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  • Uhfan
    Pro
    • Jun 2003
    • 539

    #16
    Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

    They should have used a better looking girl.

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    • MassNole
      Banned
      • Mar 2006
      • 18848

      #17
      Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

      Originally posted by Uhfan
      They should have used a better looking girl.
      I don't know, the average looking girl (by actress standards at least) sort of sells the creapiness better. This is the girl next door you could be sleeping with, not the super model.

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      • Cebby
        Banned
        • Apr 2005
        • 22327

        #18
        Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

        Originally posted by MassNole
        I don't know, the average looking girl (by actress standards at least) sort of sells the creapiness better. This is the girl next door you could be sleeping with, not the super model.
        Either way, if a girl's vagina bites off a finger or my penis, I'd be irate and jam my car keys through her throat.

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        • JRod
          MVP
          • Jul 2002
          • 3266

          #19
          Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

          Originally posted by MassNole
          Wait this movie won an award at the Sundance Film Festival? This concept is unique, I can't say it isn't, and as refreshing as unique may be in Hollywood today this is a bit much for me.
          If this is the best hollywood can come up with, than Hollywood is pretty much done.

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          • jmood88
            Sean Payton: Retribution
            • Jul 2003
            • 34639

            #20
            Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

            Originally posted by marshallfever
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0OS4gCpos

            This movie looks horrible. What in the world could posse someone to make a movie about a girl with teeth in her genital area? I mean her vagina is deadly, literally. The movie sounds more inappropriate than creative or unique.
            Why would you bring your child to a horror movie anyway? It's getting some good reviews too.
            Discover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Teeth on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today!
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            • marshallfever
              MVP
              • Aug 2003
              • 2738

              #21
              Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

              Originally posted by jmood88
              Why would you bring your child to a horror movie anyway? It's getting some good reviews too.
              http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/teeth/

              Cause some kids love horror movies And yea i'm hearing its actually a good movie, i'm wondering on what subject does it touch, cause her vagina being killer doesn't really inspire Oscars.

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              • IlliniM1ke
                Heroes Never Die
                • Feb 2003
                • 8082

                #22
                Re: "Teeth"Keep Children away!!!!!!!!!

                Wow this movie just makes me think of Clerks 2 when they're talking about pillow pants lmao

                Even had to look up the exact quote just for this thread!

                Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a ***** troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?

                Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
                I'd have to imagine this will be a terrible movie.
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                • rockchisler
                  All Star
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 8290

                  #23
                  Teeth



                  This gives a new meaning to snapper..I will now be careful with who I am with..
                  Last edited by rockchisler; 01-13-2008, 02:12 AM.
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                  • SlimKibbles
                    Supporter
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7276

                    #24
                    Re: Teeth

                    What the hell?
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                    • luv_mist
                      Older
                      • May 2004
                      • 9596

                      #25
                      Re: Teeth

                      Is this a new comedy? Clearly, this is going to flop just like that phone movie that every isn't talking about. Maybe this is a way to scare kids into abstinence.

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                      • Behindshadows
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                        • Nov 2004
                        • 8055

                        #26
                        Re: Teeth

                        Sick stuff, now I'd see that!

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                        • Blzer
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 42515

                          #27
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                          • rockchisler
                            All Star
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 8290

                            #28
                            Re: Teeth

                            My bad, Mods can you move this to the original thread??
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                            • Chuck
                              MVP
                              • May 2003
                              • 2121

                              #29
                              Re: Teeth

                              Originally posted by luv_mist
                              Is this a new comedy? Clearly, this is going to flop just like that phone movie that every isn't talking about. Maybe this is a way to scare kids into abstinence.
                              this is actually supposed to be good. the phone movie got some of the worst reviews I've ever seen

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                              • marshallfever
                                MVP
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 2738

                                #30
                                Re: Teeth

                                Originally posted by luv_mist
                                Is this a new comedy? Clearly, this is going to flop just like that phone movie that every isn't talking about. Maybe this is a way to scare kids into abstinence.
                                I think its horror and minor comedy. Still she can offical say "I have a killer Vagina" to any guy

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