last, could I have your number?” she asked.

                          “Yea, sure.” I wrote it on a piece of paper for her. “Look, I know it’s pretty soon, but do you wanna come to one of my games?”

                          “Yea, that would be wonderful. Got any close games?”

                          “Next close one is December 23.”

                          “I’ll come before that though. I’ll call you later.” I smiled and left to go to Canada.
                          Go Saints.

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                          • Bolts_26
                            MVP
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 2653

                            #208
                            Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                            Sex-A-Holic..

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                            • jjo556
                              Rookie
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 184

                              #209
                              Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                              “Hey, where’s Eric going?” I asked.

                              “I don’t know, he hasn’t said a word in the last three days,” Kyle said while Gary entered the room.

                              “Umm, guys. I think I know where Eric might be going...” Gary said.
                              “He, Vigneault, and I have been talking a lot lately...and Eric thinks that...well he said.........Eric is playing for the Rangers now.”

                              “What?! But how-why-...GOD! Ahhh!”

                              “Look, just relax man, trades happen.”

                              “Why would he go without saying good bye? Why would he not even leave any kind of hint that he is leaving and never coming back? Why would you even trade him?!”

                              “Hey, don’t get mad at me, he wanted to be traded.”

                              “What?”

                              “Chill. Like I said, trades happen. Teammates come and go.”

                              “I don’t care, Eric was my best friend, my best ****ing friend!”

                              “Oh, yea. Thanks,” Kyle said softly.

                              “Shut the **** up! Shut-the ****-up. This isn’t about you now is it? No, it’s about the douche bag Eric leaving us in the middle of the season.” I didn’t know what to do, so I just stood there angrily, probably looking like a ****** throwing a temper tantrum. The other guys shut up to let me cool off. Nothing meant anything anymore. My life is officially ****ty. I can’t get a girl to stay with me, I have no friends (my best one just left me), I’m doing bad in hockey, and I got a girl pregnant. Kyle just kept staring at me. “What?!”

                              “What’s wrong with you? Why do you act like everyone should always feel sorry for you? Grow up, this isn’t pre-school. Get some balls and act like every other man in this world. You think you’re the only one that has it hard? You think we should all treat you like a crying baby because you only have your mom-”

                              “Don’t you dare bring my-”

                              “Your what? What are you going to do, hit me? Seriously, grow up and stop crying about your fam-” I punched him square in the nose. He was taken back, astonished. Then he took a step towards me, covering his bloody nose, and punched me right back. Now I was pissed off, I went in to tackle him and start beating the crap out of him when Gary stepped in and held me back. Kyle looked like he was about to turn into the Hulk he was so angry. Instead, he just grabbed his keys and headed out.

                              “Let go of me,” I said weakly to Gary. He let me go, and I went to my room and just sat there all night.
                              Go Saints.

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                              • jjo556
                                Rookie
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 184

                                #210
                                Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty

                                Originally posted by Bolts_26
                                Sex-A-Holic..
                                Lol. Three girls in six months...that's better than most perverted men.
                                Go Saints.

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