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  • Silverstring
    Pro
    • Feb 2003
    • 739

    #1

    CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

    TOO funny and TOO true. Spot on.



    Older, more general parody:

    Last edited by Silverstring; 01-31-2006, 12:21 AM.
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  • BGarrett7
    All Star
    • Jul 2003
    • 5890

    #2
    Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

    Simmons: "An ape could have picked the playoffs with more accuracy than me"

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    • Silverstring
      Pro
      • Feb 2003
      • 739

      #3
      Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

      Voices: "Why is Ben Roethlisberger starting for the Steelers instead of Charlie Batch? Scoop Jackson exposes Bill Cowher’s history of unabashed racism."
      I drive a 2005 Toyota Prius Gas/Electric Hybrid. My last tank was 53.6 miles/gallon. Gas prices fear me!

      Oversimplification is the escape of men who want to avoid the duty demanded by true understanding.

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      • Skerik
        Living in this tube
        • Mar 2004
        • 5215

        #4
        Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody



        Man....that was straight up HILARIOUS.
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        • OSUG1
          MVP
          • Apr 2005
          • 3332

          #5
          Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

          Dickie V. article

          The poll question:

          Last edited by OSUG1; 01-31-2006, 12:33 AM.
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          • Acid
            Mr. Brightside
            • May 2003
            • 16954

            #6
            Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

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            • rspencer86
              MIB Crew
              • Sep 2004
              • 8806

              #7
              Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

              Wow, that is just freaking hilarious.

              "God politely asks League MVP Shaun Alexander to please stop pointing at Him"



              Good stuff.

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              • ex carrabba fan
                I'll thank him for you
                • Oct 2004
                • 32744

                #8
                Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                haha between this and the ebonics thing that makes websites look gangsta.. great stuff.

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                • Lintyfresh85
                  Where have I been?
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 17492

                  #9
                  Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                  pretty funny stuff. I really liked the Michelle Wie article.
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                  • p2xgamers
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 4735

                    #10
                    Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                    I have to say that is the funniest sports-related thing I have seen in a while:

                    Necessary Precautions
                    Bill Cowher to be tranquilized, held in cage for entire week before Super Bowl.

                    • Cowher to Seahawks fans: "AAWHD LAAAH MOAGKILOA!"
                    • Steelers linebacker Joey Porter calls Seahawks cowards for not running ball up middle every play
                    Mustache comparison is hilarious as well. (well heck, the whole page is funny)

                    EDIT: Wow check out the 24 one, not as funny but still good:

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                    • McLite
                      MVP
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 2113

                      #11
                      Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                      "God politely asks League MVP Shaun Alexander to please stop pointing at Him" Hahahaha

                      After watching the A&E Flight 93 show I needed this.
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                      • p2xgamers
                        All Star
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4735

                        #12
                        Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                        Originally posted by MattG
                        After watching the A&E Flight 93 show I needed this.
                        I was going to watch it but 24...luckily its on a few more times.
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                        • jmood88
                          Sean Payton: Retribution
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 34639

                          #13
                          Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                          Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown)
                          In a story that SPN's writers are calling the biggest Super Bowl scoop ever, SPN reports that veteran Steelers RB Jerome Bettis is a native of Detroit. That’s right – the same city that’s hosting Super Bowl XL. The very same Super Bowl in which Bettis is playing! Is this an amazing story or what?! We're not grasping at straws! READ MORE
                          This is hilarious. It seems like espn is just looking for anything to talk. I mean when they show Jerome they don't have "future hall of famer" or "steelers running back", they actually put "from detroit" below his name.
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                          • ExtremeGamer
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 35299

                            #14
                            Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                            That's hilarious!

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                            • ehh
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 28960

                              #15
                              Re: CRACKED ESPN.com Super Bowl Parody

                              The Super Bowl one is great, the general parady one w. Michelle Wie is awful.
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