The Man Code

[luv_mist]

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I can't exactly relate but these are hilarious. Maybe it's the "manly" movies I've seen or listening to some of those radio stations where everyone swears they're the most manly man ever. These are classic because nobody ever follows even half of these suckers. The sister one, yeah, who actually wouldn't fool around with their friend's sister fi they could get away with it and not have to marry her? PLEASE!! These are good though.

[CMH]

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I can't exactly relate but these are hilarious. Maybe it's the "manly" movies I've seen or listening to some of those radio stations where everyone swears they're the most manly man ever. These are classic because nobody ever follows even half of these suckers. The sister one, yeah, who actually wouldn't fool around with their friend's sister fi they could get away with it and not have to marry her? PLEASE!! These are good though.

Ha, I think that's why the "code" was invented.

Because you know if her brother found out, he'd be pissed and say something like, "That's messed up. Boys don't do that to each other."

[Husker_OS]

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Some you have to find to be true. ESPECIALLY the urinal one. Put space between us. And sometimes you gotta be the wingman. But it can be brought up in public. Its your duty to make sure no one finds out you screwed the pig.

[Laettner32]

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I remember one that goes....you cant have a wallet with velcro unless your under 12.

[theaub]

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Some you have to find to be true. ESPECIALLY the urinal one. Put space between us. And sometimes you gotta be the wingman. But it can be brought up in public. Its your duty to make sure no one finds out you screwed the pig.

This calls for the "Ultimate Wingman" video:

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[X*Cell]

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wow... i wanna punch the guy on the left really hard.

[Herbsinator]

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Where's TJ on #24?

does rule #24 have something to do with not driving into the ocean?

[triplej96]

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Sorry, but this had to be the most unfunniest thing I've ever read. These are rules for situations thought up by 5 year old children or 17 year old nerd. Nothing has any merit to me at all, which is reason why its not funny #1. Reason #2 is its juvenile, and I don't agree with any of it because I don't relate.

I agree.

[trobinson97]

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Well I thought it was pretty funny. Of course they can't all be gems, but there is alot of stuff in there that applies to the stereotypical 'unspoken law" among men. If you can't relate to one single thing in there well, I guess all I can say is congrats or get out more with the guys, I don't know.

41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)

The rule of rules.

[TJdaSportsGuy]

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Where's TJ on #24?

Hey man, my buddy/co-host failed me on that deal. We can only blame him.

[VTPack919]

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I think these are funny. Being a student in college most guys look to these codes as law.