The "Everyday" parody got me wondering what everybody's favorite episode of The Simpsons is.
Mine is:
Cape Feare, the second episode of Season 5 and a Sideshow Bob classic!
BEST QUOTES/SCENES FROM THE EPISODE:
#1
McBain: Let's say hello to my music guy, Schoelz!
Crowd: (Applause)
McBain: That is a nice outift, Schoelz. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
McBain: Woah, maybe you are all homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
#2
Bart: But who would want to kill me? I'm this century's Denice the Menace!
...
Grandpa: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin McCloud or George Goober-Lindsay!
Bart: Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grandpa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob...if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
#3
Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you, but I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: Actually, I'm pretty sure there is...
#4
Federal Agent: From now on, you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit. When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' you'll say, 'Hi!'"
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly).
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly once again).
**About 20 minutes later**
Agent: UGH! NOW, when I say, 'HELLO, Mr. Thompson,' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: HELLO, MR. THOMPSON! (Stomps twice on Homer's foot).
(Homer stares blankly).
Homer (Leaning in towards the second agent and whispering): I think he's talking to you!
#5
Homer's t-shirt: I'm in the Witness Relocation Program.
#6
Sideshow Bob keeps stepping on the rakes, and they keep snapping up and hitting him in the face.
#7
Sideshow Bob: Surely there's no harm in lying down in a public street?
(Marching band comes and tramples Sideshow Bob).
Sideshow Bob: NOT THE ELEPHANT!
#8:
Bart: I'm kinda on edge here. You can't just barge into my room screaming with a knife.
Homer: Oh, right...the Sideshow Bob thing. Sorry.
**Ten Seconds Later**
Homer: BART! YOU WANNA' CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
Bart: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Homer: Oh, sorry. What am I Thinking?
Mine is:
Cape Feare, the second episode of Season 5 and a Sideshow Bob classic!
BEST QUOTES/SCENES FROM THE EPISODE:
#1
McBain: Let's say hello to my music guy, Schoelz!
Crowd: (Applause)
McBain: That is a nice outift, Schoelz. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
McBain: Woah, maybe you are all homosexual.
Crowd: BOO!
#2
Bart: But who would want to kill me? I'm this century's Denice the Menace!
...
Grandpa: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin McCloud or George Goober-Lindsay!
Bart: Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grandpa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob...if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
#3
Chief Wiggum: I'd like to help you, but I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: Actually, I'm pretty sure there is...
#4
Federal Agent: From now on, you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit. When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson,' you'll say, 'Hi!'"
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly).
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
(Homer stares blankly once again).
**About 20 minutes later**
Agent: UGH! NOW, when I say, 'HELLO, Mr. Thompson,' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: HELLO, MR. THOMPSON! (Stomps twice on Homer's foot).
(Homer stares blankly).
Homer (Leaning in towards the second agent and whispering): I think he's talking to you!
#5
Homer's t-shirt: I'm in the Witness Relocation Program.
#6
Sideshow Bob keeps stepping on the rakes, and they keep snapping up and hitting him in the face.
#7
Sideshow Bob: Surely there's no harm in lying down in a public street?
(Marching band comes and tramples Sideshow Bob).
Sideshow Bob: NOT THE ELEPHANT!
#8:
Bart: I'm kinda on edge here. You can't just barge into my room screaming with a knife.
Homer: Oh, right...the Sideshow Bob thing. Sorry.
**Ten Seconds Later**
Homer: BART! YOU WANNA' CHECK OUT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
Bart: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Homer: Oh, sorry. What am I Thinking?
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