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  • elicoleman
    Im The Baby/Gotta Love Me
    • Sep 2002
    • 34655

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    3 Boxes Of Condoms

    My friend just showed me this. This is DMX's request for each city of the tour he's on. The red arrows are the funniest things. Hennessy, Condoms, and Juice Boxes? What does he plan on doing, get drunk, screw all the ladies, take a nap and then wake up and drink some Jungle Juice boxes? LOL

    Seriously though....three boxes per city? Geeze.



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  • Acid
    Mr. Brightside
    • May 2003
    • 16954

    #2
    Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

    The juice boxes kill me.

    I can just imagine DMX sipping on a juice box.
    Blind to this impending fate
    We let the world carry our weight
    It's back breaks with every mile
    But we all live in denial

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    • TheMatrix31
      RF
      • Jul 2002
      • 52908

      #3
      Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

      Well, it's 3 boxes for him and all of his crew, which I'm assuming is at least 10 people. Still.

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      • Beantown
        #DoYourJob
        • Feb 2005
        • 31523

        #4
        Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

        And he hates his ham.

        That's...an interesting order form.

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        • Graphik
          Pr*s*n*r#70460649
          • Oct 2002
          • 10582

          #5
          Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

          Suprised to see no request for a huge supply of ciggarellos. As for the condoms, it could be just the regular 3 pack of condoms. I dont know, thats still some serious chick banging going on for each stop on the tour.
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          • devilsjaw
            MVP
            • Mar 2003
            • 3572

            #6
            Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

            What a diva!!

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            • ehh
              Hall Of Fame
              • Mar 2003
              • 28960

              #7
              Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

              Thugs drink juice boxes.
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              • Heelfan71
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jul 2002
                • 19940

                #8
                Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                maybe he pours the juice boxes all over his ho's *** and licks it off.
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                • JohnnytheSkin
                  All Star
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5914

                  #9
                  Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                  Go to www.thesmokinggun.com and check out all of the other diva demands from stars! Just click on the "Backstage" tab and enjoy!
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                  Oh, sorry...I got distracted by the internet. - Scott Pilgrim

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                  • The C
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7538

                    #10
                    Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                    Originally posted by JohnnytheSkin
                    Go to www.thesmokinggun.com and check out all of the other diva demands from stars! Just click on the "Backstage" tab and enjoy!
                    You getting paid to be a pitchman? :wink:

                    When I read Jennifer Lopez's or Madonna's I get depressed. How two people who have done relatively nothing recently demand anything like that is beyond me.

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                    • CMH
                      Making you famous
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 26203

                      #11
                      Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                      I think it's good.

                      I doubt it has to do with the number of girls they want to have sex with, but instead more to do with safety and being sure there is enough for the entire staff.
                      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                      • JohnnytheSkin
                        All Star
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 5914

                        #12
                        Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                        Originally posted by The C
                        You getting paid to be a pitchman? :wink:

                        When I read Jennifer Lopez's or Madonna's I get depressed. How two people who have done relatively nothing recently demand anything like that is beyond me.

                        The worst is for the scrawny chicks like Christina Aguilera and the like demanding dozens of catering trays, cases of soda, etc...with the large majority of that food (which relates to the dramatic increase in ticket costs) going into the dumpster.

                        A shame
                        I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

                        Oh, sorry...I got distracted by the internet. - Scott Pilgrim

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                        • CMH
                          Making you famous
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 26203

                          #13
                          Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                          Originally posted by JohnnytheSkin
                          The worst is for the scrawny chicks like Christina Aguilera and the like demanding dozens of catering trays, cases of soda, etc...with the large majority of that food (which relates to the dramatic increase in ticket costs) going into the dumpster.

                          A shame
                          Those people do have staff, too.

                          And, honestly, a venue would rather overstock than understock.
                          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                          • JohnnytheSkin
                            All Star
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 5914

                            #14
                            Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                            Read the lists! It's for the stars' PERSONAL dressing room...not the communal room for the dancers or staff.
                            I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

                            Oh, sorry...I got distracted by the internet. - Scott Pilgrim

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                            • rockchisler
                              All Star
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 8290

                              #15
                              Re: 3 Boxes Of Condoms

                              Originally posted by JohnnytheSkin
                              The worst is for the scrawny chicks like Christina Aguilera and the like demanding dozens of catering trays, cases of soda, etc...with the large majority of that food (which relates to the dramatic increase in ticket costs) going into the dumpster.

                              A shame
                              Alot of that stuff gets takin home by the staff that got that for the stars
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