TOO funny and TOO true. Spot on.
http://www.cracked.com/sports/superbowl/
Older, more general parody:
http://www.cracked.com/sports/
http://www.cracked.com/sports/superbowl/
Older, more general parody:
http://www.cracked.com/sports/
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Last edited by Silverstring; 01-30-2006, 11:21 PM.I drive a 2005 Toyota Prius Gas/Electric Hybrid. My last tank was 53.6 miles/gallon. Gas prices fear me!
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Simmons: "An ape could have picked the playoffs with more accuracy than me"
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Voices: "Why is Ben Roethlisberger starting for the Steelers instead of Charlie Batch? Scoop Jackson exposes Bill Cowher’s history of unabashed racism."I drive a 2005 Toyota Prius Gas/Electric Hybrid. My last tank was 53.6 miles/gallon. Gas prices fear me!
Oversimplification is the escape of men who want to avoid the duty demanded by true understanding.Comment
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Man....that was straight up HILARIOUS.Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.Comment
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JOHN CLAYTON
What it's like to be the ugliest man alive
Updated: 1/30/06
Pure Brilliance.Blind to this impending fate
We let the world carry our weight
It's back breaks with every mile
But we all live in denialComment
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Wow, that is just freaking hilarious.
"God politely asks League MVP Shaun Alexander to please stop pointing at Him"
Good stuff.
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haha between this and the ebonics thing that makes websites look gangsta.. great stuff.Comment
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pretty funny stuff. I really liked the Michelle Wie article.http://flotn.blogspot.com
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I have to say that is the funniest sports-related thing I have seen in a while:
Necessary Precautions
Bill Cowher to be tranquilized, held in cage for entire week before Super Bowl.
• Cowher to Seahawks fans: "AAWHD LAAAH MOAGKILOA!"
• Steelers linebacker Joey Porter calls Seahawks cowards for not running ball up middle every play Mustache comparison is hilarious as well. (well heck, the whole page is funny)
EDIT: Wow check out the 24 one, not as funny but still good:
http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=mo...rticle&sid=121Last edited by p2xgamers; 01-31-2006, 01:01 AM.Comment
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"God politely asks League MVP Shaun Alexander to please stop pointing at Him" Hahahaha
After watching the A&E Flight 93 show I needed this.- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.Comment
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This is hilarious. It seems like espn is just looking for anything to talk. I mean when they show Jerome they don't have "future hall of famer" or "steelers running back", they actually put "from detroit" below his name.Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown)
In a story that SPN's writers are calling the biggest Super Bowl scoop ever, SPN reports that veteran Steelers RB Jerome Bettis is a native of Detroit. That’s right – the same city that’s hosting Super Bowl XL. The very same Super Bowl in which Bettis is playing! Is this an amazing story or what?! We're not grasping at straws! READ MORE
Originally posted by BlzerComment
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That's hilarious!Comment
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The Super Bowl one is great, the general parady one w. Michelle Wie is awful."You make your name in the regular season, and your fame in the postseason." - Clyde Frazier
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