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  • tshelton
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 491

    #16
    Re: To Bill Brasky!

    Bill Brasky is ranked 18th in the AP college football poll.

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    • Herbsinator
      All Star
      • Sep 2003
      • 4573

      #17
      Re: To Bill Brasky!

      Bill Brasky is a son of bitch, but I respect him!

      TO BILL BRASKY!

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      • IlliniM1ke
        Heroes Never Die
        • Feb 2003
        • 8082

        #18
        Re: To Bill Brasky!

        He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

        TO BILL BRASKY!
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        NCAA- University of Illinois Fighting Illini
        NFL- Cleveland Browns
        MLB- St. Louis Cardinals
        NBA- Boston Celtics
        NHL- Chicago Blackhawks

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        • The GIGGAS
          Timbers - Jags - Hokies
          • Mar 2003
          • 28474

          #19
          Re: To Bill Brasky!

          Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
          Rose City 'Til I Die
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          • southside_hitmen
            Pro
            • Jun 2004
            • 698

            #20
            Re: To Bill Brasky!

            Some of my favorites:

            When man landed on the moon, they found a bottle of gin and Brasky's wallet.

            Brasky used to dress up in a white-coat and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park. He named the cobra Beverly. He taught it how to fetch and answer the phone. One day the cobra bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky shot... the maid.

            And my all-time favorite...
            Brasky sleeps 8 hours a night...Well, I guess he's pretty normal when it comes to that.
            Calvin- "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."

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            • plasticbeast
              MVP
              • Dec 2005
              • 886

              #21
              Re: To Bill Brasky!

              One of my favorite Ferrel skits...

              -His poop is considered currency in Argentina
              -I once saw him scissor kick angela lansberry
              -We once had a bachelor party for brasky, he ate entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it
              -Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating neil armstrong

              -TO BILL BRASKY!!!!
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              • Money99
                Hall Of Fame
                • Sep 2002
                • 12695

                #22
                Re: To Bill Brasky!

                "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

                "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."

                "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

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                • GenoG
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1376

                  #23
                  Re: To Bill Brasky!

                  Originally posted by Money99
                  "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
                  Either its been a long week, or I just don't understand this one...

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                  • Money99
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 12695

                    #24
                    Re: To Bill Brasky!

                    Originally posted by GenoG
                    Either its been a long week, or I just don't understand this one...
                    Bill Brasky would not approve of this post!

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                    • garnettrules21
                      MVP
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2392

                      #25
                      Re: To Bill Brasky!

                      "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

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                      • spacefunk
                        PGH for GTA VI
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1524

                        #26
                        Re: To Bill Brasky!

                        This is funny and all, but when do we get a post dedicated to Hi-C and turkey? I'M STARVING!
                        The New England Patriots cheated to win four Super Bowls.

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