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  • ODogg
    Hall Of Fame
    • Feb 2003
    • 37953

    #16
    Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

    Right before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well.
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    • CeltBhoy33
      Love Celtic, Hate Racism
      • Dec 2005
      • 1446

      #17
      Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

      Originally posted by ODogg
      Right before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well.
      Oh wow bravo very nice. Try it man! try it!
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      • Scottdau
        Banned
        • Feb 2003
        • 32580

        #18
        Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

        Wow, I would tell her the truth. Also, don't do things like that! They hardly never work out. Also, how is this a entertainment post.

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        • Scottdau
          Banned
          • Feb 2003
          • 32580

          #19
          Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

          [QUOTE=ODogg;2038021748]Right before she gets there I'd get a large onion, cut it up slowly, get a good tear stream going, then put the onions away, wash your hands, then go into another room, sit in the dark, when she arrives and finds you crying in the dark and you tell her the story you will not only be forgiven but probably get some pity sex as well.[/QUOTE


          Lmao.

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          • MachoMyers
            Old School
            • Jul 2002
            • 7670

            #20
            Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

            This is an excellent example of why you shouldn't celebrate anniversaries with girlfriends.

            Am I only the one that feels this way?

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            • GAMEC0CK2002
              Stayin Alive
              • Aug 2002
              • 10384

              #21
              Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

              UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready at midnight. Said she couldn't believe I forgot our anniversary. I felt pretty bad. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.

              After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.

              I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.

              Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.
              Last edited by GAMEC0CK2002; 01-01-2008, 12:57 PM.

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              • ODogg
                Hall Of Fame
                • Feb 2003
                • 37953

                #22
                Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
                UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready to present at midnight. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after giving looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.

                After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.

                I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.

                Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.
                option c) refuse to celebrate anniversaries
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                • chippered
                  MVP
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 1528

                  #23
                  Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                  Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
                  UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready at midnight. Said she couldn't believe I forgot our anniversary. I felt pretty bad. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.

                  After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.

                  I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.

                  Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.
                  DUDE, just tell her the truth! Today. Otherwise she'll think you went out and bought something just to appease her because she was upset. Two wrongs dont make a right. Keep us updated.
                  GT = Chippered

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                  • Chaos81
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 17150

                    #24
                    Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                    Originally posted by chippered
                    DUDE, just tell her the truth! Today.
                    I agree.


                    Don't let it go on, just tell her the truth when you give it to her.

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                    • SoMiss2000
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 20499

                      #25
                      Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                      Originally posted by ODogg
                      option c) refuse to celebrate anniversaries
                      ....until you're celebraitng a wedding anniversary.
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                      • p_rushing
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 14514

                        #26
                        Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                        Tell her the truth. What is the issue with telling her? If she can't understand, get out of the relationship.

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                        • chippered
                          MVP
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 1528

                          #27
                          Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                          Originally posted by p_rushing
                          Tell her the truth. What is the issue with telling her? If she can't understand, get out of the relationship.
                          I agree. If you tell her the truth and she's got a problem with it, she's probably not worth the trouble. Trust me. But the further you let it drag out, the more trouble you can expect. Good luck bro!
                          GT = Chippered

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                          • jmood88
                            Sean Payton: Retribution
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 34639

                            #28
                            Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                            Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
                            UPDATE: Chose not to follow common-sense and just come clean with things and re-purchase. Took some heat for not having her anniversary gift ready at midnight. Said she couldn't believe I forgot our anniversary. I felt pretty bad. At some point last night I got the strangest feeling that I called the wrong store to ask if I left it. So I called the other store this morning (now 4 days after I returned it) and was told that hadn't seen it but would take my phone number after looking again. I get a call 15 minutes later saying they found it.

                            After a 20 minute drive, I now have the pendent again. Made sure to pick up some flowers as well.

                            I'm gonna tell her exactly what happened, just not today.

                            Moral of the story: After doing something stupid, either a) Tell the truth or b)pray you get lucky.
                            I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell her what happened.
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                            • GAMEC0CK2002
                              Stayin Alive
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 10384

                              #29
                              Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                              Update 2: Decided to tell her. She thought it was funny.
                              No harm, no foul.

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                              • Chaos81
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 17150

                                #30
                                Re: Screwed up big time....what do i do now

                                Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
                                Update 2: Decided to tell her. She thought it was funny.
                                No harm, no foul.
                                See, so you were worried about nothing.

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