-
http://neverfollow.biz (Independent Music Group) -
Re: The Man Code
For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
This is just reading some, time to read the rest. Good stuff. -
Re: The Man Code
Wouldn't this bar one from wearing Nike sneakers?19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.Comment
-
"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
-
Re: The Man Code
Ha, I thought I'd read maybe 10. I was wrong."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
-
Re: The Man Code
Sorry, but this had to be the most unfunniest thing I've ever read. These are rules for situations thought up by 5 year old children or 17 year old nerd. Nothing has any merit to me at all, which is reason why its not funny #1. Reason #2 is its juvenile, and I don't agree with any of it because I don't relate.SAN ANTONIO SPURSComment
-
Re: The Man Code
Have to agree with XCell...
soon OS's Princess will come in here and pretend like he's a man.Rose City 'Til I Die
Duuuuuuuvvvvaaaaaaaal
Hokie Hokie Hokie Hy
Member: OS Uni Snob Assoc.
OS OT Post Champ '11
Twitter: @TheGIGGAS_OS
Xbox Live: TheGIGGAS
3DS: 1349-7755-3870
Comment
-
Re: The Man Code
I found 'em pretty funny.
Probably just because I can relate to a lot of those living in a dorm full of all freshmen guys. You see a lot of violations and it's scary.Comment
-
"It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
"You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob NeyerComment
-
Re: The Man Code
I follow a couple of them...mainly the bathroom ones.
I'm sorry, but if there's an open urinal that isn't right next to me, and you come right next to me, I should ****in piss all over you.Comment
-
Re: The Man Code
Where's TJ on #24?Listen to The Remodeling Clay Podcast!
Check out my BLOG - Remodeling Clay
Follow me on Twitter: @RemodelingClayComment
-
Re: The Man Code
I break that Nike one every day.Comment
-
Re: The Man Code
Pretty good list.
There's a better one on facebook.Originally posted by Jay BilasComment
Comment