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  • Meatball

    #16
    Re: Clerks 2

    The previews are hilarious. Especially with Jay dancing to this song:http://michaela.vox.com/library/audi...33c9322bd.html

    Why I like this song is way beyond me.

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    • ehh
      Hall Of Fame
      • Mar 2003
      • 28960

      #17
      Re: Clerks 2

      I can't wait to see this, Clerks is such a slept on movie.
      "You make your name in the regular season, and your fame in the postseason." - Clyde Frazier

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      • mjb2124
        Hall Of Fame
        • Aug 2002
        • 13649

        #18
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        Definitely a fan. I'll probably see it this Saturday.

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        • BGarrett7
          All Star
          • Jul 2003
          • 5890

          #19
          Re: Clerks 2

          [Obligatory "I hate Kevin Smith" reply]

          I hate Kevin Smith.

          [/Obligatory "I hate Kevin Smith" reply]

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          • ExtremeGamer
            Extra Life 11/3/18
            • Jul 2002
            • 35299

            #20
            Re: Clerks 2

            Originally posted by BGarrett7
            [Obligatory "I hate Kevin Smith" reply]

            I hate Kevin Smith.

            [/Obligatory "I hate Kevin Smith" reply]
            That's a surprise.

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            • PdiddyPop
              K*ngs *f th* D*nc*!
              • Dec 2002
              • 21768

              #21
              Re: Clerks 2

              Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
              My g/f sucked 37 ****'s

              In a row?




              TRY NOT TO GO SUCKING ANYMORE ****'S ON THE WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!!!!! *dude moves towards* HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?



              I love that movie!
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              • SPTO
                binging
                • Feb 2003
                • 68046

                #22
                Re: Clerks 2

                Dante Hicks: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
                Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
                Dante Hicks: How did he go?
                Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
                Dante Hicks: You call that embarrassing?
                Randal Graves: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!
                This exchange just had me on the floor when I was watching the movie today. I tell you this movie has so many great moments of dialogue
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                • PdiddyPop
                  K*ngs *f th* D*nc*!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 21768

                  #23
                  Re: Clerks 2

                  Originally posted by SPTO
                  This exchange just had me on the floor when I was watching the movie today. I tell you this movie has so many great moments of dialogue


                  LOL!!!

                  Randal Graves: So your argument is that title dictates behavior?
                  Dante Hicks: What?
                  Randal Graves: The reason you won't let me borrow your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right?
                  Dante Hicks: Exactly.
                  Tabloid Reading Customer: I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. Then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a Koala-fish mutant bird. Crazy ****.
                  Randal Graves: So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?
                  Dante Hicks: That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
                  Randal Graves: Not yet.
                  [takes a drink of water]
                  Tabloid Reading Customer: And I remember this one time the damn paper said...
                  [Randal spits water at him]
                  Tabloid Reading Customer: I'm going to break your ****** head! You ****** jerk-off!
                  Dante Hicks: Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He didn't mean it! He meant to hit me.
                  Tabloid Reading Customer: Well, he missed!
                  Dante Hicks: I know. I'm sorry. Here, let me refund your money, and we'll call it even.
                  Tabloid Reading Customer: I'll never come in here again.
                  [to Randal]
                  Tabloid Reading Customer: And if I ever see you again, I'm gonna break your ****** head open!
                  [Randal salutes him, customer leaves]



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                  • Cebby
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 22327

                    #24
                    Re: Clerks 2

                    "I think you can see her kidneys"

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                    • JohnnytheSkin
                      All Star
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 5914

                      #25
                      Re: Clerks 2

                      Don't forget the holy sage line from the film...

                      Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
                      I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

                      Oh, sorry...I got distracted by the internet. - Scott Pilgrim

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                      • USF11
                        C*rr*ntly *n L*f* T*lt
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 4245

                        #26
                        Re: Clerks 2

                        Clerks=Classic
                        "Good music transcends all physical limits, it's more then something you hear, it's something that you feel, when the author, experience, and passion is real" - Murs (And this is for)

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                        • TJdaSportsGuy
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 11146

                          #27
                          Re: Clerks 2

                          Today is the day, fellas!! I have to say, I'm looking more forward to this movie than I did the release of NCAA 07.

                          Anyone else going to see it tonight?

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                          • ex carrabba fan
                            I'll thank him for you
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 32744

                            #28
                            Re: Clerks 2

                            ME! We're buying our tickets online too.

                            I heard that in a screening for critics, one esteemed critic walked out at the 40 minute mark.. supposedely at the scene where donkeys or donkey talk is involved. That critic stated that in 30 years he had never walked out on a movie. CAN'T WAIT!

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                            • Cebby
                              Banned
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 22327

                              #29
                              Re: Clerks 2

                              I'm leaving to see it right now

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                              • ExtremeGamer
                                Extra Life 11/3/18
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 35299

                                #30
                                Re: Clerks 2

                                That was Joel Siegel. Siegel came on O and A the other day with Kevin Smith talking about it.

                                It makes people want to see it even more now, thanks Joel!

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