Packer Babes

[ThreeKing]

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Seriously, I'll be the old man here. The problem with your "fun" is randomly just throwing out whores, and other crap. Got no problem with your standards. Personally I think there's a difference between "would I?" and "would I try to?" but no reason to call them out of their names or go over the top with insulting them.



From the few times I've been to Chicago, I now have to question 3Kings honesty b/c there are definitely a good amount of "beasts" out in that area, lol. I need to get back out in the summer though and hit up the beach. Until then, all I found good out there was the architecture and sports history.

That's because the beasts aren't at Wrigley. They're at The Cell. Just ask Pierzynski12 here at OS. I'm sure he's dating one of them. J/P

[theaub]

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With that kinda attitude, youll be the only one working on your "e-penis"...

Boom.

[ProStylez]

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Wow this thread has sparked a little debate I see, not only about who is the best looking but also I've seen posts about them being fat and who has the biggest e-penis (I do of course). This is why I posted the topic here I knew you guys would go insane on this, the only thing that has not been brought up is which sliders to adjust to make these girls "perfect"

[jerseyboi2284]

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LOL@ sliders.....

Chest = 5 clicks to the left......LMFAO

[Double Eights]

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I'd make love explosions on them all.

[fsquid]

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Why don't you go ahead and get another look Pared. Tell me if you would really hit.

These whores are not worth the sweat from my bag. I wouldn't even fart in their direction.

Please, some of you guys need to step it up.

When did these girls become whores? They might all be virgins for all you know. Frankly, I bet they would be hella fun to hang out with in a bar setting

[ac11367]

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When did these girls become whores? They might all be virgins for all you know. Frankly, I bet they would be hella fun to hang out with in a bar setting

I'm with you there. THey would probably be a blast to hang out with, being the passionate female football fans that they are. To me they are hot. We tend to get de-sensitized by all these air-brushed/doctored pictures from magazines. Take those magazine cover girls and meet them in real life, they can never match how they look in camera.

[KingV2k3]

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Agreed, they are just average women, half naked, in below freezing temps.

Actually, by current US statistics, 'average' would make them about 20 pounds heavier...

So, if 'average' is a 'C', then you'd have to put them in the 'C+ / B-' range...

Which is prefectly acceptable, since they obviously also get the 'personality bump' of another half grade, ascribed to all women who like sports...

They could also garner further 'extra credit' for:

Being solid drinkers
Having a good job
Being sexually proficient
Being sexually adventurous
Aging better than their contemporaries

Before you know it, any of these three could hit somewhere around a B+ / A-

[ThreeKing]

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Actually, by current US statistics, 'average' would make them about 20 pounds heavier...

So, if 'average' is a 'C', then you'd have to put them in the 'C+ / B-' range...

Which is prefectly acceptable, since they obviously also get the 'personality bump' of another half grade, ascribed to all women who like sports...

They could also garner further 'extra credit' for:

Being solid drinkers
Having a good job
Being sexually proficient
Being sexually adventurous
Aging better than their contemporaries

Before you know it, any of these three could hit somewhere around a B+ / A-

No way, not for me.

I don't care if these broads would let me watch SportsCenter, while drinking a Schlitz and smashing them in the farter.

These chicks are funk. And I mean bad funk, not good funk.

[Rainey]

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LOL. Did I sound full of myself?

Well, I am. I wouldn't throw one in these chicks if you paid me. Sorry that my standards are a little higher than yours. If you're into banging the chunky uglies, then more power to you.

The one girl on the right looks like she got ran over by a train. The one in the middle needs to call Jenny Craig. No, not Jenny Craig the weight loss center, I'm actually talking about calling THE actual person Jenny Craig at home.

Hey fellas, we have a beautiful country here. The freedom of choice is an awesome thing. I just don't see how you would want to get with these pigs. If you do, bring paper bags and flour.

Bragging on the internet about your incredible standards? A new low has been reached.

[Chief Illinimac]

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No way, not for me.

I don't care if these broads would let me watch SportsCenter, while drinking a Schlitz and smashing them in the farter.

These chicks are funk. And I mean bad funk, not good funk.

Hands down the most disgusting thing ever conceived/said.

[trobinson97]

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Wow these girls are chunky?

[daflyboys]

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......while drinking a Schlitz and smashing them in the farter.

Nice. I'm so thankful........











.....that you're MUCH too old for my daughter.

[PdiddyPop]

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No way, not for me.

I don't care if these broads would let me watch SportsCenter, while drinking a Schlitz and smashing them in the farter.

These chicks are funk. And I mean bad funk, not good funk.

This is how guys think now? Good lord!!!!!

[koebner]

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"Smashed in the Farter"-definitely the buzz phrase of the year so far.