Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

[eXperiment63]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

Buy some, and enjoy the anguish on your victim's face.

[ManiacMatt1782]

Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

Pure evil. I want one to mess with my brothers.

[GenoG]

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Perfect for the office.

[Altimus]

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Perfect for the office.

Until someone finds it ands run out screaming BOMB!

[Bahnzo]

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Until someone finds it ands run out screaming BOMB!

Even more perfect. Nothing like a 4 hour break on the clock....

[The GIGGAS]

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Until someone finds it ands run out screaming BOMB!

A bomb that large couldn't blow up an apple, let alone an office.

[dopenose420]

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lol i thought this was funny

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/8928/

[mgoblue]

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A bomb that large couldn't blow up an apple, let alone an office.

one with some C4 could do it I think...

[NYG_Meth]

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Oh man, that's terrific

[superjames1992]

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Awesome!

[Boltman]

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

Buy some, and enjoy the anguish on your victim's face.

I am getting 3 of them for my office Management guys.

[luckyI'mnot]

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So I ordered this thing last week and put it in my coworkers office. Best $15 I have ever spent. He is going crazy. I put it behind the lip of his desk drawer so it is sitting about where his knees are.

For the first day he thought it was his computer. After unplugging and rebooting about a dozen times, he finally called the IT department. I quickly emailed the it department and explained I was playing a prank on my buddy so they were "too busy" to come check it out that day. While he was messing with the computer and everything was unplugged, the thing beeped again. At this point he was very pissed because he had no idea where it is coming from.

For the rest of the day, every time it beeped, he would stop whatever he was doing and look around his office. I am in the office next to him, so if was typing for example. I would hear him stop and then start opening and closing his file cabinets. By the end of the first day, he had pulled his file cabinets away from the walls and had all of hi electronics on top of his desk.

For day 2 he was out of the office most of the day, so it wasn't to bad. He was back late in the afternoon and generally grunted or mumbled something ever time it beeped, followed by random banging and slamming. He also began keeping a log of beep times. I am acting very bothered by all of this and keep asking him to close his door.

Day 3, he got to work and it looked as if he hasn't had much sleep. I overheard him call the maintenance guy and tell him about the whole ordeal and that he thinks it is now coming from a power outlet in the wall! At this point, several of my coworkers are in on the fun and we come up with a plan to get him out of the office for a minute and I quickly turn it off. The maintenance guy comes in and messes around for 10 minutes with no beeps. I am dying in my office listening to them talk about where it is coming from. So after all that he leaves for lunch and I turn it back on. He has since called the maintenance guy back yelling that it is beeping again and he needs to get down here now.

I need to tell him soon, he is my friend so I am not worried about getting in trouble or anything, but I will probably be buying a lot of beers. Any suggestions on how to cap this thing off?

[Brandon13]

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Man, I can't even read your post because it's making me LMAO in the middle of a quiet computer lab. Good stuff.

[Psyblast]

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Brilliant. Not just good. Brilliant.

[Knight165]

Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

So I ordered this thing last week and put it in my coworkers office. Best $15 I have ever spent. He is going crazy. I put it behind the lip of his desk drawer so it is sitting about where his knees are.

For the first day he thought it was his computer. After unplugging and rebooting about a dozen times, he finally called the IT department. I quickly emailed the it department and explained I was playing a prank on my buddy so they were "too busy" to come check it out that day. While he was messing with the computer and everything was unplugged, the thing beeped again. At this point he was very pissed because he had no idea where it is coming from.

For the rest of the day, every time it beeped, he would stop whatever he was doing and look around his office. I am in the office next to him, so if was typing for example. I would hear him stop and then start opening and closing his file cabinets. By the end of the first day, he had pulled his file cabinets away from the walls and had all of hi electronics on top of his desk.

For day 2 he was out of the office most of the day, so it wasn't to bad. He was back late in the afternoon and generally grunted or mumbled something ever time it beeped, followed by random banging and slamming. He also began keeping a log of beep times. I am acting very bothered by all of this and keep asking him to close his door.

Day 3, he got to work and it looked as if he hasn't had much sleep. I overheard him call the maintenance guy and tell him about the whole ordeal and that he thinks it is now coming from a power outlet in the wall! At this point, several of my coworkers are in on the fun and we come up with a plan to get him out of the office for a minute and I quickly turn it off. The maintenance guy comes in and messes around for 10 minutes with no beeps. I am dying in my office listening to them talk about where it is coming from. So after all that he leaves for lunch and I turn it back on. He has since called the maintenance guy back yelling that it is beeping again and he needs to get down here now.

I need to tell him soon, he is my friend so I am not worried about getting in trouble or anything, but I will probably be buying a lot of beers. Any suggestions on how to cap this thing off?

Yeah...I do actually....
How good of a friend are you guys?....Can you get yourself invited to his house for some reason?....get that device in his home somehow and continue the fun!

M.K.
Knight165

Oh...I bought to of these also....I put it in the Captain's office first....he was doing pretty much the same as you described....
I want to come up with something really good for work...I'm thinkin'


M.K.
Knight165