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  • dkgojackets
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 13816

    #1

    Top 100 IRC quotes



    Lot of good ones. I can't stop reading.



    EDIT: IRC is like a big chatroom network in case you don't know.
    Last edited by dkgojackets; 02-08-2007, 04:48 PM.
  • GenoG
    MVP
    • Jun 2003
    • 1376

    #2
    Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

    I feel left in the dark on this esoteric post.

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    • bgeno
      MVP
      • Jun 2003
      • 4321

      #3
      Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

      I cant imagine these being real, but they are still entertaining to read some of them nonetheless.
      Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
      How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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      • ubernoob
        ****
        • Jul 2004
        • 15522

        #4
        Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

        I love bash

        Mayhaps it's because Im on about 5 different servers, and 15ish channels at any given time I think I might set up an OS Channel...
        bad

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        • daflyboys
          Banned
          • May 2003
          • 18238

          #5
          Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

          These are a scream. Ok, time to nominate the top 5. I'll hold off on mine.

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          • ubernoob
            ****
            • Jul 2004
            • 15522

            #6
            Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

            There is an (unofficial, of course) Operation Sports channel up if anyone has mIRC and is interested in live chat
            bad

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            • dieselboy
              --------------
              • Dec 2002
              • 18040

              #7
              Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

              (Mootar) morons.
              (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
              (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
              (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
              (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

              Hahaha.

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              • jmood88
                Sean Payton: Retribution
                • Jul 2003
                • 34639

                #8
                Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
                Cthon98> ********* see!
                AzureDiamond> hunter2
                AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
                Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
                Cthon98> thats what I see
                AzureDiamond> oh, really?
                Cthon98> Absolutely
                AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
                AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
                Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
                AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
                Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
                AzureDiamond> awesome!
                AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
                Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
                AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
                Lmao.
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                • Goffs
                  New Ork Giants
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12279

                  #9
                  Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                  #4753 +(12172)- [X]
                  <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?



                  brilliant!!

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                  • Boltman
                    L.A. to S.D. to HI
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 18283

                    #10
                    Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                    Originally posted by jmood88
                    Lmao.

                    that one and the guy with the Wizard hat are the two best of all tim IMO.

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                    • skitch
                      Fear Ameer
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12349

                      #11
                      Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                      Haha, I used to read these a few years ago.

                      Some of the new ones are funny.

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                      • dkgojackets
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 13816

                        #12
                        Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                        One of my favorites

                        #207373 +(13197)- [X]

                        anamexis> oh man
                        anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
                        --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
                        anamexis> and it exploded
                        anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
                        anamexis> but I got it away just in time
                        <-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
                        anamexis> :<

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                        • Tha_Kid
                          All Star
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 6550

                          #13
                          Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                          too funny.. but none were topping this one for me:

                          A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
                          the one with the two guys at the beach was ridiculous lol

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                          • Sandman42
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 15186

                            #14
                            Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                            I was dying reading the one about Trix and Lucky Charms because I've wondered the same exact thing also.
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                            • ODogg
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 37953

                              #15
                              Re: Top 100 IRC quotes

                              Originally posted by Boltman
                              that one and the guy with the Wizard hat are the two best of all tim IMO.
                              agreed man, no matter how many times i read that line

                              eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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