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  • pennstlbu
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 1122

    #46
    Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

    Daz and Too $hort:

    "B****, b****, b**** make me rich. Shut the f*** b**** and gobble a d***."

    Terrible, but I laugh everytime.
    "You should only drink to enhance your social skills." -Barney Gumble

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    • redskinrussell
      Pro
      • Jul 2004
      • 527

      #47
      Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

      This is off of Shaq's first cd Shaq Diesel...

      Golly Hatchuey
      Macho like Roscoe
      Randy Sandwich Manwich
      Slinging the dingaling wit damage

      I think one of the Fu-Schnickens raps this
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      • fistofrage
        Hall Of Fame
        • Aug 2002
        • 13682

        #48
        Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

        I'm the J O E to the C. Ho
        Call Me Joe C., got more game than Coleco.....
        I'm a freak yo call me sick
        3 foot 9 with a 10 foot D***

        Joe C. on Kid Rock's Devil without a Cause

        I've heard of kicking it old school, but Coleco??? Wouldn't it be better to have more game than Nintendo?
        Chalepa Ta Kala.....

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        • Hassan Darkside
          We Here
          • Sep 2003
          • 7561

          #49
          Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

          I was listening to Eminem and D12's Fight Music and this verse stuck out...

          This would be Bizarre rapping

          "You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
          Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum (oh)
          Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch)
          So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
          I f***in hate you; I'll take your drawers down and rape you
          While Dr. Dre videotapes you (hell yeah!)
          Satan done got me on this song
          Eatin a hot dog readin the Holy Qu'ran, while I'm on the john
          Tired of wearin this yellow thong
          Take it back Sisqo, you know where it belongs (thong th-thong thong)
          Now here's a gun, I'll put it in your palm
          Now go over there and blow up Dru Hill's arms
          F*** your love songs"



          Verse is soooo terrible.
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          A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
          You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
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          • trobinson97
            Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
            • Oct 2004
            • 16366

            #50
            Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

            Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
            I was listening to Eminem and D12's Fight Music and this verse stuck out...

            This would be Bizarre rapping

            "You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
            Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum (oh)
            Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch)
            So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
            I f***in hate you; I'll take your drawers down and rape you
            While Dr. Dre videotapes you (hell yeah!)
            Satan done got me on this song
            Eatin a hot dog readin the Holy Qu'ran, while I'm on the john
            Tired of wearin this yellow thong
            Take it back Sisqo, you know where it belongs (thong th-thong thong)
            Now here's a gun, I'll put it in your palm
            Now go over there and blow up Dru Hill's arms
            F*** your love songs"



            Verse is soooo terrible.

            Oh wow, I really can't find the words to express how bad it is. Wow. Lol, and you like that song?
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            • Cebby
              Banned
              • Apr 2005
              • 22327

              #51
              Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

              Originally posted by trobinson97
              Oh wow, I really can't find the words to express how bad it is. Wow. Lol, and you like that song?
              The other verses are solid, but Bizarre not so much.

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              • Flyboy
                Daydream Believer
                • Jun 2003
                • 11352

                #52
                Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
                I was listening to Eminem and D12's Fight Music and this verse stuck out...

                This would be Bizarre rapping

                "You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
                Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum (oh)
                Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch)
                So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
                I f***in hate you; I'll take your drawers down and rape you
                While Dr. Dre videotapes you (hell yeah!)
                Satan done got me on this song
                Eatin a hot dog readin the Holy Qu'ran, while I'm on the john
                Tired of wearin this yellow thong
                Take it back Sisqo, you know where it belongs (thong th-thong thong)
                Now here's a gun, I'll put it in your palm
                Now go over there and blow up Dru Hill's arms
                F*** your love songs"



                Verse is soooo terrible.
                I love that verse. **** makes me LOL all the time.
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                • TheGamingChef
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 3384

                  #53
                  Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                  How could anything top this?

                  "This is why I'm hot
                  This is why I'm hot
                  This is why
                  This is why
                  This is why I'm hot
                  This is why I'm hot
                  This is why I'm hot
                  This is why
                  This is why
                  This is why I'm hot
                  I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
                  You ain't 'cause you not
                  This is why
                  This is why
                  This is why I'm hot
                  I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
                  You ain't 'cause you not
                  This is why
                  This is why
                  This is why I'm hot"

                  It also has the most ironic lyric I think I've ever heard:

                  "I ain't gotta rap
                  I could sell a mil saying nothing on the track"

                  So true

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                  • Cebby
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 22327

                    #54
                    Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                    Originally posted by TheGamingChef
                    It also has the most ironic lyric I think I've ever heard:

                    "I ain't gotta rap
                    I could sell a mil saying nothing on the track"

                    So true
                    How is that ironic at all?

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                    • jerseyboi2284
                      Pro
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 910

                      #55
                      Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                      Originally posted by The Soldier
                      How is that ironic at all?
                      Ur not serious?

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                      • fistofrage
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 13682

                        #56
                        Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                        Originally posted by jerseyboi2284
                        Ur not serious?

                        He's being Ironic...........
                        Chalepa Ta Kala.....

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                        • jerseyboi2284
                          Pro
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 910

                          #57
                          Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                          figured as much, just had to check though

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                          • Cebby
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 22327

                            #58
                            Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                            Originally posted by jerseyboi2284
                            Ur not serious?
                            Assuming the point is that he said nothing on the track and he still had a number one single, no it's not ironic at all. It would make his statement a true statement.

                            It would have been ironic if he had written something incredibly deep, but doing exactly what you say isn't irony at all. It's pretty much the opposite of irony.

                            Maybe I'm missing something or interpreting the great Mimms incorrectly, but I see no irony.
                            Last edited by Cebby; 05-22-2008, 12:36 AM.

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                            • fistofrage
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 13682

                              #59
                              Re: Lyrics you love because they are so bad...

                              Originally posted by The Soldier
                              Assuming the point is that he said nothing on the track and he still had a number one single, no it's not ironic at all. It would make his statement a true statement.

                              It would have been ironic if he had written something incredibly deep, but doing exactly what you say isn't irony at all. It's pretty much the opposite of irony.

                              Maybe I'm missing something or interpreting the great Mimms incorrectly, but I see no irony.
                              You still don't see the irony in your post?
                              Chalepa Ta Kala.....

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