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  • WazzuRC
    Go Cougs!
    • Dec 2002
    • 5617

    #1

    Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

    This is a thread for lyrics so bad that you actually like them. Popular songs with terrible lyric lines. Two immediately come to mind....

    Nickelback's "Rockstar"
    "Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have a quesadilla)"

    David Banner "Like a Pimp"
    "Imma thug-a** n**** with bad table manners."
    Last edited by WazzuRC; 05-18-2008, 03:18 PM.
  • jmood88
    Sean Payton: Retribution
    • Jul 2003
    • 34639

    #2
    Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

    "Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em, I ain't got none but I'm plannin on growin some"
    - E40
    Originally posted by Blzer
    Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

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    • Misfit
      All Star
      • Mar 2003
      • 5766

      #3
      Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

      Axl Rose has a few gems. This one from "It's so Easy" off of Appetite for Destruction always gets me:

      "You get nothing for nothing/If that's what you do. Turn around b*tch I got a use for you / Besides, you ain't got nothing better to do. And I'm bored..."

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      • PlayaHataSupreme
        MVP
        • Jun 2003
        • 2209

        #4
        Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

        You don't want none, you best to keep lookin, A-E-I-O-U 's an azz-whoopin! - Shaq
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        • SpacemanSpiff
          MVP
          • Mar 2005
          • 1279

          #5
          Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

          Just about all of Get 'Em Girls by Cam'ron qualifies.

          Sample:

          I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"
          Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"
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          • ZB9
            Hall Of Fame
            • Nov 2004
            • 18387

            #6
            Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

            Originally posted by WazzuRC

            Nickelback's "Rockstar"
            "Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have a quesadilla)"
            LOL that is the first song that came to mind when i saw this thread...but i dont love them because they are so bad though. I can hardly listen to that song

            another popular song with TERRIBLE cheesy lyrics is "ticks" by Brad Paisley. It was EMBARRASSING when he sang it at the Grammys.
            Last edited by ZB9; 05-18-2008, 07:58 PM.

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            • KingV2k3
              Senior Circuit
              • May 2003
              • 5881

              #7
              Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

              Originally posted by WazzuRC
              This is a thread for lyrics so bad that you actually like them. Popular songs with terrible lyric lines. Two immediately come to mind....

              Nickelback's "Rockstar"
              "Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have a quesadilla)"

              David Banner "Like a Pimp"
              "Imma thug-a** n**** with bad table manners."

              Funny idea for a thread!

              My ex-girlfriend talked about that Nickleback song for a few months...thought it was really 'clever'...

              When I finally heard it, I was even more happy to have broken up w/ her weeks earlier...

              Ugh, on the N-back...

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              • The 24th Letter
                ERA
                • Oct 2007
                • 39373

                #8
                Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                "I gotta friend with a pole in the basement"

                "What?"

                "IM just Kidd'n lke Jason"

                "Oh"

                "Unless you gon' do it" -Nelly

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                • jerseyboi2284
                  Pro
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 910

                  #9
                  Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                  Bet cha'all didn't know I had a fake arm/ I lost it, wild and raw before rap, I was gettin' it on - Ghostface Killah - The Champ

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                  • stewaat

                    #10
                    Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                    I bomb your set that's not a threat its a promise
                    Got everybody ridin' on my wagon like the Amish

                    ....

                    You ain't never heard an emcee speak like this
                    And Rodney King ain't never felt a beat like this

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                    • jerseyboi2284
                      Pro
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 910

                      #11
                      Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                      Originally posted by The 24th Letter
                      "I gotta friend with a pole in the basement"

                      "What?"

                      "IM just Kidd'n lke Jason"

                      "Oh"

                      "Unless you gon' do it" -Nelly
                      Man that was hot....hahaha, EVERYBODY was biting that when the song was fresh

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                      • dkgojackets
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 13816

                        #12
                        Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                        new kids on the block had a bunch of hits....

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                        • larrygiterdone
                          MVP
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 3037

                          #13
                          Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                          i cant believe nobody has said "Closer" from Nine Inch Nails or "Space Lord" from Monster Magnet

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                          • WazzuRC
                            Go Cougs!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 5617

                            #14
                            Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                            Originally posted by dkgojackets
                            new kids on the block had a bunch of hits....
                            LOL.

                            "Chinese food makes me sick." classic.

                            And to the poster that mentioned it before, I hate Nickelback with a passion. I just find that lyric so bad that I'll actually listen to it when it comes on the radio.

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                            • 3rdAnswer
                              Regular Cat Records®
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 10845

                              #15
                              Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                              Gangstarr - DWYCK

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