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  • Heelfan71
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 19940

    #1

    Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

    Sheryl Crow Man only 1 square ? I would get poo on my hands.




    Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.

    The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report.

    "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

    Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.

    Click here to read the Washington Post report.

    "Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote. Crow also floated the idea of a removable "dining sleeve" that could replace the use of paper napkins
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  • TJdaSportsGuy
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    • Dec 2002
    • 11146

    #2
    Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

    Oh HELL no! Nobody...and I mean NOBODY...is going to tell ME how many squares of toilet paper I can use in each sitting. HELL ****ING NO!!

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    • SteelersFreak
      All Star
      • May 2004
      • 9582

      #3
      Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

      Sheryl Crow can shut the **** up.
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      • TJdaSportsGuy
        Hall Of Fame
        • Dec 2002
        • 11146

        #4
        Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

        Originally posted by SteelersFreak
        Sheryl Crow can shut the **** up.
        I'm so glad that this desire for celebs to express their personal beliefs ends in Hollywood. If I had to listen to what Allen Iverson and Peyton Manning thought of Global Warming, I might have to stop watching TV all together.

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        • ODogg
          Hall Of Fame
          • Feb 2003
          • 37953

          #5
          Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

          1 square, LMAO..i'll bet *SHE* doesn't use 1 square. And if she does, no wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her.
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          • MassNole
            Banned
            • Mar 2006
            • 18848

            #6
            Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

            Well Peyton Manning is a very intelligent person, he graduated college in three years. So hearing his take wouldn't be as bad as getting to hear someone like Allen Iverson or Dexter Manley comment on the world.

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            • TJdaSportsGuy
              Hall Of Fame
              • Dec 2002
              • 11146

              #7
              Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

              Originally posted by MassNole
              Well Peyton Manning is a very intelligent person, he graduated college in three years. So hearing his take wouldn't be as bad as getting to hear someone like Allen Iverson or Dexter Manley comment on the world.
              But still...Peyton Manning is a celebrity because he's good at football, not because he's one of the world's brightest thinkers.

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              • MassNole
                Banned
                • Mar 2006
                • 18848

                #8
                Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                Originally posted by TJdaSportsGuy
                But still...Peyton Manning is a celebrity because he's good at football, not because he's one of the world's brightest thinkers.
                Fair enough.

                I gotta admit though I am thankful athletes generally don't force their world views down the throats of Americans the way actors do.

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                • Rodster
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5709

                  #9
                  Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                  Originally posted by ODogg
                  1 square, LMAO..i'll bet *SHE* doesn't use 1 square. And if she does, no wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her.

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                  • Heelfan71
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 19940

                    #10
                    Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                    1 square = stinky finger
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                    • The C
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 7538

                      #11
                      Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                      One would think that toilet paper would be biodegradable.

                      I, for one, want to hear athletes' takes on various global or social issues.

                      Shawn Kemp on child support.

                      Ricky Williams on the War on Drugs.

                      Barrett Robbins on mental health.

                      We already had Tim Hardaway's take on the gay issue, why not expand our base of knowledge?

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                      • MassNole
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 18848

                        #12
                        Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                        Originally posted by The C
                        One would think that toilet paper would be biodegradable.

                        I, for one, want to hear athletes' takes on various global or social issues.

                        Shawn Kemp on child support.

                        Ricky Williams on the War on Drugs.

                        Barrett Robbins on mental health.

                        We already had Tim Hardaway's take on the gay issue, why not expand our base of knowledge?
                        Dude the Barrett Robbins comment was just uncalled for. Unlike Kemp, Williams, or Hardaway he has no control over his problem.

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                        • mjb2124
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 13649

                          #13
                          Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                          Will Smith is having his family use no toilet paper.



                          I think this would be better than Crow's idea of one piece though.

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                          • neovsmatrix
                            MVP
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 2878

                            #14
                            Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                            Originally posted by MassNole
                            Well Peyton Manning is a very intelligent person, he graduated college in three years. So hearing his take wouldn't be as bad as getting to hear someone like Allen Iverson or Dexter Manley comment on the world.
                            I see no correlation between how much time you spend in college to your intelligence, but that's just me. There are people who really work hard, and load up on their courses. A lot of it depends on what courses you take as well.

                            As for the toilet paper suggestion by Crow all I can say is

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                            • jmood88
                              Sean Payton: Retribution
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 34639

                              #15
                              Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

                              I have no problem with making the environment cleaner but limiting people to one square of toilet paper per **** is crazy.
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