Right before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well.
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 Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now
 
 Right before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well.Streaming PC & PS5 games, join me most nights after 6:00pm ET on TwitchTV https://www.twitch.tv/shaunh20
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 Oh wowRight before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well. bravo very nice. Try it man! try it!
							
						MCRD October 29. Oh Rah! bravo very nice. Try it man! try it!
							
						MCRD October 29. Oh Rah!
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 [QUOTE=ODogg;2038021748]Right before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well.[/QUOTE
 
 
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 This is an excellent example of why you shouldn't celebrate anniversaries with girlfriends.
 
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 UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready at midnight. Said she couldn't believe I forgot our anniversary. I felt pretty bad. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.
 
 After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.
 
 I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.
 
 Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.Last edited by GAMEC0CK2002; 01-01-2008, 12:57 PM.Comment
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 option c) refuse to celebrate anniversariesUPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready to present at midnight. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after giving looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.
 
 After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.
 
 I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.
 
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 DUDE, just tell her the truth! Today. Otherwise she'll think you went out and bought something just to appease her because she was upset. Two wrongs dont make a right. Keep us updated.UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready at midnight. Said she couldn't believe I forgot our anniversary. I felt pretty bad. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.
 
 After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.
 
 I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.
 
 Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.Comment
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 I agree. If you tell her the truth and she's got a problem with it, she's probably not worth the trouble. Trust me. But the further you let it drag out, the more trouble you can expect. Good luck bro!Comment
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 Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now
 
 I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell her what happened.UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready at midnight. Said she couldn't believe I forgot our anniversary. I felt pretty bad. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.
 
 After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.
 
 I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.
 
 Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.Originally posted by BlzerLet me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
 
 If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)Comment
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 Update 2: Decided to tell her. She thought it was funny.
 No harm, no foul.Comment

 
		
	 
		
	 
							
						 
		
	
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