Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

[Psyblast]

Re: Help Global Warming: Use less Toilet Paper !

What an idiot.

[mjb2124]

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That's different, that's more of a toilet paper alternative. Sheryl Crow's idea is more of a "just wipe your *** with your hand" idea.

Of course it's different than what Crow is stating. I mentioned it because it's another thing that many celebrities are doing nowadays to promote a cleaner environment.

I also think Crow is speaking about women.....and not taking a dump.

[bamalam]

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men may be able to trade their squares to offset wives/girlfriends' usage , thus creating a square-neutral lifestyle.

[Heelfan71]

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Of course it's different than what Crow is stating. I mentioned it because it's another thing that many celebrities are doing nowadays to promote a cleaner environment.

I also think Crow is speaking about women.....and not taking a dump.

I don't think a cleaner environment is why they do it. They do it because they have money out the *** and can buy that stuff.

[Beantown]

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they have money out the *** and can buy that stuff.

That new toilet will certainly help clean up that problem.

[The C]

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Alright, I was in the bathroom earlier and I thought about this.

I looked at 1 piece of paper (2 ply) and said there was no way that this was happening.

Because I looked at that one piece like it was an SAT question.

She has to be talking about womanly clean up.

Now, with about four to five pieces you can do some folding and your good to go.

In summary, you can be more eco-friendly if your are willing to do bathroom Origami.

[larrygiterdone]

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ill take a clean butthole over a clean environment, thank you very much

[daflyboys]

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The thing that upsets most people so much is not the ideas, stupid as they may be, that come from these people, but the fact they preach to us and yet don't practice what they preach. If you can't live it and practice it yourself then I don't want to hear it.

No, I'm pretty much upset with the ideas themselves.....hehe.

Actually, this guy called into Rush today with the idea/spoof on how you do this which I had forgot I had heard a long time ago. This is actually better when you show somebody, so if I can explain it correctly, maybe you can share it with your Sheryl Crow supporters out there. Here goes:

1 --- take a single sheet of toilet paper and fold it in quarters

2 --- tear a small piece off the corner where there is the double fold (i.e., when you open it, there will be a hole in the middle. Save the torn off piece.

3 --- after opening it, stick a finger through the middle hole; after finishing your wiping business (especially on those pesky days), pull the sheet of TP off your finger wiping upwards toward your fingertip.

4 --- oh, the small piece torn off the corner? Demonstrate to your Crow lovin' friends that this is for wiping underneath the fingernail!

[mjb2124]

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I don't think a cleaner environment is why they do it. They do it because they have money out the *** and can buy that stuff.

I think they just like water being squirt up their butts.

Seriously though, Will has stated that he bought this toilet so he and his family no longer had to waste toilet paper. I think TP is the last thing I'd worry about when it comes to cleaning the environment.

[TheMatrix31]

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Is Sheryl Crow serious? I probably use half a roll each time.

I also use a ton of toilet paper to blow my nose from allergies. Is this dumb broad going to tell me not to blow my nose, either?

Sheryl Crow needs to win "Just Shut Up" for the next 4 weeks.

[Heelfan71]

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I think they just like water being squirt up their butts.

Seriously though, Will has stated that he bought this toilet so he and his family no longer had to waste toilet paper. I think TP is the last thing I'd worry about when it comes to cleaning the environment.

I didn't know TP was a big issue. Is it not biodegradable ?

[GP Mercy]

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I thought I was the only one who used half a roll every dump. This idea is just...not right.

[pfunk880]

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ill take a clean butthole over a clean environment, thank you very much

Agreed.

[HungryBologna]

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ill take a clean butthole over a clean environment, thank you very much

Too funny.

[mjb2124]

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I didn't know TP was a big issue. Is it not biodegradable ?

I think it has more to do with them being worried about trees being cut down to produce the TP.