NFL Off Topic

[ImTellinTim]

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-detroit-lions-1108073618

I love the emails from Lions fans at the end.

[TracerBullet]

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ons-1108073618

I love the emails from Lions fans at the end.

The one thing I keep seeing everywhere that I truly hate seeing is that we'll suffer without Jeff Backus and especially Stephen ****ing Peterman. Peterman was still trash when we just played him this week.

I died at the season tickets having a price increase in 2009. Though the Mark Sanchez one after that actually hurt. Sadly I do fit the description of being born the last season the Lions won a playoff game and now being legally able to drink.

And how was Scar the 12th worst Lion?

Also, anyone who hasn't read these should definitely take the time to read the majority of them.

[TripleCrown9]

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I read through a few teams, and those are hilarious and really accurate.

[N51_rob]

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BREAKING NEWS OUT OF RICHMOND, VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!

RGIII has a new hair style....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/08/12/rgiii-changing-his-hair-is-todays-breaking-news/

Sadly this is really news in the area.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I wouldn't be surprised to see that as HuffPo's leading article tomorrow.

[TracerBullet]

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Going back to the Randy Moss thing:

Fox announced that Randy Moss, Ronde Barber, Brian Urlacher, and Scott Fujita are analysts for their Fox Football Daily show.

[SteelersFreak]

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ons-1108073618

I love the emails from Lions fans at the end.

"The Steelers will start the season 6-2 and the chodes of the type II diabetes fan base will be in full erection. Half of the team will either be hurt or just start to suck and they'll finish 9-7 and just miss the playoffs, which will then lead to a Steelers player saying other teams are happy they missed the playoffs because they're "scared" of Pittsburgh."

[ImTellinTim]

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I read through a few teams, and those are hilarious and really accurate.

The best part is people that don't realize they're supposed to be jokes and get butthurt in the comments section.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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The best part is people that don't realize they're supposed to be jokes and get butthurt in the comments section.

You've described every comment section in the history of the internet.

[SPTO]

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BREAKING NEWS OUT OF RICHMOND, VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!

RGIII has a new hair style....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/08/12/rgiii-changing-his-hair-is-todays-breaking-news/

Sadly this is really news in the area.

Slow news day in DC...

Going back to the Randy Moss thing:

Fox announced that Randy Moss, Ronde Barber, Brian Urlacher, and Scott Fujita are analysts for their Fox Football Daily show.

Are they going to be working together at the same time? It's gonna be a weird dynamic if so because you've got two guys who might be brash (Fugita and Moss) and two guys who are bland as heck. (Barber/Urlacher) Urlacher is a guy that doesn't seem to fit the mold of a studio analyst to me as I get the feeling he wouldn't want to be too critical.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ons-1108073618

I love the emails from Lions fans at the end.

The email that was in all caps was hilarious.

I wonder if Psyblast sent an email to Deadspin and got it posted as well lol

[LambertandHam]

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"The Steelers will start the season 6-2 and the chodes of the type II diabetes fan base will be in full erection. Half of the team will either be hurt or just start to suck and they'll finish 9-7 and just miss the playoffs, which will then lead to a Steelers player saying other teams are happy they missed the playoffs because they're "scared" of Pittsburgh."

Add in a bit about Tomlin paying off the Refs and it's perfect

[BlueNGold]

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[Chrisksaint]

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This section for the Saints had me rolling

Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Mark Ingram, who remains thoroughly useless. The Saints have concocted the perfect nightmare running back platoon. Darren Sproles catches all the passes. Pierre Thomas gets all the long runs. And Mark Ingram gets all the plays where he's stuffed at the goal line twice before a frustrated Brees throws an effortless touchdown to Jimmy Graham on third down. If the Saints could find a way to use sixteen backs to gain 1,200 yards over the course of a season, they would

[volstopfan14]

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Great article on Chip Kelly's offense with the Eagles.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/71149/same-old-chip-what-we-learned-about-the-eagles-offense-in-their-new-coachs-preseason-debut